The Amazing Adventures of a Tamagotchi

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Miren

Gender: F

Character type: Urayoungmarotchi

Gen: 16

Job: Fisticuffs novice

V6 Status

Name: Kimosa

Gender: F

Character type: Chantotchi

Gen: 12

Band: Pompom

Instrument: Trumpet

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Orpheus

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Gen: 2

Band: Cyborg

Instrument: Harp

Kimosa: Let's update again!

Orpheus: What? Two times in one day? That... preposterous!

Miren: Not really. There's a bunch of other logs that update several times a day!

Orpheus: And this isn't one of them.

Kimosa: Well updating again on the same day helps us make up for other updates we missed. Besides, the last update was kinda short.

Ryyx: Okay, can someone get this car off of me this update.

Mystery voice: Sure thing!

Ryyx: Is that...?

Henchmen recovery squad member: Yup! The Henchmen recovery squad is here!

Ryyx: Yay! :3

HRSM: Man, this is going to be an easy job here. Not like the last guy, who was incinerated. Okay, let's drive this car off of you.

Kimosa: Um, hello, that's MY car.

HRSM: Oh, it is? Can I have the keys?

Monroe: Quack. *jingle*

Kimosa: If you can get them from the duck.

HRSM: Oh. Sorry sir, we are experiencing some technical difficulties.

Ryyx: >:|

Miren: Well, while they're doing that, shall we do something?

Kimosa: Heeeey, can you help me name my daughter? I'm totally stumped here.

KH: Why don't you think that Mittens is a good name?

Kimosa: We're not naming her Mittens, end of story. Gosh.

KH: B-but...

Kimosa: Huh-uh.

KH: :[

Orpheus: Just use a random name generator or something.

Kimosa: Noooo, I want it to be special!

Miren: Wait, isn't your name from a generator?

Kimosa: Shhhh.

KH: This is why we should name her Mittens.

Orpheus: What is it with you and mittens, anyways?

KH: It's a cute name.

Kimosa: It's also extraordinarily silly. :|

Miren: Well, you'll think of something at some point, right?

Kimosa: Yeah... I guess.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Miren

Gender: F

Character type: Urazukyutchi

Gen: 16

Job: Fisticuffs novice

V6 Status

Name: Rucelle

Gender: F

Character type: Hitodetchi

Gen: 13

Band: N/A

Instrument: Accordion

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Orpheus

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Gen: 2

Band: Cyborg

Instrument: Harp

Rucelle: Hey guys, my name is Rucelle! Mommy told me to announce that 'cause she didn't get around to it.

Miren: That's a pretty name!

Rucelle: Thank you! <3 Oh, hey, why is that guy under a car?

Ryyx: Oh, do I have a story to tell--

Orpheus: You're not allowed to talk!

Rucelle: But Car Man wants to tell a story!

Ryyx: It's Ryyx.

Rucelle: Ri- Ree- Um, can I call you Car Man?

Ryyx: NO.

Rucelle: But... your name is weird and I can't pronounce it.

HRSM: Easy, dude. She's just a kid.

Ryyx: But nicknames are lies! Lies!

Miren: What are you going on about?

FKOD: He's just crazy, don't pay any attention to him.

Rucelle: And he's mean. He yelled at me.

Orpheus: Do you want me to kick him in the face for you?

Rucelle: Yes, please.

Ryyx: D-don't I have any say in thi-- Ow! Hey! Watch the eyes you son of a biscui--

Orpheus: Stop whining so much. You're getting really annoying.

Ryyx: Henchmen recovery guy, help!

HRSM: Not right now! I'm trying to catch this duck!

Monroe: Quack!

Ryyx: Catch it later! I'm being kicked in the face, if you didn't notice!

HRSM: Sorry, but this duck smells like spatial anomalies so he might disappear at any moment!

Miren: Spatial anomalies?

Orpheus: Is that what that smell is?

FKOD: How would you know that, Orpheus? You don't have a nose!

Monroe: Quack! *disappears and gets replaced with a stepladder*

Miren: W-what happened?

Stepladder: ...

Rucelle: Aw, the ducky went bye-bye.

Orpheus: With the car keys.

Ryyx: ...............#@!%!

HRSM: Hey, there's kids around!

Ryyx: Well, you try to hold it in when THE ONLY WAY TO GET A CAR OFF OF YOU HAS DISAPPEARED--

Miren: Couldn't you just use one of those things that mechanics use to lift cars while they're working on them?

HRSM: ...

Ryyx: ...

HRSM: Yeah, that's a viable option.

Ryyx: Why didn't you say anything about that until now?

Miren: It just didn't occur to me.

Ryyx: Well okay then. HRS guy, come here a moment.

HRSM: Yeah...?

Ryyx: Lower, there's something I need to tell you.

HRSM: What do-- OW! Hey, why did you smack me! That was my face! My beautiful, beautiful face!

Ryyx: I needed to take out my unfathomable rage on someone. You were the most convenient.

HRSM: Well, fine, you can get yourself out from under that car! I'm going home!

Ryyx: ....

Orpheus: Don't look at me. I'm not helping you.

Miren: You've got yourself into a real pickle, haven't you?

Rucelle: Pickle? What pickle? All I see is a car.

Orpheus: She's referring to a tough situation. It's a metaphor. A beautiful, beautiful metaphor.

Miren: Indeed.

Rucelle: I get it. What's going to happen to Ca-- uh, Ricks?

Orpheus: I guess we're just going to keep him there. We're not going to do anything else with him.

Miren: Well, we could sharpie all over his face when we're frustrated.

Rucelle: Oooh, I want to draw pretty pictures!

Ryyx: Hey now, paper was invented for a reason!

FKOD: Well, it wasn't invented to draw on, it was invented to keep records of things. Jeez, get your facts straight.

Ryyx: You know what? Phyania ti haran himas a ien.

...

Miren: Wow, it got really quiet in here.

...

Miren: Um, hello? Why did everyone stop talking? What did you do?

Ryyx: I spoke and made everyone listen. Except for you, apparently.

Miren: I don't quite follow.

Ryyx: Don't you know what I am?

Miren: A really pale guy with purple eyes who's annoying.

Ryyx: I'm a Niriphale. Our words are our power.

Miren: Oh. What was all that fancy stuff you said earlier?

Ryyx: A literal translation would be, "I desire silence amongst everyone, now."

Miren: Oh. So does all that fancy word magic only work in that weird language?

Ryyx: Yes. And it also gives me an awful headache if I use it too much. Ugh. I should've just used it on a couple of you jerks.

Miren: Why didn't it work on me?

Ryyx: That's what I was wondering.

Miren: Will this wear off soon?

Ryyx: It should in a few minutes.

Miren: Okay then. Why didn't you just command someone to get you a car lifting thing for you?

