The Road To Freedom (LadyPlague's Tamagotchi logs)

[LadyPlague]

Hi everyone! I'm LadyPlague, and this will be the place where I post updates on my V.6 tamagotchi as the two of us join forces to deal with the horrors of my realities and fantasies.

To start off: I currently have a Chamametchi named Snow. (she's asleep right now)

I'm going for Memetchi (though i wouldn't mind Mimitchi), as well as I have to be careful or i'd end up with Violetchi (she has many names, but that's what i call her) for the reasoning that I got her many times before and I'm not too fond of her.

Snow's current stats.

Age: 1 year

Generation: 1

Weight: 20Lb

Hunger: 1

Happiness: 4

Stress: 12

TONE: 780

RHYTHM: 716

ORIGINAL: 757

She also has a hip-hop band.

Snow is the lead singer

Ryo plays the trumpet

Colleen plays the drums

Together, they call themselves "For The Lawlz" (Lawlz for short)

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(Me=Green, Snow= Blue)

Snow! I bought you some makeup for your music project!

*zzz*

*quiets down to a whisper* Oh, you're sleeping, i'll just leave it on your desk. *tip toes out of the room*

Such a sweet girl. I couldn't wait to see you grow up and now you've gone and made your own lifestyle without me... *sits down on a chair looking at a picture*

I never thought i'd be as a good mother as i was before...

It's just been so long before i've held a bundle in my arms... *sheds a tear*

*CRASH!*

??? *a look of fear appears on her face*

What was that?

*sounds of rummaging through papers and cabinets make themselves known*

*she runs as fast as her legs can carry her*

*sees everything a mess*

That's weird, nothing seems to be missing...nor are there any clues to who could have done it...no footprints or anything.

*sigh* It'll take a while for me to clean this up.

TO BE CONTINUED.

 

[LadyPlague]

Snow's current stats.

Age: 2 years

Generation: 1

Weight: 25Lb

Hunger: 1

Happiness: 4

Stress: 12

TONE: 780

RHYTHM: 716

ORIGINAL: 757

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Guess which tamagotchi was cruel enough to evolve in their sleep? Why Snow of course! And what did she turn into?

MIMITCHI!!!

While this is my 3rd time with this character, i've always loved her enough that I wouldn't mind getting her again. If her sheer cuteness doesn't win your heart, her 200 IQ will.

The only issue i have is that i didn't know that they cut the time for growth from teenager to adult from 4 to 2. *sigh* I have to be honest, their band stinks. And i learned just too late that her failure as a singer is my fault. I had long suspected that there was a minigame in their practise, but I didn't know what it was. So you can imagine these mixed feelings about her evolving. Anyway, let's go forward in time so we can get a reaction from the leading lady in question.

Me=Green, Snow= Blue)

(When we last left our protagonist, she had just discovered that her room in a mess...

Jeez, it took like 4 hours cleaning up...

Mom?

Oh, you're awake dear.

*looks at her hands* I feel strange, as if random thoughts kept pouring in my head...

-You evolved in your sleep again didn't you?

Yeah...*looks in the mirror* *sighs* I'm a Mimitchi.

You were hoping for something more glamourous methinks?

Yeah...nothing a little make-up won't hurt though.

So what do you think your friends are?

At best: Colleen's a Violetchi, Ryo's a Gozarutchi. But those are just hopeing predictions...(here's me hoping to do things with a ninja)

*thought bubble: :mimitchi: <3 *

What was that?

Nothing mom.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

 

[LadyPlague]

...What...what...wwhy...but how...*realizes that it really did happen*

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! >_<

WHAT MESSED UP LOGIC IS THIS!?

I can't really explain what happened any other way than this:

(Green=Me,Blue=Snow,Pink=Colleen,Orange=Ryo)

*Snow the Mimitchi was about to head out the door for her shining moment, wearing fish leggings and a black corset*

Snow: Hey mom, i'm going to see my bandmates for our audition. We're gonna give the judges a real showstopper!

