The Random Tales Of Clear

[clear w lava purple pink]

It seems we have lost the old log, and some Tamas with it.

What a shame, hm. Sakura was kind of nice.

I kinda miss Konan, poro.

Vanitas was the best friend a seahorse could have.

And Pein, the mysterious loner, is also gone.

But with the loss of 4 Tamagotchis, we've gotten a new character and a new Tama.

This should be good.

Ladies and gentletamas, I introduce Die the voodoo doll!

It's a pleasure to be here in the new log.

Wasn't Die the name of some character from that comic you read?

.....Maybe. ._.

As long as no one sticks pins in me, I'm good here.

*hides suspicious box* Now who ever said we would do that, poro?

So who's the other new guy, hm?

Oh, that's right! The other new character, our Group Hatch Tamagotchi, will be taking Konan's old text color, and Sakura's position of version.

Oh, great, another Music Star.

I introduce to you all, the Tama from my first ever group hatch, John!

hi everyone!

Why is he not using any capitals, poro?

maybe i just want to type like this.

Wait, he gets to use the keyboard and we don't?!

Guys, shush! You're starting to irritate Karkat!

Ok, now this is just getting silly.

Your face is silly.

*waves claw menacingly*

Yes, we know, that was an awful comeback. Gotta get used to the log, Karkles.

Why does he get a mention here?

He's MY pet. I can put him in the log whenever I want.

But he's a crab. He never does anything.

Obviously you've never seen him active.

Whatever works for you, poro.

 

[clear w lava purple pink]

Guess who has two thumbs and found her CD-ROM!

Uh, you?

That's right. Me.

Yeah, and she doesn't seem to have any time right now. What's your deal????????

I really don't think that many question marks are necessary.

They totally are!!!!!!!! You're just jealous.

No I'm not.

Yes, you are!!!!!!!!

guys, please stop arguing! obviously clear doesn't have much time right now, she needs to end it soon!

Sure, I guess we could take a 8it of a 8r8k. 8ut when the log is 8ack on, I'm going to crush you.

Since when is this a figh- Wait a minute. Why are you typing all those eights?

None of your 8eeswax!!!!!!!!

Well, next entry is going to be interesting.

It sure seems like it.

wait a minute, what's going to happen again?

It seems these two are going to get in a fight later on. Anyways, as John said, I'm way too busy right now. This log's over for now!

8luuuuuuuuh.

 

[clear w lava purple pink]

*fighting with Gachi in the background* That all you got????????

I'm *pant*, just getting started... *huff*

This girl is mopping the floor with him.

you can say that aga- OH MY GOD 5000 GOTCHI.

Too bad nothing in the store is of interest.

but it's still nice to have all that money.

*ramming into the wall* Uh, guys!

Oh my god, Gachi's lost it!

I'm not the one doing this! *slapping himself with his tail*

I've always wanted to say this, poro. Hey Gachi, why ya hitting yourself, poro?

It's HER fault!

Well I really doubt that, hm. She's not even touching you.

No, she's controlling me! I have no idea how, but she is!

....Well that's odd.

What's odd? The fact Clear's hair is messier than usual?

Hey!

No, the fact Gachi's opponent has eight eyes.

....WHAT.

i thought those were just markings or something!

*knocked out* X_X

Anyone else want to go next????????

no, i think we're good.... uh....

Vriska. My name is Vriska.

Again with the webcomic character names! *not paying attention to where he's walking*

Uh... Riku.

Not now! I mean, how can you keep this up? It's annoying!

Riku, the stairs ar-

Not now!! I have half a mind to- OH GOD.

We warned you about the stairs, bro!

No we didn't. He kept interrupting us. Wow, that is a long flight of stairs.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

hey, die, do you think we should do something?

...Nah.

 

[clear w lava purple pink]

Did the storm drive Vriska away?

Yep, but I'm trying to make this update short. I'm trying to get 4 Tamas running at once, and I'm unable to open one at the moment, and the other takes different batteries.

that is kinda disappointing.

Also, I think Karkles may or may not be dead.

oh noooooooo

It's always sad when a crustacean dies, poro.

....What?

I've been saying that about Pon Pon, hm. Best not to ask.

but....

Just. Don't. Ask, hm.

someones just irritable because gachi ate their cookie! :/

....You WHAT.

This is why we don't run V4.5s!

hey! that's no way to talk to a lady!

yeah you tell em john!

Don't stand up for her, you buck-toothed moron!

....what did you call me?

Uh oh.

Yeah, you heard me, idiot!

....what?

Oh, he shouldn't be doing that. We need to stop him before it gets out of hand.

did you just call me an idiot?

Yeah, yeah I freaking did. And, by the way, you have the worst taste in movies ever!

Too late.

*gasp* take. that. back. ):<

No, I wont! It's the truth, and you know it!

*looks angrier than ever, and draws in a deep breath*

Everyone who isn't a moronic seahorse, hold on to something!

*sudden windy thing*

WHAT THE HECK?!

o:

*begins to whack gachi on the head with a hammer*

*is showing us his whack-a-mole impression* OH MY GOD!! HELP ME!!!

You drove him to this, so you're on your own, hm.

That, and we are NOT going into that windstorm, poro.

Oh, come on guys help me- OW! *impression is beginning to fail*

*full-on rage mode* D:<

I've never seen him this mad.

This is why you don't diss John's movies, kids.

oh wow :/

Oh wow indeed, Jade. Oh wow indeed.

*impression fails completely* HE'S GOING TO KILL ME WITH THAT THING I JUST KNOW IT.

....We aren't going to help Gachi, are we.

Yeah, this is revenge for all those times he was a jerk to us.

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!

Not yours, obviously.

Yeah, Gachi, there's a lesson to all this. Pon Pon, would you do the honors?

I would be honored, poro. The guy with the hammer always wins, poro.

Actually, I was thinking "Don't tick off a guy who can control wind", but that works too.

 

[clear w lava purple pink]

A quickie (hopefully) to tell you that I will be away for the weekend, and might only have minor access to a computer.

Hey, what about the fact I got pulverized by an angry Kikitchi with a hammer?!

yeah, that's your problem.

As a result of this, I might only be able to run one of my 3 Tamagotchi at a time.

Wait, I thought you said it was 4.

It was GOING to be 4, but the Tama-Go hates me.

Ah.

Well, obviously it isn't meant to be started yet.

I'd hate to say it, but Obaketchi has a point there.

...Wait, no name?

I figured Obaketchi needed no punishment from my stupid names, being an angel and all.

....Good point.

 

[clear w lava purple pink]

We're back!

We've been back for a day now.

But we're still back!

You seem happy. Tell us about it.

Why yes, Maruten, I do believe I will. So I was at my grandpa's house because a ton of my cousins were there.

Sounds fun.

It was. We even got into a styrofoam fight.

you were saying?

Oh, yeah. So we were having some silly fight while the Nyan Cat song was playing, and my cousin Amanda yells "I have your mother!"

Is she as crazy as you, hm?

Not even close. But I respond with "Well, I have your First Guardian!"

homestuck reference? o:

Yep. And here's the best part: She snuck up behind me and yelled "HONK" like Gamzee does.

You must have been so excited.

I was. Oh, and I was in the middle of a Pokemon fight with Joshua, and it wouldn't let me send out Jellicent! He was my only Pokemon left, and every time I selected him, it kept taking me back to my party!

That's just plain silly.