Ryyx: That's a rather complex command, considering there's no word for that in our language. I could tell them "Phyania nu hrit niit ing-min a pe ien," which means "Lift this heavy object off of me now," but none of you could lift this blasted thing if you tried.

Miren: Why do you always add a "now" to the end of your commands?

Ryyx: I have to specify when and how long to do something, or I'm just wasting my energy. And very complex commands would just make my head explode. I've seen it happen before. It's not pretty.

Miren: Oh. That's lovely.

Ryyx: Indeed. Anyways, that should clear things up a bit for you.

Orpheus: ...

Ryyx: Yes, I see you glaring at me.

Orpheus: ...

Ryyx: Stop it.

Orpheus: ...

Ryyx: You know what? I'm ignoring you know.

Orpheus: ...

Ryyx: Iiiiiiignoring you.

Rucelle: :[

Ryyx: S-stop with the eyes! Oh goodness, you look like a puppy looking for a new home.

Rucelle: :[

Orpheus: ?

Rucelle: :]

Orpheus: *kicks Ryyx in the face*

Ryyx: Curse you and your nonverbal communication.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Miren

Gender: F

Character type: Urazukyutchi

Gen: 16

Job: Doctor (not a miracle worker)

V6 Status

Name: Rucelle

Gender: F

Character type: Violetchi

Gen: 13

Band: Clover

Instrument: Accordion

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Orpheus

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Gen: 2

Band: Cyborg

Instrument: Harp

FKOD: Today is an interesting day, I must say.

Miren: Why do you say that?

FKOD: Look at Rucelle! She's a violetchi! An okay care character... I may be on to something here...

Ryyx: What exactly are you rambling about?

FKOD: Evolution! Duh!

Ryyx: ...

Orpheus: Tamagotchi evolution.

Ryyx: I'm still at a loss.

Rucelle: Just forget about it, Ricks. Anyways, Orpheus and I have an announcement to make! <3

Orpheus: Oh yes we do! <3

Rucelle: We're married! <3

Miren: Congratulations!

FKOD: D'awwww.

Ryyx: I don't really care. I'm stuck under a car.

Car: Mrmph, what?

Ryyx: Did that car just talk? I must be hallucinating or something.

Car: Oh, who are you?

Ryyx: Man, hallucinations sure are weird.

Car: Am I parked on top of you? I'm sorry!

Ryyx: Oh. Would you look at that. I'm free! Free! Free to do as I please! I... I could just siiiiiiiing--

Orpheus: Not happening. I have two sons and I must protect their ears.

Ryyx: That's hurtful. I am a very good singer, I'll have you know.

FKOD: If you start singing, I'm throwing Brosephina at you.

Ryyx: Who?

Brosephina: Geodude.

Rucelle: Shouldn't she be geodudette? Y'know, since she's a girl?

Miren: It won't matter when she evolves.

Ryyx: Is there anything in this room that doesn't evolve?

Orpheus: There's you.

FKOD: And my cat over there. Hey Qetesh, how's it goin'?

Qetesh: Mrow.

TOP: And I don't evolve, I transform.

Ryyx: Okay, okay, everyone shut up now. I'm going to--

*something large and made of metal lands on Ryyx*

Dr. Blobagus: Oh dear. That didn't turn out as planned.

Ryyx: Mrhph!

Orpheus: Did you just manage to tip over that big Imperial Walker?

Dr. Blobagus: I'm afraid so. Oh dear, how am I going to stand this back up?

Some guy inside the walker: Dr. Blobagus, is that you out there? What the heck, man. I thought this thing was being hijacked and we were going to get kidnapped or something.

Miren: There's more than one person in there?

A girl stuck in the walker: Uh-huh. Who's head am I sitting on?

Another guy in the walker: That'd be me, Kossom. Would you care to get up so I can breath?

Kossom: Sorrel! I'm so sorry!

Some guy inside the walker: Owww, Kossom, you stepped on my hand!

Kossom: Sorry Arkikan!

TOP: We gotta get them out of there! Tiny Vigilante Squad, assemble!

CIK: What now?

TOP: There are civilians in that collapsed AT-AT Walker!

Rucelle: Is there no door or anything?

FKOD: There's only one door, which it fell on. This is a pretty cheap walker I got a yard sale. Best five bucks I ever spent.

Orpheus: Well, Cthulhu has super strength or something, right?

MC: *eldritch well yeah but uh this super hero thing isn't me*

Rucelle: Darn it, Mini Cthulhu, your part of a vigilante squad! Surely you must be occasionally inspired to do acts of good.

MC: *eldritch it's not like a signed a contract or something I'm just a part of this because I'm tiny compared to normal Cthulhu*

Miren: Um... Rucelle.... can you actually understand what he's saying?

Rucelle: What, you can't?

Arkikan: That can only mean that she's a cultist! Everyone run!

Sorrel: Yeah, that's definitely what we should do. It's not like it's impossible for us or anything in this situation.

Ryyx: Mrph!

Kossom: Um, that noise that's coming from under the door is making me kind of nervous.

Orpheus: Everyone, calm down! My wife is not a cultist, she's just bilingual or something, jeez.

Miren: And that noise is just some guy who got squashed under the AT-AT.

Rucelle: Hey, Ichigo, can you lift this thing?

CIK: Well, maybe if I charge my spiritual energy. HWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

5 minutes later...

CIK: --AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Okay. *lifts AT-AT*

Arkikan: Ah, yes, freedom! It is good to feel the ground beneath my feet again! Although the ground feels a bit different than what I'm used to.

Sorrel: That's because you're standing on some guy.

Ryyx: Why... why must these kind of things always happen to me....

Kossom: Aw, poor guy.

Orpheus: If you knew him for long enough, you wouldn't be pitying him so much.

Rucelle: Well, maybe just a little. He does always get the short end of the stick.

Miren: I think he needs a doctor.

Dr. Blobagus: I'd be happy to oblige! Hm... Lying on the ground moaning, footprints and AT-AT prints on his back... He was hit by a death ray.

Orpheus: What an incredible feat of reasoning.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Miren

Gender: F

Character type: Urazukyutchi

Gen: 16

Job: Doctor (not a miracle worker)

V6 Status

Name: Ares

Gender: M

Character type: Kuribotchi

Gen: 14

Band: N/A

Instrument: Mega Drum

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Alex

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchitamatchi

Gen: 3

Band: N/A

Instrument: Keyboard

Alex: So this the log, huh?

Ares: Sweet, let's update this thing like it's never been updated before.

Miren: So we should pretend this is the first update?

Alex: No, I think he meant we should make this update epic.

Ares: You said it, bro.

Brosephina: Dude.

Alex: Oh man that is the most awesome rock ever.

Ares: It's like a pet rock except that it talks and stuff.

Alex: Sweeeeet.

Ares: Yeeeeeah.

Alex: Okay, what do we do now?