Ok, but make sure you're back by 7!

WEEEE!!!!

*At the audition*

Random person at the place: All right #3, you have 10 minutes till showtime.

Snow: Ok, thanks for the heads up (WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY!?)

*Ryo walks in as a Nonopotchi*

Ryo: Hey Snow, sorry I took so long.

*sigh* Better now than later...I notice you haven't evolved yet.

Ryo: That's because i'm not due for another 2 minutes.

Snow: Ok then. So where's Colleen?

Ryo: She said something about "Going all out to impress the judges"

Snow: Really? you'd think there would be at least ONE female just so sex appeal can't be used.

Colleen: DID SOMEONE SAY SEX APPEAL!?

*Colleen comes in as a recently evolved Chantotchi wearing fish leggings and a red corset *

Colleen: Because I have the ultimate plan to win the jud-

*Colleen is frozen in place, looking at Snow, and then at herself*

Snow: I have to admit Colleen, I'm jealous. You look SO much hotter than me.

Colleen: Snow, as much as that's true, we've now hit a snag in my ultimate plan. I'm a sweet yet sexy bunny *snaps* AND YOU'RE ALSO A SWEET YET SEXY BUNNY!!! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BECOME A MIMITCHI SNOW, WWWHHHYYY!!! *breaks into a sob" WE'RE SO DEAD!!!

Ryo: Not quite Colleen, there's still my evolution to take into account.

Colleen: *sniffles* Huh?

Ryo: My evolution could always contrast your messages of sexiness with my message of pure talent.

Snow: What the heck does that mean?

*Ryo starts flashing*

Ryo: Let's find out

TO BE CONTINUED! (sometime later tonight because I'm having writer's block.)

 

[LadyPlague]

(continued from last post)

NOTE: The instruments have changed for the band. Snow has a violin, Ryo has taken over the mike-but Colleen still plays the drums.

Same random guy from before: Ok judges, up next is "For The Lawlz"!

Judge #1: *yawns*

Judge #2: Whatever.

Judge #3:Oh hahaha, clever name- but poor literacy isn't going to win me over.

*The trio enter in top hats with Ryo newly evolved into a Tarakotchi wearing ringmaster-like clothes.*

Ryo: "I want the money, money and the cars, cars and the clothes

I suppose

I just wanna be, I just wanna be successful

I just wanna be, I just wanna be successful

I just wanna be, I just wanna be successful..."

*One terrible rendition of Successful by Trey Songz later* (Author's note: Why am I doing this? https://tamagotchi.wikia.com/wiki/Tarakotchi )

All 3 Judges: 0_0''

*All three hold up Os*

Snow, Colleen and Ryo: YES!!!

*the trio walk away with bright smiles on their face*

Ryo: You know, even with that last-minute failure of a peformance, we STILL got in on the first try. Why?

Snow: Cause they're pervs

Ryo: ?

Snow: The judges were looking at Colleen's chest and mine; I don't even think they noticed our music.

Colleen: (exactly as planned...)

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

(I know I'm behind on posts as I still need to update today, but I've had a rough dance rehearsal and I only JUST got over writer's block so bear with me guys! ^_^ )

 

[LadyPlague]

700000 gotchi came in the morning. I stared at the numbers in awe. Other than that, nothing truly stood out to make an entire log on. I'm just gonna go in order of events and make mini adventures.

"The Money"

*knock knock knock*

Nazotchi: A check for a miss Snow.

Me: She isn't here right now, she went out for brunch.

Nazotchi: Well i'm just going to have to stay here UNTIL she comes back.

Me: How come? I'm her guardian, you can trust me.

Nazotchi: Sorry missie, rules say I can't.

*Snow comes in happily skipping*

Snow: Hi mom! *sees Nazotchi* Why is he staring at me like that?

Nazotchi: Well, you are THE Snow Sparks

(Author's note: Sparks is her stage name)

Snow: Oh come now, I'm just another tamagotchi in this whole wide world- the only difference being I'm now a star.

