Once there were mermaids...

[Mckenna]

Plz note that this story is being retold but you can change the story if ya want!:There was a girl called Miranda.She was reading a book about a celtic warrior princess called Theodelinda.The war was over,and Theodelinda was happy.This is the end of the great warriors journy.Miranda wish it wasnt over.She got a piece of paper and wrote "chapter 37"after 10 min thats all she had written.Her parents have gone somewhere,she forgot,and kelly her sister was making dinner.Miranda was having an attak of writers block."COME HERE HODGE PODGE!Y DO YOU HAVE TO LIE AROUND ALL DAY LIKE A LAZY LUMP OF POOP!GET HERE RIGHT NOW*GIIGGLES*That was kellys voice.Miranda climbed down stairs and asked where Judy,her mum,and brian,her dad,were,She said HoHoing!HoHo is short for hands on help organization.It was their job,so they didnt get much money,thats why her school uniform is 2nd hand.They had a dog called dog,and a cat called cat.Their living room smelt like cat piddle lol.When Judy and brian got home,they said they were going to papua new gunea.So miranda went to her ex half sister in law,and kelly went to her friends,melony.At the airport,when she arrived at mariners bay,blossom greeted her,under a hat.her husband,Magnus Ambrazine [note the name ambrazine]dumped her and was practicaly throwing money in her dface.But she said she didnt need it.So yes.They hoped into a van,what said,Be green,be vegan,and magic happens.Then the meet Nigl with a Y,so actually nygel.They went into the cosmos cafe,and they sold gross stuff thier.Note that Miranda is Fat.VERY fat.So Blossom gave her a sarong and a crop top 2 wear.Zeus,was an excellent song writer,and zephyr was artistic.These were Blossoms Staff.Zephyr held a baby boy in her arms,called running water.It was the right name for him cuz he peed all the time.lolz.So here is how to reconize an ambrazine.

They are Really rich

They like dumping ppl

they are absolute stinkers! NEVER GO NEAR AN AMBRAZINE!

Blossoms Cafe was almost bankrupt.