Ares: Yeah, there's like, nothing to talk about.

Ryyx: I'm certain someone will say something that will merit a long conversation in a moment.

Alex: ...

Ares: ...

Ryyx: Any time now.

Alex: Not cool man.

Ares: Yeah, seriously dude.

Miren: Well, someone could help me name my son.

Ryyx: How about Luxes?

Alex: Cool name.

Ares: You should totally go with that.

Miren: Okay, thank you Ryyx. But just out of curiosity, what does Luxes mean?

Ryyx: It means deaf.

Alex: Death? Wow, that's so metal.

Ares: No I think he said deaf. Like not being able to hear.

Alex: Nooooo, he said death. Like.... uh.... death.

Ryyx: I said deaf. It's appropriate for the son of someone who is immune to my power.

Alex: I don't get it.

Ares: Well then read the log before the last one. Duh.

Alex: I was supposed to read the other logs?

FKOD: Boy, the previous logs are your history. It'd do you some good to read 'em.

Alex: But... history is boring!

Ares: But there were wars and stuff. All the interesting stuff happened in the past. Even though there is a war now, it's laaaame. No swords or catapults or anything.

Alex: Are you like some history nerd or something?

FKOD: Hey Alex, wanna hear something about the guy you're named after?

Alex: ...Alex is some lame common name though. There must be like a bajillion guys named Alex.

FKOD: Yeah, but you're named after Alexander the Great. We had to just call you Alex because Alexander exceeds the 8-character limit.

Ryyx: The 8-what limit?

FKOD: Shh, the adults are talking. Go back to your room, Ryyx.

Ryyx: ...What?

Ares: Alexander the Great was a crazy guy or something, wasn't he?

FKOD: He was crazy, but he was also a military genius.

Ares: Yeeeeah, that's right, I remember now.

Ryyx: See, what did I tell you two? Now you have a good conversation going.

Alex: Which you interrupted!

Ares: Yeah, jeez. Now we have to stop.

Ryyx: ...

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Luxes

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Gen: 17

Job: Turtle apprentice

V6 Status

Name: Ares

Gender: M

Character type: Dorotchi

Gen: 14

Band: NSFC

Instrument: Mega Drum

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Alex

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 3

Band: Castle

Instrument: Keyboard

Luxes: Hi everybody.

Alex: Today was AWESOME.

Ares: Heck yeah, we saw Iron Man 2.

Alex: And it was awesome.

Luxes: It was cool. I wish I could've seen the prequel though.

Ryyx: Who is Iron Man?

Ares: Tony Stark!

Alex: A guy in a robot suit!

Luxes: He's a super hero.

Ryyx: Oh. Okay. Oh, Ares, what does NSFC stand for?

Alex: Wait, let me guess... Never Stop Furious Children?

Luxes: Nihilist Surgeons Find Cars?

FKOD: Narwhals Speak Fluent Chinese?

Ares: It stands for Not Safe For Consumption.

FKOD: What a bummer. Mine was better.

Alex: What does FKOD stand for?

Luxes: Furious Kangaroos Offend Dinosaurs.

FKOD: Close, but no cookie. It stands for Fuzzy Kitten of Doom.

Ryyx: Which isn't your real name.

FKOD: Ryyx, this is why we can't have nice things.

Ryyx: ....What? How does that even--

Dr. Blobagus: Everyone run!

Ares: Why?

Alex: Is something bad going on?

Luxes: This isn't about that moth that got in here, is it? It's totally harmless.

Dr. Blobagus: No, the Arkrinths are here! Or at least one of them!

FKOD: Which one?

Dr. Blobagus: I don't know! The one with the crazy hair! The one with the weird pink eyes!

Ares: This is a tamagotchi log. Why are all these Arkrinth people all up in our business?

Alex: I know, we're the protagonists!

Luxes: Hey, last time this was brought up, the tamagotchis had to do the fighting. And I doubt that this Arkrinth is anywhere near as incompetent as Ryyx.

Ryyx: I resent that comment, sir.

Arkrinth: Oh, look, it's Minya's new pet. What are you doing here?

Ryyx: Pelura, I assume?

Pelura: The one and only. Now, answer my question.

Ryyx: I'm here on a mission.

Ares: A mission that he is failing at so far.

Ryyx: S-shut up.

Pelura: ...What are you? You look like a spirit but you have a living body...

Ares: I'm a tamagotchi! More specifically, a dorotchi.

Pelura: Ah, I see. You must be one of FKOD's little creatures.

FKOD: Yeah, so?

Pelura: You have something I want.

FKOD: Or do I?

Pelura: You do. A girl with long black hair, orange eyes, has a possessed doll.... does that ring a bell, FKOD?

Ulata: Um, did somebody want me for somethin--

FKOD: *puts a bucket on Ulata's head* Oh, I don't know anyone like that. You got the wrong address.

Pelura: Look, just hand her over, okay? Then I'll leave you alone, and I'll convince Minya to call off her goon over there? Deal?

Alex: No strings attached? *rimshot*

Pelura: Very clever. But you have my word.

Luxes: Words are cheap.

Pelura: Oh? Well how can I prove my sincerity, then?

FKOD: You won't have to. Ulata's not going anywhere.

Ulata: Why did you put a bucket on my head? What's going on?

Pelura: Oh, why do you want to keep my dear sister from me, you wretched, fuzzy-headed little monkey? Ebris meant the world to me...

Ulata: Who's Ebris? I'm not Ebris. What's all this about?

FKOD: Look, I may be wretched, and I could never deny that my head is extraordinarily fuzzy, but I am not a monkey.

Pelura: Fine. Fine. Have it your way...

Ares: Are you secretly the Burger King?

Pelura: No, I'm not so secretly going to put an end to your adamant ways... with this.

Alex: A big bee?

Luxes: Golly, that's a Japanese hornet.

FKOD: ................Uh. Um. Me away! *teleports away*

Pelura: Hah! Now nothing stands between me and my dearest sister! Come with me Ebris, and--

TOP: Hold it right there, criminal!

Pelura: Me? A criminal? Pfftttt.

TOP: Are you not aware of the laws of this area? You have illegally and willingly transported a stinging insect into FKOD's room. That's worth a fine of 4000 dollars or eight years under an AT-AT.

Alex: Dude, that's a serious crime.

Ares: What a criminal, man.

Luxes: Tsk tsk!

Pelura: ...Er... Um.....

Ulata: I still have no idea what's going on.

Alex: Taking off the bucket might help.

Ares: At least just a little.

Ulata: Yeah, it doesn't help much... except now I get Alex's joke.

Luxes: Do you know Pelura?

Ulata: Nope. I don't know what this whole sister business is about. I don't have any sisters.

Pelura: I can help you remember!

Ulata: Are you implying that I have amnesia? 'Cause I don't.