Nazotchi: See ya around dear!

Me: So what is it?

Snow: Probably my paycheck.

Me: How much? 10000g? 25000g? Maybe even 50000g?

Snow: 700000g.

Me: ...what? *LadyPlague falls to the floor*

*LadyPlague fainted.*

*Snow gained 2000g (from my wallet)

"Band Practice"

*Our trio of "For the Lawlz" is getting ready for their first concert taking place tonight!!!*

Ryo: So...

Colleen: So...

Snow: So...

All 3: We start playing music?

*plays once*

Snow: Ok good, now let's try getting through the song with less than say...10 mistakes?

"Treasure chest"

Snow: MOM!!! MOM!!!

Me: Yes dear?

Snow: I found this weird chest in the backyard!

Me: 0_0'' Did the chest have anything on it, like some sort of black tape?

Snow: See for yourself! :3

*Snow pulls out a chest; golden, wooden, small, and unlocked*

Me: *breathes a huge sigh of relief*

Snow: So should I open it?

Me: Well in the end it's your choice. I didn't find it- you did.

*Snow opens the chest and smoke comes out. Snow begins to change*

Snow: What's happening to me!?

POOF!

*Snow has turned into a Otokitchi*

Snow: Well this sucks. *walks around getting used to her new form*

Me: Don't worry Snow, it's not permanent. In about 30 seconds, you'll be back to normal.

Snow: Well how would you know?

Me: Because this is what Star went through. She also opened up the same chest and became old for a minute.

Snow: WAITJUSTAMNUTE! Who's Star?

Me: Your many-greats stepmother.

Snow: ?

Me: I'll explain when the time is right.

POOF!!!

Snow: See ya mom after the show! *leaves for the concert*

(Epilogue: "For The Lawlz" actually did better than I'd thought and got quite a few cheers.)

Snow's current stats.

Age: 3 years

Generation: 1

Weight: 26Lb

Hunger: 3

Happiness: 4

Stress: 57

TONE: 999

RHYTHM: 999

ORIGINAL: 999

Star Ranking: 3rd

# of Fans:234,814,213. (Eat your heart out Justin Bieber!)

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

 

[LadyPlague]

Snow has started getting matches from her manager...this won't end well.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

*Snow puts down her hot dog*

Snow: Must be Nazotchi.

*Snow opens the door-only to find something else other than poo*

Snow: Guitaritchi? What are you doing here?

Guitartchi: Didn't she tell you?

Snow: Who? LadyPlague?

Guitartchi: Who else?

Snow: *sigh* Look Mr.Guitarchi, she hasn't told me anything other than the fact that she's taking me to TamaTown to buy some new stuff for my future home on some planet that I apparently came from.

???: What's taking so long sir?

*Snow turns around angrily*

Snow: MOM!!! GET YOUR BEHIND HERE RIGHT NOW AND TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!! (Jesus...)

*LadyPlague appears at the door*

LP: Yes? *sees Guitarchi and the man hiding in the trees* Right, I know what's going on.

Snow, now that you're 5- you have to find yourself a mate before 3 (tama) years are up.

Snow: Mom, I'm surprised at you- You're always telling me about women empowerment and yet you're forcing me to marry someone I don't even know. What a hypocrite.

L.P: Who says I'm forcing you? Guitarchi's just bringing in men he thinks you'll like. You get to pick your husband- it's not like you HAVE to marry the 1st one we bring in. Also, if you find someone you truly love not in this selection, I'm for it- But keep in mind you only have 3 (tama) years left.

Snow: If it will get you guys to pi** off- I'll see this man for myself.

Kuchipatchi: FINALLY! *Bursts into song*

"This thing called love I just can't handle it

this thing called love I must get round to it

I ain't ready

Crazy little thing called love

This (This Thing) called love

(Called Love)

It cries (Like a baby)

In a cradle all night

It swings (Woo Woo)

It jives (Woo Woo)

It shakes all over like a jelly fish,

I kinda like it

Crazy little thing called love"

Snow: ...? (why did he burst into song?)

