In Soviet Russia...

[BackyardMilitia]

I think most of us know the Russian Reversal jokes, I hope. Where you say a normal sentence, and then reverse it in a way that supposedly fits the ways of the now dead Soviet Union. Nothings more fun than making fun of a now dead and failed political party (not really). Just rate the Soviet Russia joke before you and then post your own.

Here's an example of an "In Soviet Russia" Joke:

In America, you watch tv. In Soviet Russia, tv watches you!

Here's my Soviet Russia joke-

In America, KGB is a group that gives information to you. In Soviet Russia, KGB is group that has all information on you!

 

[v4master]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DOG IS YOUR MASTER

 

[BackyardMilitia]

In America, you say you hate the president of America. In Soviet Russia, you say exactly the same thing!

 

[cynicalBookworm]

In Soviet Russia, root beer drink you.

 

[BackyardMilitia]

In Soviet Russia, man on radio listens to you!

 

[It`s Teri]

In Soviet Russia, cat eats you!

 

[mew0099]

In Soviet Russia, the books read you.

 

[sarah8]

In soviet russia, cake eats you!

 

[++ Necromancer]

In Soviet Russia, Pills grab you!

-insidejoke-

Jeez Jinxy I can't believe you did this.

 

[BackyardMilitia]

Haha, you better beleive it. I called like ten people just to tell them awful In Soviet Russia jokes. I received death threats, my friend.

One of my awful ones:

In Soviet Russia, blue is sky!

 

[++ Necromancer]

I would have shared my wonderful stories with you concerning such things.

Ahhh I have so many ones that only make sense if you're friends with me.

Anyways.

In Soviet Russia,

cheeseburger can haz kitties.

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

In Soviet Russia, you pwn me

 

[Heil Grammatik]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still pwns you.

Yes. A Soviet Russia and Chuck Norris joke. Go me.

 

[++ Necromancer]

In Soviet Russia, law breaks you.

Its tru faktz.

 

[It`s Teri]

In Soviet russia, hotdog has a dog!