Thank you captain obvious!

[Band Geek]

CORK GREASE!
That was one of the first things my band teacher, Mr. L. said to us. He cracked a joke of how cork grease isn't lip balm.

I've used two sticks my entire 5 years playing. Seriously.

My current one smells like ROOT BEER CANDY!

Yeah, I LOVE these stupid labels! Cracked up reading all in this thread!

O_O

Mine smells like peppermint candy.. O_O

I also know this kid who's slide oil smells like grapes. I used it, becasue my slide was DRY.

 

[Vadermort]

"Not suitable for childern under 3" : My trombone care kit. ._.
"May be harmful if swallowed. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF INFANTS." - Valve/key/slide oil. That's why we have CHILD PROTECTION LOCKS!

"Do not put on lips." - CG CONN tuning / cork grease. O_O

"For underarms only." Why would you put deo on your skin except your armspits?

Armspits? We have a typo there XD

I used to put deoderant all over my stomach and feet, hands and face when I was 4, because I thought it would make me look like a cat XD

I have no funny labels for you.

 

[Sweet Kandi]

Armspits? We have a typo there XDI used to put deoderant all over my stomach and feet, hands and face when I was 4, because I thought it would make me look like a cat XD

I have no funny labels for you.

o.o; Deodorant = cat?

Uhm.... How?

 

[cecib]

I notice you typed the word 'FAIL' onto it. Are you planning to submit it to Failblog.org?

Cecib

 

[rachel3802]

^

I seriously LOL'd at that.

A carton of chocolate milk:

Contains milk products.

 

[TigerLily013]

Yeah.I agree with your opinion.

It's just that they use the same stick they use on their underarms.

-Gag-

Yeah in most cases that's really >_>;;; er yeah lol. The deodorant I currently use is a gel-form sort of and you turn the thing to make some come out. At least if I apply it to more than one region of myself I can wash the plastic top off. The powderish ones that are more common don't have that luxury.

Anyway there's a lot of obvious signs out there. I think that sharp edges sign someone mentioned earlier though must be a photoshop or something, never seen a hilarious sign like that in real life XD!!

 

[Vadermort]

o.o; Deodorant = cat?
Uhm.... How?

I thought it was white skin paint. I had no idea that it was actually supposed to make your armpits smell good XD

 

[Bronica]

These are much funnier.....

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) - 'Do not turn upside down.'

On Sainsbury's Peanuts - 'Warning: contains nuts'

On Boot's CHILDREN Cough Medicine - 'Do not drive or operate machinery after taking this medication'

On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding - 'Product will be hot after heating'

On a Sears hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos - 'You could be a winner! No purchase nessary. Details inside.'

On a bar of Dial soap - 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'

On some Swanson Frozen dinners - 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'

On packaging for a Rowenta iron - 'Do not iron clothes on body.'

On Nytol Sleep Aid - 'Warning: May cause drowiness.'

On most brands of Christmas lights - 'For indoor or outdoor use only.'

On a Japanese food processor - 'Not to be used for the other use'

On an American Airlines packet of nuts - 'Instructions:Open packet, eat nuts.'

On a child's Superman costume - 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

"Not suitable for childern under 3" : My trombone care kit. ._.
"May be harmful if swallowed. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF INFANTS." - Valve/key/slide oil. That's why we have CHILD PROTECTION LOCKS!

"Do not put on lips." - CG CONN tuning / cork grease. O_O

"For underarms only." Why would you put deo on your skin except your armspits?

lol

 

[x.Ryancloud]

Ahahahaha.

 

[Neon Tiger.]

I see some stupid things in shops sometimes.

Cool topic btw.