Pelura: *sigh* You break my little heart. All I want is for you to return to us...

Ares: Wait, so Ulata was an Arkrinth?

Ryyx: Well DUH.

Alex: Shut up Ryyx, you aren't a part of this conversation!

Ryyx: ;-;

Pelura: Ebris....

Ulata: My name is Ulata. I don't know who this Ebris person is, but you got the wrong girl.

Pelura: *sniff* Don't do this to me!

Dr. Blobagus: Hm... seems distraught... I think that woman has narcolepsy.

Ares: *singing* This one's narcoleptic!

Alex: *singing* I don't know where I am!

Ares: Must be narcoleptic!

Alex: Can't help the way I am!

Ryyx: Why are they allowed to burst into song and I'm not?

Luxes: Because no one likes you very much.

Ryyx: ...

Pelura: ...

Ares: ...

Alex: ...

Luxes: ...

TOP: ...

Brosephina: Geodude.

Ares: Well spoken, my friend.

Alex: Indeed!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Luxes

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Gen: 17

Job: Turtle apprentice

V6 Status

Name: Ares

Gender: M

Character type: Dorotchi

Gen: 14

Band: NSFC

Instrument: Mega Drum

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Alex

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 3

Band: Castle

Instrument: Keyboard

Alex: Hey guys.

Ares: FKOD hasn't come back yet.

Luxes: But I think we got things under control. We put a bucket on Pelura's head and she's been mumbling weird things ever since.

Pelura: The men in sweater-vests will grant us knowledge, oh yes they will. They know all...

Alex: We're just ignoring her now.

Ares: I guess the Arkrinths really are wrong in the head.

Luxes: Anyways, should we try to find FKOD?

Alex: Dude. With her gone, we OWN this place now.

TOP: Now hang on just one secon--

Ares: Party time!

Pelura: There will be tea, I presume? Bring me a scone, dear.

Luxes: Um, just don't make a mess!

Alex: She shouldn't be that messy of an eater. Well, we're not feeding her anything anyway. Did you see what happened to that moth that flew near her?

Pelura: It was like eating a cotton ball...

Luxes: I was talking to you guys!

Ares: Reeeeelax, nothing bad will happen.

Alex: We'll make Ryyx clean up afterward.

Ryyx: When did I get a say in this?

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Luxes

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Gen: 17

Job: Turtle apprentice

V6 Status

Name: Ares

Gender: M

Character type: Dorotchi

Gen: 14

Band: NSFC

Instrument: Mega Drum

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Alex

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 3

Band: Castle

Instrument: Keyboard

Alex: Zzzzzzz...

Ares: Zzzzzzz...

Luxes: Um, guys, we're updating the log.

Alex: Mrmph. Five more minutes.

Ares: ZzzzzZZZZzzzz...

Luxes: Whatever, I'll update the log myself.

Pelura: Alex, you don't deserve to be pushed around by those lazy bums.

Luxes: No, I'm not Alex. Alex doesn't have a tail like I do.

Pelura: ?

Luxes: Oh, right, there's still a bucket on your head.

FKOD: *bursts in through a window* Luxes! 'Sup man!

Luxes: Oh, you're back! Where have you been?

FKOD: Everywhere. So what have you been doing while I was gone?

Luxes: Well Alex and Ares partied all night, and Pelura has been muttering things all day.

FKOD: Yeah... we should probably get her out of here.

Pelura: Am I to be evicted? How... unfair.

FKOD: Yeah, yeah, we can hear your life story later. Get out of here, shoo!

Pelura: Okay. *leaves*

Luxes: That went better than I expected.

FKOD: Indeed!

Luxes: What now?

FKOD: We go to the moon.

Luxes: ...What?

FKOD:

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Luxes

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Gen: 17

Job: Turtle apprentice

V6 Status

Name: Ares

Gender: M

Character type: Dorotchi

Gen: 14

Band: NSFC

Instrument: Mega Drum

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Alex

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 3

Band: Castle

Instrument: Keyboard

Ares: *is currently flipping out*

Dr. Blobagus: So you're telling me he... disappeared off the screen?

Alex: Yeah.

Dr. Blobagus: Hm... I'll bet he has a hernia.

Luxes: What? What does that have to do with anything?

Dr. Blobagus: It's so obvious. If you had a degree in medicine, you would know.

Ares: Um, that degree is fake. It is in FKOD's handwriting.

FKOD: I assure I only gave him that to prevent him from destroying half the universe.

Alex: How could he possibly manage that?

FKOD: You don't want to know.

Luxes: Well now I'm curious.

FKOD: Too bad.

Ares: But--

FKOD: SO I HEARD YOU GUYS ARE LIKE MARRIED THAT'S COOL.

Luxes: I get the feeling that you are trying to change the subje--

Ares: I am so totally married.

Alex: Me too. I am totally married.

FKOD: On a scale of one to ten, how married are you?

Ares: ELEVEN.

Alex: TWELVE.

Luxes: Um, okay. Now I want to change the subject.

Dr. Blobagus: Hm, you seem to have a hernia too!

Luxes: What? No I don't!

FKOD: Seriously, get your facts straight. I know more about hernias than you do, and all I know about hernias come from a Weird Al Song.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh? Does he have a degree in medicine? I think not.

Ares: Well, you don't need a med school degree to sing about medical conditions!

Dr. Blobagus: Are you so sure about that?

Alex: I hope so. My band has a song about the common cold.

FKOD: Who would make a song about the common cold?

Luxes: Alex, apparently.

Alex: Hey, what's that supposed to mea--

FKOD: Oh, look at my wrist, it's time to end the update!

Alex: But--

FKOD: Log end!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Luxes

Gender: M

Character type: Uramametchi

Gen: 17

Job: Bus Driver (so exciting)

V6 Status

Name: Ares

Gender: M

Character type: Dorotchi

Gen: 14

Band: NSFC

Instrument: Mega Drum

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Alex

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 3

Band: Castle

Instrument: Keyboard

FKOD: *is rubbing a tamagotchi cover on her face*

Ares: FKOD, what in the world are you doing?

Alex: I don't think that's what Bandai had in mind when they made those.

FKOD: Don't judge me. Have you felt this thing? You should.

Luxes: Yes FKOD. You have rubbed it on our faces several times.

Ares: Why don't you rub the Shimashimatchi thingy against your face?

Alex: It looks cuddlier.

FKOD: As much as I love TigerBeeHamsters, that doesn't feel as weird and awesome as this cover.

Luxes: Ooooookay. Hey, where did Ryyx go?

FKOD: You only just now noticed he was gone? Me too!

Luxes: Um, he didn't kidnap Ulata, did he? Y'know, since he works for the Arkrinths...

Ulata: Nope! My decoy fooled him!

Ares: Decoy?

Meanwhile...

Ryyx: You know, Ebris, you're not very talkative.

Decoy Ulata: ...

