THE JOKE BOOK

[cutiepuppy10]

OK, so it's easy. Just write a joke. The next person will then rate that joke from 1 to 10. Then they write a joke and the next person rates it...ect.

I'll start!

When do you start on red and stop on green?

When eating watermelon!

P.S. They can be knock-knock jokes too!

 

[porygonlord]

uhhhhhh 7/10

what sort of eggs go into uncharted areas of the world.

egg-splorers

 

[Papapatchi]

5/10

What goes Ho Ho Ho plop?

Santa laughing his head off!

2 robbers broke into a dhop and stole everything exept for towels in the changing rooms and the soap in loos.

The police are now looking for a pair of DIRTY criminals!

 

[Wine_Deer]

6/10

STicks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me.

What if I throw a dictionary at you?

(sorry i have more im just kinda drowsy this morning)

 

[Georgette]

7/10

knock knock

whos there?

smell my

smell my what?

*farts*

 

[porygonlord]

8/10

why was the computer in pain.

because he slipped a disk

 

[memitchilover5]

7/10

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

P.S. I'll have a lot more later because my Grandma bought me a "Jokelepedia" recently.

 

[porygonlord]

10/10

meh rate the one above me. i cant be bothertd

 

[Georgette]

7/10

Knock knock

whos there?

NOEL

noel who

NO ELBOWS ON THE DOORWAY PLEASE

 

[tamagotchi_pal]

5/10

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

To get to the other side. xD

 

[Papapatchi]

0/10 First joke in the world!

Knock Knock

Whos there?

A twit a

A twit a who?

Oh. You have a pet owl as well?

 

[memitchilover5]

9/10 lol

A telemarketer calls a home number and a little boy picks up and whispers,"hello?"

The telemarketer says,"May I please speak to your mother?"

"No", the boy answers,"She's too busy right now."

"What about your dad?" the telemarketer said.

"He's also too busy," the boy replied.

"Are there any other adults in your house?"said the telemarketer, getting annoyed.

"Yes, there's a policeman."he told the telemarketer.

"May I speak to him?"he asked.

"No, he's too busy," said the boy.

"Any other adults?" asked the telemarketer.

"Yes," said the boy,"A fireman, but he's also too busy."

The telemarketer then said,"With as many adults as there are in your house what is making them so busy?"

The boy said,"Looking for me."

Imagine the boy hiding under a chair with a cordless phone. XD

 

[*CjPirate*]

Knock knock...

Whos there

Madam

Madam who?

Madam foor is stuck in the door >_<