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Jona says hiiiii. - Me and Miley. xD

Catfish. - A few of us.

Fitch. - Ginny and I.

BADWARD. - I thought my brother said " ooooh a bad word!" but he said, "oooooh, edward!" So now we say Badward. xD

 
These are mine and Maria's newest insidejokes;

Andy Used To be Cute.

Maria's Best Friend Is Her Phone.

We Hate Kate.

:)

We have more.

Maria might post 'emm.

 
kyouya-ish - me and jinx

baka - me and emma

oh plop - me and jinx

zoe-elda- me and zoe (the jokes kinda on her)

the mad ice cream van - me and zoe

Esther bulber - me and zoe (the jokes on me)

 
ELMO'S WORLD!- Me, Susha, Indie, and Courtney.

I'm the sextoy why??- *same peoples as above*

Malk- me and dad

Can't keep up, right?- me and my math teacher.

 
Oro? - Me and my older brotherr. ;D

How much does a pound of butter weigh? - Me and my dad (I, stupidly, asked that question. xD).

Oro is a new one, but the second one is old. :'D

 
Ahh, there's so many, I can't just like name them all right now. But most of them are with my (r/l) friend Anne, she's hilarious.

 
/ I met some cool new people at Transition Day today!

3 o'clock! - Simone, Mehak, Jen and myself.

(;

 
Ksenia and I have so many. My favourites are:

The Lamp Crew <3

Andy Used To Be Cute

Maria's Best Friend Is Her Phone

We Hate Kate

Oh, this one is with Jen too.

"You'll snip Nathan!

Please Jen, don't snip me or my phone."

 
Why did she give it to him?- Me and Indie

She wanted him to have it- Me and Indie

Those two are linked together, fyi.

 
One more:

Do I really have to do this? - me and my best friend

 
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At lunch, my friend Courtney was talking to my other friend Matt and they were getting into some kind of argument. For one reason or another, Courtney said something about Matt verbally abusing her. So Matt was all like "Verbably abusing you?" And we all just burst out laughing because he couldn't say 'verbally' right. So now everytime we ask each other something, we go "I'm going to verbably ask you to sit down"

Ah, you had to be there.

 
"The monkeys point of view... kewlll" Me and Anthony

"A worm's point of view... brainsss..." Me and Anthony

"The man's point of view... d*mn." Me and Anthony

"Tree's point of view... *silence*" Me and Anthony

"Kay's point of view... HOLEY S*** FREAKING EPIC WIN!" Me and Anthony

"Anthony's point of view... what the hell?" Me and Anthony

Long story short: a guy fight's a monkey in the woods and the guy's head explodes. Got it from TV. :)

 
My sister is a catfish, I am a pineapple.

"But I don't WANNA go in the duffel bag!" -me

"Just take your milk and get in the bag." -my sister

"Because Eric said so!" -me (Eric is one of my characters. His brain is a supercomputer, everyone's arguments are invalid)

"Because I'm a tanuki and tanukis can do whatever they want!" -me

"That's because your favorite Pokemon is magikarp, and everyone knows that magikarp sucks." -me

 
I probably have a ton with my sis, but I'm deppressed, so I can't think of much. =/

"HALLO MY NAME IS EMBAH PINK AND YOO SHALL VOTE FOR MEH" me and sis.

"WHY THE FAAAAAAAAAACE???" me and sis...

;)

of corse, no one will have a care to read this. and you'll just think it's stupid. you all make me cry. so much.

 
"Gatorade."- Me and Lizzie (this one is years old... and we still say it)

"I'm discounting in my pants"- Me and Lizzie

"Please don't jiggle me!!!!"- Me and Lizzie

"Would you like to reduce the weight of your Jesus?" and "He has no Jesus!!"- Me, Lizzie, Savannah, Katherine (obviously those are part of the same joke)

"Why is the fly dancing?" -Me and Lizzie

"I loved him so much... But he only loved watermelon."- Me and Lizzie (this one hasn't been said lately... but I love it XD)

"Katsumi likes to have his feet touched."- Me and Savannah

"Uncle with benefits"- Me and Savannah

"You're my aqua dot!"- Me and my sister (this hasn't been used lately either)

"I like it when you call me Mr. Principal..."- Me and Savannah

"He's rejectin' his food!"- Me, my mom and my sister

There are a few more I can't think of...

And I won't explain them, because almost all of them are inappropriate...

 
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^ Oh, duh, how could I forget? : D And Ganondorks, period. xD That's from a few of us~

WHOA I JUST THOUGHT OF A GREAT OLD ONE WITH ME AND MY COUSIN CASEY.

Why are there elephants in the road? [SIZE=11pt]Because there's a circus![/SIZE]

And then we laugh until we're red in the face. It's wonderful. xD

 
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