Ryyx: Minya once told me that you were quite the chatterbox. You're really not yourself right now, are you?

DU: ...

Car: Hey, I think I'm running low on gas.

Ryyx: What?

Car: You know, my fuel. What keeps me goin'.

Ryyx: Well, we can't stop now.

Car: We will if we don't find a gas station.

Ryyx: *sigh* Why must my enemies live in the middle of nowhere?

DU: ...

Meanwhile Meanwhile...

Monroe: Quack.

Eldritch monstrosity: Rawr.

Monroe: Moo.

EM: Rawr?

Back at that one place where we are...

Dr. Blobagus: FKOD... do you have bronchitis?

FKOD: No. What's that capsule in your tentacles?

Ares: There's something in there.

Alex: Did you win a prize from one of those little machine thingies?

Luxes: That thing doesn't look like something from any sort of vending machine.

Dr. Blobagus: My son is in there.

Luxes: What.

Dr. Blobagus: Once, FKOD used me as a yo-yo and a bit of me broke off.

FKOD: It was the two-armed man, I told you!

Dr. Blobagus: Anyway, the little bit of me grew a simple nervous system. He is quite mischievous, so I keep him in a capsule.

Ares: You are a horrible parent.

Alex: It's called "discipline."

Dr. Blobagus: Oh, you do not know what this guy is capable of. He would tear this place apart.

Dr. Blobagus's son: Bloop.

Maskitchi: Ah, you're joking right? That little guy? Alex, I think you should free him.

Violetchi: Ares... <3

FKOD: Free the dude.

Luxes: I think it's a unanimous vote.

Dr. Blobagus: Well, okay. But don't blame me if he destroys everything you hold dear.

DBS: :3

Dr. Blobagus: Yes, I see that smug grin on your face. I'm watching you.

Maskitchi: Aw, he's so cute!

Violetchi: Come here!

DBS: Bloopy.

FKOD: I don't see what your deal is Blobagus, he's just floating around.

DBS: Bloo.

Dr. Blobagus: Just you wait!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Elrod

Gender: M

Character type: Hitodetchi

Gen: 18

Job: It's pretty obvious, isn't it?

V6 Status

Name: Myanna

Gender: F

Character type: Mimitchi

Gen: 15

Band: Ancient

Instrument: Karaoke

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Chance

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Gen: 4

Band: Maxium

Instrument: Guitar

FKOD: Oh my gosh I'm so sorry for the update drought.

Myanna: You should be! I've been wanting to update this log forever!

Chance: More like 2 days, really.

Elrod: Or 0 days if you're me.

Myanna: Whatever. So anyways, we went shopping today!

Chance: Yeah, it was boring.

Elrod: I was a baby during some of the shopping, and I don't remember a lot. But I got to see lots of stuff.

Myanna: Hey, Chance, I have a question...

Chance: Yeeeeah?

Myanna: Maxium?

Chance: Yeah.

Elrod: Isn't it supposed to be Maximum?

Chance: Didn't you see that sign out by the Dam out there? The one that says, "3 min. Maxium wait"?

Myanna: Yeah. What about it?

Chance: Uh, hello, my band's name is on a sign! A real sign! Anyone who reads that sign will see my band's name!

FKOD: Because we get so much traffic out there!

Elrod: We do?

Myanna: FKOD was joking. It's not a good idea to take her seriously.

FKOD: True story.

Chance: Well, still, it's more original than Ancient.

Myanna: Shut up!

Chance: You shut up.

Elrod: You guys should stop saying the shut up word.

DBS: Bloooop...

Monroe: Mrow.

FKOD: Monroe, you're back! But what have they done to you?

Monroe: Magikarp.

Brosephina: Geo?

Monroe: Scree.

Brosephina: Dude!

Monroe: Vroom vroom.

Brosephina: Geodude...

Myanna: Wow, it's like they're carrying on a conversation or something.

Chance: Oh, come one, they're just saying a bunch of random things. Behold as I communicate with them!

Elrod: But you'll interrupt them.

Chance: Nonsense. Hey, Monroe, apple pie.

Monroe: Hiss.

Brosephina: Geo.. dude...

Myanna: They seem kind of angry.

Elrod: Uh oh.

FKOD: What hast thou wrought?

DBS: Bloop bloopy bloo blooped bloosy bloop bloobidoo bloopit. Bloopo bloot bloop blooper blook.

Monroe: Wark moo rawr tyrouge bananna tree.

Brosephina: Geodude dude geo geo.

Chance: What did the little guy say?

Dr. Blobagus: I don't know, it sounded like a lot of bloops to me.

Myanna: Well, they seem happier now.

Meanwhile...

Ryyx: This is terrible.

Car: Don't feel bad! Someone will come to help us soon.

Ryyx: Yeah. I just wish I had someone else to talk to. Your a nice perso-- machin-- car...

Car: I know. Hey, how about that little guy over there?

Ralts: Ralts?

Ryyx: Hello.

Ralts: ...Ralts ralts ralts.

Ryyx: What do you mean, "She's not real."?

Ralts: Ralts ralts ralts ralts ralts ralts ralts ralts ralts.

Ryyx: A mop? Hm, now that you mention it, the resemblance is uncanny...

Ralts: Ralts ralts.

Ryyx: ...&%$#!

Car: Hey, watch your language!

Ryyx: I've been tricked! Tricked! %&$#@! %&$#@$!

Car: Woah, dude, settle down.

Ryyx: >:[

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Elrod

Gender: M

Character type: Daiyatchi

Gen: 18

Job: The school with turtles in

V6 Status

Name: Myanna

Gender: F

Character type: Mimitchi

Gen: 15

Band: Ancient

Instrument: Karaoke

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Chance

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Gen: 4

Band: Maxium

Instrument: Guitar

Myanna: Hey everyone!

Chance: Yo.

Elrod: Hi.

Myanna: So...

Chance: We didn't really do anything exciting today.

Elrod: What are we going to say?

FKOD: GRABARGLE TWIN SHADOW ICE SPELLS WEAK POINTS GAME OVER GHOHSFGHNFGBVFJRHG.

Myanna: Er, FKOD, are you okay?

FKOD: GJOFGHFDGFDJKGVBKJFHNGVBKFDHNJGVBKHF.

Chance: Is this about that game over you got in that game?

FKOD: GDFOGH YES HGOHRFGHRF.

Elrod: It's okay! Things happen!

DBS: Bloo bloop blip blo blin blah.

Myanna: Yeah, what he said.

Chance: Chill.

FKOD: 'Kay.

Myanna: So...

Chance: Hm.

Elrod: Now we have nothing to talk about again.

FKOD: Oh well, it's almost FKOD's bedtime. I have exams and stuff all this week, y'know.

Myanna: Bluh, this won't be a nice week.

