!Stupid!
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Hi TamaTalk members!(And guides/admins.)
I am as some of you know a numberone joke fan!
So here are some that I have in my joke book.Perpare for a strechy page!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andy Green.
Andy Green, who?
Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
A little old man who can't reach the doorbell
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Easter.
Easter, who?
The Easter Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna, who?
Anna nother Easter Bunny!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moira. Moira, who?
Moira Easter Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
PHEW!MAN MY HANDS HURT!
!Stupid! :kuribotchi:
I am as some of you know a numberone joke fan!
So here are some that I have in my joke book.Perpare for a strechy page!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andy Green.
Andy Green, who?
Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
A little old man who can't reach the doorbell
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Easter.
Easter, who?
The Easter Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna, who?
Anna nother Easter Bunny!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moira. Moira, who?
Moira Easter Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
PHEW!MAN MY HANDS HURT!
!Stupid! :kuribotchi: