Does anyone have any jokes and/or riddles that they can share? If you do, reply and tell all! Please?
the only one i have is this:
at a school for christians, a couple of kids were waiting to get their food. and as some of them went down the lunch line, by a tray of apples a note written by the nuns said, "take only one, god is watching."
and as the kids got closer to the end of the line, there was a plate of cookies. the kids had written a note that said, "take as many as you like, god is watching the apples!"
ha ha! i crack myself up!!!
but really, if you have any funny stories or jokes, true or false, please reply and tell me them!!!
the only one i have is this:
at a school for christians, a couple of kids were waiting to get their food. and as some of them went down the lunch line, by a tray of apples a note written by the nuns said, "take only one, god is watching."
and as the kids got closer to the end of the line, there was a plate of cookies. the kids had written a note that said, "take as many as you like, god is watching the apples!"
ha ha! i crack myself up!!!
but really, if you have any funny stories or jokes, true or false, please reply and tell me them!!!