FKOD: Eh, I'll deal with it.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Elrod

Gender: M

Character type: Daiyatchi

Gen: 18

Job: The school with turtles in

V6 Status

Name: Myanna

Gender: F

Character type: Mimitchi

Gen: 15

Band: Ancient

Instrument: Karaoke

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Chance

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Gen: 4

Band: Maxium

Instrument: Guitar

Myanna: So, I was reading through some of the old logs.

Chance: Yeah?

Myanna: I wonder if Mr. Margleton will come back.

Elrod: Yeah. I wish I could go on an epic journey.

FKOD: He'll be back. I have most of his money anyway.

Myanna: Oh, okay then, that's good to know.

Chance: I'm kind of bummed that Car is stuck out there with Ryyx. Car was a cool dude.

Elrod: Yeah.

FKOD: So.

Myanna: Are you ready for your big tests?

FKOD: Sure.

Chance: You sound extremely confident.

FKOD: Yup.

Elrod: Are you nervous?

FKOD: No, I don't get nervous about tests. But I don't like them either. I think that standardized testing is a bunch of bureaucratic nonsense that should have never been implemented into the school system to begin with.

Chance: Okay. Well, pass those tests, or I will be very disappointed in you young lady.

FKOD: 'Kay.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Elrod

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Gen: 18

Job: The school with turtles in

V6 Status

Name: Myanna

Gender: F

Character type: Mimitchi

Gen: 15

Band: Ancient

Instrument: Karaoke

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Chance

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi

Gen: 4

Band: Maxium

Instrument: Guitar

Chance: Hey, Myanna... your husband looks suspiciously like me.

Kuromametchi: It's an uncanny resemblance.

Elrod: I hope I don't confuse you guys with each other.

Myanna: Oh, you won't. Just keep in mind that Chance is the annoying one.

Chance: >:|

Dr. Blobagus: Hello, everyone. Chance, did you clone yourself?

Kuromametchi: Oh, no I--

Chance: Yes.

Maiditchi: *whispering* Chance, what are you doing?

Chance: *whispering* I figured I could have a bit of fun with this.

Myanna: *also whispering* Fun?

Chance: *he's still whispering okay* Hey, you weren't supposed to hear that.

Maiditchi: *look at all that whispering* It's rude to listen in on other people's conversations.

Myanna: *very hush-hush, you know* Well, I don't like what Chance is doing. Besides, he's my cousin and I have a right to eavesdrop on his personal life.

Chance: *kind of whispering* That doesn't even make sense!

Myanna: *whisper whisper whisper* Of course it does!

Dr. Blobagus: What's going on here? There's all this whispering going on.

Elrod: Idunno. What are you guys going on about?

Chance: Nothing you need to worry about.

Kuromametchi: ...?

Elrod: I smell conspiracies.

DBS: Bluh blu blon blah bla blose (But you don't have a nose).

Elrod: It's a figure of speech.

DBS: Bloh.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Elrod

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Gen: 18

Job: The school with turtles in

V6 Status

Name: Myanna

Gender: F

Character type: Mimitchi

Gen: 15

Band: Ancient

Instrument: Karaoke

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Chance

Gender: M

Character type: Kuromametchi Mochatchi

Gen: 4

Band: Maxium

Instrument: Guitar

Chance: Hey guys, check out my costume!

Myanna: Jeez Chance, it's not Halloween.

Chance: Your face isn't Halloween.

Myanna: Eh?

Elrod: Guys, stop arguing! I don't want this family to be torn apart!

Chance: ...

Myanna: ...

Chance: *whispering* Does that count if he's not related to us?

Myanna: *whispering* Idunno.

Meanwhile...

Ryyx: I'm sorry Car, but I must attempt to find civilization on my own. I'm a bit hungry.

Car: I'm surprised you're able to go so long without food and not really show any signs of hunger.

Ryyx: I've had training for situations like this. Well, situations in which food isn't available, anyways.

Car: Oh, I see. So we part ways then?

Ryyx: Yes. I hope we meet again someday.

Car: Yeah. Later, man.

Ryyx: So long.

5 minutes later...

Ryyx: *sigh* I hope a town is nearby. That sun is giving me a disconcerting glare.

Ralts: Ralts, ralts ralts ralts ralts ralts (Yeah, he tends to do that.)

Ryyx: Oh, since when did you start following me?

Ralts: (I couldn't just let someone like you go off on your own.)

Ryyx: Are you showing concern for my well-being or insulting me?

Ralts: (The latter.)

Ryyx: How did I know.

And now we're back to your regularly scheduled log update...

FKOD: Hey, what's up Elrod?

Elrod: :[

FKOD: Poor thing. Do you want me to tell you a story that will cheer you up?

Elrod: :[

FKOD: Silence indicates consent. So, once, there was this guy named Gus, and he had a dog named Whargharble. Whargarble liked to guzzle the water coming out of hoses. However, he once got a hold of a firefighter's hose. The high pressure used in fire hoses launched Whargarble very far away.

Elrod: Huh? That doesn't make much sense.

FKOD: It's a story, it's not supposed to make sense. Anyways, Gus wanted his dog back, so he traveled to the mountains that Whargarble was launched toward. There he met an elf who ate his shoes and socks, which impeded Gus's travel. But he persevered. Soon, he met a wizard who stole his hat. This revealed Gus's hat hair and caused a nearby goat to panic. The goat bashed a rock out of the way and revealed where Whargarble was. Finally reunited with his canine friend, Gus returned home. The end.

Elrod: ...Wow.

FKOD: I see you are dazzled by my lovely story-telling. Do you feel better, now?

Elrod: I forgot why I was upset in the first place.

FKOD: Mission accomplished!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Elrod

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Gen: 18

Job: Helium-filled rubber sphere retriever

V6 Status

Name: Thursday

Gender: F

Character type: Tamatchi

Gen: 16

Band: N/A

Instrument: Boom box

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Mittens

Gender: M

Character type: Kuchitamatchi

Gen: 5

Band: N/A

Instrument: Violin

Elrod: I had a weird day today. My battery went dead on me.

Thursday: During lunch, too, when we weren't asleep. It was boring only having Mittens to talk to.

Mittens: Well, you're boring too.

Thursday: >:[

Elrod: *groan* Jeez, you're like your parents.

FKOD: Aw, poor Elrod. Everyone is always bumming you out. Mittens (tee hee), Thursday, you had better hope that this doesn't end up being like Ghostbusters 2 with that pink slime that thrives on negative emotions.

Mittens: Did you chuckle at my name?

Thursday: Who wouldn't?

Mittens: At least it's better than Thursday!

Thursday: Nuh-uh!

Elrod: Guuuuys, stop!

Mittens: She started it!

Thursday: No I didn't!

