Rate the above quote.

[x.Tori.x]

10/10 So true, although I like a lot of current songs.

"A friend would call you a retard, but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you."

 

[Kickthekan123]

9/10 Lol

It's like artists think, "I like this line, I think I'll repeat it 20 times in a row!" What is the world coming to? Imagine if books were like that. "There were three things I was absolutely positive about: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that thirsted for my blood. Third, Edward was a vampire." See how stupid that sounds? Now imagine if music were like that. "P-p-p-poker face, p-p-p-poker face (mamamamama)" *laughs* Wait a second, it already is like that!

EDIT: Typos

 

[Goggle-Face]

3/10

Where's your god now, Furby?!

 

[Mrs.Freezie]

3/10

Me: My dog says hi.

Ksenia: I say hi to your god.

Ksenia: **dog

best. typo. ever.

 

[Goggle-Face]

xDD 10/10

    [Mothra] 11:49 am: I feel like playing with my Tamagotchi but it's taking a bath. I think the character is Nikattchi.. something like that. He looks like a boiling onion as he's sitting in the

steaming tub

    [Mothra] 11:49 am: So I'd rather watch him boil away

    [Goggle-Face] 11:49 am: Onion soup.

 

[Mrs.Freezie]

xDD 10/10 but you gotta admit Ksenia's typo is SUPER hilarous.

Homer: Lard-lad, say hello to lard-DAD

 

[Goggle-Face]

Ksenia is always funny xD

8/10

"Why don'tt hey look, Dave? Tell me, why don't they look?"You're deep Ernie.

 

[Mrs.Freezie]

3/10

Do you like waffels? Yeah I like waffels. Do you like pancakes? Yeah I like pancakes! Do you like french toast? NO I hate freaking french toast!

 

[Goggle-Face]

7/10

"Do you want a doughnut?"....NO! It'll go straight to my thighs.

 

[Mrs.Freezie]

2/10 I dun get it. O:

Everyone: Be like boy! Be like boy! (ect....)

Jasper/Abe: We like Roy! We like Roy!

 

[Goggle-Face]

4/10 I dun't get it either ._.

I want a cookie....screw it, I'm getting one.

 

[Mrs.Freezie]

5/10

Me: WTF!? Why isn't the water balloon popping? I'm slamming it against bulletproof glass! WTF!?

Allyson: *takes water balloon* *throws it at me* *balloon pops* Maybe you weren't just throwing it hard enough?

Me: ._.

Everyone: *laughing*

 

[Goggle-Face]

9/10 XD

Me: Hey, look! I found a calcium! *Pokemon talk*Sofai: Steroids!

 

[Mrs.Freezie]

7/10

Cara: OMG I love Michael Jackson! He's my hero!

Chantelle: It's like cara gets up to heavan. "WHERE'S MICHAEL!???????"

Me: I honestly think MJ didn't get up there.

 

[Goggle-Face]

8/10 teehee.

What the....he's brought back to life from two people making out?

 

[Mrs.Freezie]

10/10 xDDDDDD

Me: What the!? Meera's a girl!? o.0 Ohhhh, Goggle crossed out the S. That makes more sense now

(if your not in Open Book, the joke is Meeras a boy that's always mistaken for a girl.)

 

[I Dia]

10/10 XD

Want world domination? There's an app for that.

 

[Goggle-Face]

9/10 XD

Which is true, Freddy would let anyone drown...

 

[I Dia]

9/10.

If you use the fire extinguisher on me again I'm donating you to a community college!

 

[popprincess83]

5//10

"Your story is boring to me, because it is not about me. Do you see how this works?"