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This is how to play. Make up a Advertisement! And the next person Rates it and makes another one! :wacko:

TestMaker:

Guy:Today, Buy your BUG-BE GONE!!!!

Its the BEST thing to get rid of bugs!

Woman:My life changed when I used bug-be-gone!

*Sparys Cake*

Bugs: Oh No! *faints*

Guy:So buy your bug be gone TODAY!!

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KikiNiki:3/10

ect...

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Sakura Starfire:Welcome to the teh Cheapa Shop!

Todays item is the INPLODING PIE. To show it, I'm going to put it on the

table!!! KABBOM!!! *Pie splaters everywhere* Thats the INPLODING PIE!

Buy it for $999 NOW!

Call 47296297838 NOW!

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Have fun! ^_^

 
10/10

today on megaadd we will look at:cheesey omlets. they make serious smart people act silly

binary:me luuuuves cheesy omlets

now thats strong. if you are complety serious and want to be silly bye cheesey omlets

only $50 for pack of 10. call 9122784

 
XD XD *i*/10

Welcome to the Pokamart~!

Today, we have teh Namemaker!!!

You put in some hair, teeth, ect

Girl:*puts in some hair*

CATEEN!!!

*paper comes out*

Girl:pieface. Come out Pieface!

Buy ur Namemaker today!

Go to the DiDi Shop at 463 Pika Pika, Yettui

 
5/10

Welcome to the Rubix cube world where you can find the best of the cube solvers

Master at rubix cube: I will complete this rubix cube in less the 1 second!

*Throws away*. Problem solved

 
XDD 7/10

Welcome to the cake shop!

*Song starts*

The ice-cream shop, Teh ice-cream shop

Go to the Ice-cream shop TODAY!!!

*song stops*

Go to the Cake shop today!

Random Person:*watching TV* What the suger crackers...

 
XDDDDD 9999/10

Welcome to STETY shop!

Todays item is a pie maker!

*puts cake, lollypop,icecream*

KACHEEN!!!

Call 4589849248928593285629 for the pie maker TODAY!

 
10/10 WONDERFUL!!

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this is the TYRO keyboard, its like a regular keyboard except when you press this botton you DIE! abserve:

*presses botton* see, i pressed the botton *keyboard turns inot giant monster* GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *keyboard eats person* *keyboard burps* *keyboard turns back into regular keyboard*

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Rate mine!

 
THATS BETTER 999999/10

freindly joes

arrr kids. today only bye a drink at freindly joes and get a free straw yes a free straw. theses straws nomaly cost $0 so bye a drink now

 
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0_0 XD 100%

This is teh PikaM

Its a mouse that shocks people!

*Person touchs mouse*

ZAP!!!!

Person:What the ginger biscuits....

Call 9348257535728 for the PikaM NOW!

 
4/10

Do you nead a shave?

Buy teh ui2u34iSaver!

Man:Its a shaver that eats.... PIE!

Woman:It eats pie! Yay

M&W:YAY YAY YAY!!! It eats pie!!!! :p

Buy ur shaver at u5i54u Rika Street,Gergy NOW!!!

 
10/10 LOL really funny

personal lip-stick-putter-onner!

eats cheese, so please feed it often or it will eat you!!!

buy it now, there is only one!!!

call:245-242-6454 to buy it NOW! excepts the VERY first call!

 
5.9/10

The POPCORN MAKER 2000!!!

This machen can make ANY FLAVER of POPCORN!!!

Watch.

Person puts in a lollypop.

Pop! Pop! POP!

Chine!

*popcorn comes out*

Person:Go to DIDME.com and buy it there!!

 
100000000000000000000/10!cool!

here is the random caller!it calls item such as computers and more!lets test it shall we?

random girl:*phone rings table*

table:hello table speaking here.

and normally it is 10000$ but if you buy an installable holder for it the value is 0$!it's free!

buy now at 0800 randomphone!

 
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10000/10

intorducing the window cleaner 3000. it garuntes you will never have to clean windows again. it throws a high speed missile at your window.i dont uderstand all the complaints though. by now for $444 call 4949552

 
100000/10 hahaha

BECOME A POKEMON! buy umm.. wats-its-name.. oh yeah!! LAB BEAM 1000 and fire it at yourself. you will become a random pokemon! also availabe, is the gym leader beam 1001!! only 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.02 bucks!!! call 12345678987654321 no responsibility is taken from us for any mishaps.

 
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OMG 10 out of ten.

Do you suffer from head lice or dandruff?

This is not the product for you!

The PoopShaver900 is the ultimate poop shaving product.

Woman: My pikachu always poops everywhere! Now with the poop shaver, they are free of hair so the Pidgey can eat them.

Man:The PoopShaver900 saved me thousands of dollars on fines for leaving poop full of hair on the street! Now my poop is shaved clean.

This PoopShaver also comes in RED.

Call now while this is a non-free product. It costs 5623756273562735 dollars. Call 1-Poo-Shave-67.

 
5/10 Funny but kinda disturbing! Here's mine:

Smiley Refridgerators!!!

Do you get sad when your fridge doesn't greet you with a loving smile when you go to get some milk?

*person stands by fridge and nods, looking sad*

Do you wish it would make a kind and caring gesture to appreciate you when you go to get some eggs?

*person stands by fridge and nods, looking sad*

Well with Asbo's Smiley Refridgerators, your fridge will actually welcome you!

*person does a happy dance by smiling fridge and yells "YIPPEEE!!!""

*fridge smiles and says "buy me, buy me, buy me, i'm a fridge but i'm smiley!"

 
999/10

BW. Tamagotchis!

Human:"Don't you just get soooo board with those P****** Tamagotchi's?"

*Person throw's Tamagotchi Conections off a bridge.*

Human:I know you do. We have BW Tamagotchis!

*All memetchi's in the world get delevered to my house.*

Me:Thank you!

Human:Your not supposed to be in this advertisment.

Me:So?

Human:EKBCFERDNEBRDSGVJFREUY43GBCRHBCHD

*Person sues BAN DAI for making tamagotchis.*

Human: We sell you stinky poo-like vomit, barf, pee,fart tamagotchis. So buy one now.

*Person sues BAN DAI for making tamagotchis again.*

*All young memetchi's in the world get delevered to my house.*

Me:Thank you!

Human:Your not supposed to be in this advertisment.

Me:So?

*All young mimitchi's in the world get delevered to my cousins house.*

My cousin:Thank you!

Human:Your not supposed to be in this advertisment.

Me cousin:So?

*All mimitchi's in the world get delevered to my cousins house.*

My cousin:Thank you!

Human:Your not supposed to be in this advertisment.

Me cousin:So?

 
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