FKOD: GUYS. DO YOU WANT ME TO PELT YOU WITH A THOUSAND TEXTILES? DO YOU WANT ME TO DUCT TAPE YOU TO THE WALL? DO YOU WANT ME TO FORCE FEED YOU TOPSOIL?

Mittens: ...No.

Thursday: Huh-uh.

FKOD: Well, this is your warning. If you two don't stop being such jerks toward each other...

Mittens: I'll be good, I swear!

Thursday: I'm a good girl, I am!

FKOD: That's what I like to hear. And don't think you can pull anything when my back is turned, 'cause Elrod will be watching you. And if Elrod isn't around, then Monroe is. DBS may help too.

DBS: Blof blourse! (Of course!)

FKOD: Now, let's cover positive things. Elrod got a job last night after the update.

Elrod: I catch balloons. I don't know what good that does, but it pays well I guess.

FKOD: You make me so nostalgic. You are the same character and have the same job as Arzen. He's your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpa, by the way. In other words, the first tamagotchi I ever had.

Elrod: That's a lot of greats.

FKOD: Yup. Anyways, I found out how I did on my Biology EOC today. High 4.

Mittens: That's good right?

FKOD: Yeah, 4 is the top score and I apparently ended up in the higher range.

Thursday: Eh?

FKOD: There's a number grade that's like over 100 or whatever that is the actual score but there are intervals that are divided up into smaller numbers from 1 to 4.

Thursday: Uh, okay.

FKOD: Anyways, I took my Algebra II test today and I have Civics tomorrow. Then it will be finish off the rest of the required days. Maybe I'll utilize the college's wireless to watch Youtube videos or go to Tamatown. *sigh* I don't like my home interwebs, with the bandwidth limits.

Mittens: I don't understand some of the stuff you're talking about, but okay. Does that mean we won't have to sleep through most of the day?

FKOD: Basically! You'd only have to sleep through the last two classes on normal days, but with all this testing and reviewing it's difficult to check on you guys.

Thursday: 'Kay.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Elrod

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Gen: 18

Job: Helium-filled rubber sphere retriever

V6 Status

Name: Thursday

Gender: F

Character type: Chamametchi

Gen: 16

Band: Storm

Instrument: Boom box

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Mittens

Gender: M

Character type: Kikitchi

Gen: 5

Band: Thunder

Instrument: Violin

Mittens: Oh man it like rained really hard this afternoon.

Thursday: Complete with thunder and lightning!

Elrod: I see that the storm inspired your band names.

Mittens: Yup. Hey... we should put our bands together so we can be Thunder Storm!

Thursday: Oh my gosh that would be so cool!

FKOD: Is that possible?

Mittens: Nothing is impossible!

Thursday: You just have to believe in yourself!

FKOD: I was more referring to the fact that you're in separate little egg shell devices and the only way your bands could interact is via competition.

Mittens: Oh.

Thursday: Well that's a bit trickier to manage.

FKOD: Yeah I could imagine.

Elrod: Hey... did Dr. Blobagus's son always have four tentacles? I could of swore he only had two.

Dr. Blobagus: I told you. He's going to bring our dooooom. Dooooooooom.

FKOD: By growing extra tentacles? Pffft.

DBS: Bi bow, bright? (I know, right?)

Elrod: Dr. Blobagus, why do you keep thinking that he's going to do something terrible? He's been out and about for a while and anyone can see that he's a decent person.

Thursday: More like little blob dude than person, but yeah, he's a pretty cool dude.

Mittens: He helped me tune my violin!

FKOD: He helped me study for my civics test!

TOP: He helped the tiny vigilante squad get an ad in the newspaper for our crime fighting services!

Dr. Blobagus: Oh, that's all fine and dandy, but then BAM. He'll destroy everything! And you'll be all like, "Huh, maybe I should have listened to a real doctor rather than going by the majority opinion, oh well, I'm just a smoking crater now, so what do I care?"

Elrod: But you have no evidence!

Dr. Blobagus: Do you know nothing of my kind? When a little bit of stuff gets broken off of us, it grows into a sentient being. However, in normal circumstances, this being would grow to be genetically identical to the original.

FKOD: But he is so much smarter and more awesome than you could ever hope to be!

Dr. Blobagus: Let me finish! Ahem. You see, the little clone thing has a special ability. If it gets a hold of some genetic material, it can copy a bit of it and add it to itself. This allows for genetic variation.

Elrod: Oh, that's good. But how could that possibly make DBS evil?

Dr. Blobagus: During the copying phase... it's sort of like your teenager thing. In this stage, he is highly susceptible to corruption and the like. He's currently very unstable... I think he must have copied some genetic from Tuesday when she was a child, hence the extra limbs.

Thursday: It's Thursday!

Dr. Blobagus: No, it's Friday, actually.

Thursday: I meant my name, you dork. Anyways, when could that happen?

Dr. Blobagus: Maybe... when he was sitting on your head.

Mittens: I thought he was doing that 'cause he was tired of floating around.

Elrod: DBS, what do you have to say about this?

DBS: Bi beed a bame. (I need a name.)

Dr. Blobagus: Don't change the subjec--

DBS: Bame.

Dr. Blobag--

DBS: Bame.

FKOD: Sir Wendlebrect von Luther McLeroy II.

DBS: Bo. (No.)

FKOD: Oh. How about...

Ryyx: Teysa.

Teysa: Bi blike it! (I like it!)

FKOD: Ryyx, what are you doing here? And since when did you become a pokemans trainer?

Ralts: (Oh, he's not my trainer.)

FKOD: I'd understand what you just said if your language wasn't just one word repeated over and over again.

Ryyx: Anyways, Car needs this "gas" substance.

FKOD: Oh, aren't you in luck. Go get some from the Gulf Coast.

Ryyx: Isn't that where that oil spill was? I need gas, not oil.

FKOD: Gas is made of oil, you dimwit.

Ryyx: Oh. Well... what the heck is this thing on my face?

Elrod: That's Teysa. Who you just named.

Ryyx: Well I could tell if my eyes weren't covered by tentacles.

Thursday: The gene copy thingy isn't really exciting. He just kind of sits there.

Mittens: I wonder how he'll change this time?

Ryyx: What are you two talking about?

Elrod: He's copying your genetic material in order to differentiate himself from his father.

Ryyx: Okay. Could you explain that in a way that I could possibly comprehend?

Elrod: He's trying to copy a little bit of you.

Ryyx: Oh. Okay. That's nice.

FKOD: Oh look, his eyes are purple.

Teysa: Are they?

Elrod: Hey... you talk clearly now?

Teysa: Yeah... this is good. I like it. Hm... too bad I can't copy memories.

FKOD: You wouldn't want to copy Ryyx's memories anyways.

Ryyx: Why do you say that?

Teysa: But he knows a very powerful language. I bet I could use it if I could learn it.

Ryyx: Impossible.

Dr. Blobagus: Oh, you'd be surprised what this little punk will copy.

