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Hi TamaTalk members!(And guides/admins.)

 

I am as some of you know a numberone joke fan!

So here are some that I have in my joke book.Perpare for a strechy page!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Andy Green.

Andy Green, who?

Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Dwane.

Dwane who?

Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

A little old man who can't reach the doorbell

 

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Let us

Let us who?

Let us in and you will find out

 

Knock, knock

Who's There?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to suck your blood!!

 

Knock, knock

Who's There?

Gorilla

Gorilla Who?

Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.

 

Knock, knock

Who's There?

Cow-go

Cow-go Who?

No, Cow go MOO!!!

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Centipede.

Centipede who?

Centipede on the Christmas tree.

 

Knock, knock,

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in!!

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Thistle who?

Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Adolf Adolf who?

Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.

 

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

I love.

I love who?

I don't know, you tell me!

 

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Woo.

Woo, who?

Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Easter.

Easter, who?

The Easter Bunny.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Anna.

Anna, who?

Anna nother Easter Bunny!

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Moira. Moira, who?

Moira Easter Bunnies.

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Howie.

Howie, who?

Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Ammonia

Ammonia who?

Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Mary lee

Mary lee who?

Mary lee we roll along

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Aardvark

Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles

 

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Is there an owl in here?

 

PHEW!MAN MY HANDS HURT!

 

:angry: !Stupid! :kuribotchi:

 
 

will you remember me in a week?

yes

will you remember me in a month?

yes

will you remember me in a year?

yes

 

Knock knock

Whos there

:chohimetchi: you didnt remember me!

 
>What day does monsters eat people?

Chewsday

>WHat's a toads favourite ballet?

Swamp ballet

>Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un-hoppy

>What do frogs drink?

Hot croaka

>What do you say when you meet a toad?

Warts new?

>What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on!

>What snakes are found on cars?

Windshield vipers!

>Whats long and green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisb

>What do snakes have on their bath towels

Hisss & Hers

>What did the mummy snake say to the cry baby?

"Stop crting and viper you nose!"

>Whats big and hairy andjumps up and down?

A monster on a pogo stick

>Who brings monster's baibies?

Frankrnstork

>What did the zombie get his medal for ?

His deadication

 
>What day does monsters eat people?
Chewsday

>WHat's a toads favourite ballet?

Swamp ballet

>Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un-hoppy

>What do frogs drink?

Hot croaka

>What do you say when you meet a toad?

Warts new?

>What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on!

>What snakes are found on cars?

Windshield vipers!

>Whats long and green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisb

>What do snakes have on their bath towels

Hisss & Hers

>What did the mummy snake say to the cry baby?

"Stop crting and viper you nose!"

>Whats big and hairy andjumps up and down?

A monster on a pogo stick

>Who brings monster's baibies?

Frankrnstork

>What did the zombie get his medal for ?

His deadication
Lovethem!

 
Ben said this to a friend a few weeks ago:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Pssht. Stupid emo kid.

xP

'How do you drown an idiot?'

'Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.'

 
Why do birds fly south for the winter?

- Because it's too far to walk...

What's big and red and eats rock?

- A big, red, rock eater

How do you fit 4 Elephants into a Mini Cooper car ?

- Two in the front, Two in the back

How do you fit a Giraffe into a Mini Cooper car ?

- You can't. It's full up with Elephants

 
~ If an idiot and a smart guy jumped of the top of a building who would hit the ground first?

The smart guy because the idiot would have to stop and ask directions!

~ How did the idiot count his money?

One, another one, another one.

~ What do you called a singing beetle?

A humbug!

 
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