color_kraze
Well-known member
This is a funny email i got! Read it it is funny! I ♥ number 5!
ONLY IN AMERICA!
> >: 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than
>an >ambulance.
> >
> >
> >2. Only in America......are
there handicap parking places in front of a
> >skating rink.
> >
> >
> >3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
>the >back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
>buy >cigarettes at the front.
> >
> >
> >4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
>fries, >and a diet coke.
> >
> >5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
> >pens to the counters.
> >
> >
> >6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
>the >driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
> >
> >
> >7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
> >then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
>want >to talk to in the
first place.
> >
> >
> >8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
> >packages of eight.
> >
> >
> >9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
> >process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
> >'bloodsucking creatures'
> >
> >.
> >10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille
> >lettering.
ONLY IN AMERICA!
> >: 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than
>an >ambulance.
> >
> >
> >2. Only in America......are
there handicap parking places in front of a
> >skating rink.
> >
> >
> >3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
>the >back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
>buy >cigarettes at the front.
> >
> >
> >4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
>fries, >and a diet coke.
> >
> >5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
> >pens to the counters.
> >
> >
> >6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
>the >driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
> >
> >
> >7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
> >then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
>want >to talk to in the
first place.
> >
> >
> >8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
> >packages of eight.
> >
> >
> >9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
> >process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
> >'bloodsucking creatures'
> >
> >.
> >10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille
> >lettering.
*Names the Kitten....Nittek. xD(Backwards Spelling)*
. I liked it. I was like "Wow. That pen. Its so...Pretty!....Can i Buy it?" When my sister said no. I pouted and said "...Well. Yeah, you're right. ....I know!...The bank can pay for it. They have Money!" So i kindly asked the Bank Lady(whatever they're called,xD) If i Could have the Pen. (When i was 5. Medium Brown hair,with a Reddish tint. Long Hair. In Pigtails. Wearing a brand new Dress. Big brown Eyes. I was Just Plain Adorable Back then. Wonder what happend Now. xDDD). So she Gave me the Pen. I hung it in my little Jewlery Box. And Since i Got the Pen from a Bank. I spent at least 2 weeks trying to get money out of the Pen. 