Elrod: Hm... sounds a little scary, actually...

Teysa: Don't worry. My dad is just making a fuss. Everything will be fine!

Dr. Blobagus: Pfft.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Elrod

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Gen: 18

Job: Helium-filled rubber sphere retriever

V6 Status

Name: Thursday

Gender: F

Character type: Chantochi

Gen: 16

Band: Storm

Instrument: Boom box

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Mittens

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 5

Band: Thunder

Instrument: Violin

Thursday: :[

Mittens: What's wrong?

Thursday: I got that weird freezing glitch. Guh. Now I'm never going to be able to perform again.

Mittens: Aw, I'm sorry to hear that.

FKOD: Well, this update will be short. I have a comic thingy to work on pretty soon here.

Elrod: Comic thingy?

FKOD: Yeah.

Ryyx: Oh, that one with the effeminate catboy, correct?

FKOD: Heehee, yeah.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Elrod

Gender: M

Character type: Celebtchi

Gen: 18

Job: Helium-filled rubber sphere retriever

V6 Status

Name: Thursday

Gender: F

Character type: Chantochi

Gen: 16

Band: Storm

Instrument: Boom box

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Mittens

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 5

Band: Thunder

Instrument: Violin

Thursday: *sigh*

FKOD: Wow, you sound more depressed than Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

Mittens: Hey, don't be so gloomy. You're making me gloomy.

Elrod: FKOD, tell her a story.

FKOD: Hmm...

Ryyx: Ooh, a story? I do love telling stories.

Elrod: Sorry Ryyx, but we need a nonsensical one to make Thursday so confused that she forgets about her problems.

Ryyx: Oh, I can do nonsensic--

Dr. Blobagus: Oh no! Teysa is missing! I think he is amassing an army to doom us all! Oh, woe is me!

Mittens: Oh, cut it out. He probably just went to the bathroom or something.

Thursday: Or he could be taking a nap.

Dr. Blobagus: Pfft. You're just trying to reassure yourselves that we're not all going to witness Armageddon in a moment.

Teysa: *riding in Car* 'Sup guys?

Ryyx: Car!

Car: Hey, Ryyx! Your friend here brought me some gasoline!

Elrod: You look a bit different Teysa.

Teysa: Yeah, I found all sorts of critters in the grass out there. I'm trying to go for a humanoid form, but they had some cool superpowers. I have to take what I can get, since my copying phase will be ending in a couple of days.

Dr. Blobagus: And just before that happens, he will blow us all up.

Thursday: Dr. Blobagus, shut up, no one will be blown to bits.

Ryyx: You actually listen to him? I just tune him out when he starts talking.

FKOD: Me too!

Dr. Blobagus: Hm, I think you two have dyslexia.

Mittens: Hey, FKOD, aren't you going to Florida next week?

FKOD: Yup. I'll be there for a week.

Thursday: So we'll do another super update?

FKOD: Well, not you guys. It'll be your kids and Elrod's son.

Thursday: Well, yeah. I wish I could go...

Mittens: You could become an oldie.

Thursday: Yeah, but I would still have that glitch. It only affects some of us, right?

FKOD: Yeah. Myanna didn't have any trouble, Rucelle got off okay... and Oberon's deal was the battery. Idunno, it kind of seems to skip generations.

Teysa: No idea on how to prevent or fix it then?

Thursday: No.

Ryyx: Oh, don't feel too bad. We all have our own "glitches." Dr. Blobagus, for example, has a glitch called "stupidity" which prevents him from becoming a real doctor.

Dr. Blobagus: Do you want me to come over there and tickle you so hard that your grandchildren will feel it?

Ryyx: Oh no. Tickles. Whatever shall I do. All is lost.

Dr. Blobagus: That's right, you better--

Mittens: He was being sarcastic.

Dr. Blobagus: Well it's hard to tell. This log is all text...

Elrod: But we're actually saying all this stuff while FKOD types it.

Mittens: Yeah. How could you not notice?

Dr. Blobagus: Er... Well... Look, Teysa has a match! Run you fools!

Teysa: Uh, this is Pocky. It's a Japanese snack thing.

FKOD: Where did you get that and why did you not get me some?

Teysa: Oh, I didn't know you liked Pocky. Do you want one?

FKOD: YES.

Dr. Blobagus: It's poisoned.

FKOD: *om nom nom* Doesn't taste like poison. It tastes like joy.

Dr. Blobagus: It's joy poison.

Mittens: Dude, cut it out.

Thursday: Dr. Blobagus, you need to calm down.

Elrod: Seriously!

Dr. Blobagus: I won't take pity on you when you're all set on fire!

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Arion

Gender: M

Character type: Hitodetchi

Gen: 19

Job: He goes to preschool, okay?

V6 Status

Name: Thursday

Gender: F

Character type: Chantochi

Gen: 16

Band: Storm

Instrument: Boom box

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Mittens

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 5

Band: Thunder

Instrument: Violin

Arion: Log time!

Mittens: Yay!

Thursday: Mrmph.

Dr. Blobagus: Hm, I'm beginning to think that Monday here has anemia.

Thursday: It's Thursday!

Dr. Blobagus: No, actually it's Monda-- Oh wait, your name, right.

Arion: Um... what's an anemia?

FKOD: A disease. Which, I might add, has nothing to do with Thursday's current mood.

Arion: Oh, okay.

Mittens: Well, not much is happening around here anyway. It's getting a little boring.

Thursday: Yeah.

Arion: Is being an adult just boring or something?

FKOD: I guess. But, nothing's really happened today. 'Cept Arion, of course.

 

[FKOD]

V4.5 Status:

Name: Arion

Gender: M

Character type: Crackertchi

Gen: 19

Job: He finds the sparklies

V6 Status

Name: Thursday

Gender: F

Character type: Chantochi

Gen: 16

Band: Storm

Instrument: Boom box

V6 Status (Glam Rock)

Name: Mittens

Gender: M

Character type: Mametchi

Gen: 5

Band: Thunder

Instrument: Violin

Mittens: Hi guys! I got married today.

Thursday: I didn't though. I got younger when I reset, so yeah.

Arion: I evolved today.

Mittens: Hey, Arion, can I try something?

Arion: Uh, what kind of thing-- hey what are you doing with my tail--

Mittens: *pulls on Arion's tail*

Arion: *does that confetti thing* Ow!

Thursday: Oh, Mittens, stop that!

Mittens: Hey, I just wanted to see what would happen?

FKOD: Big whoop. You can do the exact same thing with Dr. Blobagus. Watch. *pulls on Dr. Blobagus's tentacles*

Dr. Blobagus: SCCCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

FKOD: Okay that was disturbing. I am going to put Dr. Blobagus in this box over here for a while, just... er...

Thursday: Um, lets just stop doing that sort of thing.

Mittens: Agreed.