Life in Heaven

[iml0nely]

One day, little miss Jane when for a walk, and WAM!!! ( how original! ) , The 50 ton Big Rig ( so what if I don't know the weight???) Killed her on impact. She saw it with her own eyes. as she got hit, and as she rolled around... HEY!!! How could she do that?!? When she relized it, she was floating upward. When her ( soul) reached past the clouds, she saw...

 

[sweet_kuchi]

...A kuchipatchi with a pitch fork and devil ears....

 

[iml0nely]

...A kuchipatchi with a pitch fork and devil ears....

said " you wanna come with me???" she felt that she had no choice. "um...yes..."

The kuchipatchi threw down his pitch fork and took off his fake devil ears. " ok, then" and then he opened the gate of heaven where there was...

 

[.nyatchi.]

...lots and lots of pie! There was so much pie it was overwhelming! =o she...

 

[iml0nely]

...checked her pocket for a fork, but, sadly, there wasnt one . but then ...

 

[.nyatchi.]

....she found a spork on the ground! "Wow," she said, "This really is heaven!" and...

 

[iml0nely]

...then she REALLY found out it WAS heaven

" OMG!!!! WHIP CREAM!!!!!"

 

[emmy299]

....then she jumped into a fat angels lap and called it Mama.............

 

[iml0nely]

....then she jumped into a fat angels lap and called it Mama.............

( this is kinda getting a lil' random =l )