Guitarchi: (That's how singers have to show their love. Just respond by song to tell him yes or no.)

Snow: (Sounds dumb, but I'll give it a shot)

"Don't say you love me

You don't even know me

If you really want me

Then give me some time

Don't go there baby

Not before I'm ready

Don't say your heart's in a hurry

It's not like we're gonna get married

Give me, give me some time"

Kuchipatchi: *bursts into tears and runs off*

Guitarchi: I'll be back at 5:00.

Snow: This is going to be a long 3 (tama) years.

TO BE CONTINUED!!

 

[LadyPlague]

*YAY!!! BECAUSE I'M CANADIAN, I GET MONDAY OFF!!!*

Anyway: More marriage requests, more declines, more concerts, more crud loads of money.

Snow's current stats.

Age: 7 years

Generation: 1

Weight: 25Lb

Hunger: 3

Happiness: 4

Stress: 29

TONE: 999

RHYTHM: 999

ORIGINAL: 999

Star Ranking: 2nd

# of Fans: 533,631,633

Marriage Status: Single

*At TamaTown*

Snow: It was nice of mom to drop me off for some shopping. Let's see; a new guitar for Ryo, some new shreads for Colleen and I, and some AlphaDualFlexAntiManipulationTape for mom. This will be fun!

*A Gozarutchi bumps into her*

Gozarutchi: Whoops, sorry about that. I was just running so fast that I couldn't see anyone. Let me help you.

Snow: *blushes like mad* Th...thank you. I'm Snow.

Gozarutchi: Kihara, Ichizo Kihara.

Snow: *Her mind filled with flowers and happy chirping birds* Sw...sweet name.

Ichizo: *looks at his watch* I have to go now, but I'd like you to come to my house for tea at 6:00 ok?

Snow: *melting in his arms (what can I say, she LOVES ninjas)* Sure!

Ichizo: *getting ready to run* I'm in Ninja district 7-A!!! *gone in a flash*

Snow: A date...with a ninja- THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER!!!

*Later, at L.P's place.*

Snow: MOM!!! MOM!!! I think I found my true love!!! He's a ninja at 7-A and he's really cute!!!

L.P: Well, if you plan on spending your life with him- now is the time to confess your love.

Snow: But that's going too fast, we need the time to get to know one another! Isn't that what you've taught me?

L.P: Normally yes, but this is your last chance to get married. This is your last day, and Guitartchi's bringing in your last choice.

Snow: *sighs dreamily* I have a date with him at 6, I'll try to get him to consider marriage.

L.P: Splendid! One last task before you get ready Snow, I need you to bring these cupcakes to Colleen and Ryo. To celebrate your progress as a band and as friends!

Snow: Ok mom.

*At Colleen's house*

Snow: (wait until I tell her about my boyfriend!) *knocks on the door* Colleen? It's me Snow! I brought you some...(what's going on)

???: "...You don't have to be beautiful

To turn me on

I just need your body, baby

From dusk till dawn..."

*walks until she finds the source of the voice*

Snow: O_O'' (what!?)

Ichizo: "You don't need experience

To turn me out"

Colleen: "You just leave it all up to me

I'll show you what it's all about"

Snow: (...no....no...this isn't happening...it can't be...)

Ichizo: "You don't have to be rich to be my girl"

Colleen: "You don't have to be cool to rule my world"

Both Colleen and Ichizo: "Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with

I just want your extra time and your...kiss!"

*the two kiss passionately*

Guitartchi: Happy to have been of service. I'll just leave you two lovebirds alone.

*Snow bursts into tears and runs off*

TO BE CONTINUED

(Will Snow find love before it's too late, Will "For The Lawlz" reach #1? Will my next pet be a boy or girl? Find out next time peoples!!!)

 

[LadyPlague]

(SPOILER ALERT: In this post and the next- stuff actually happens)

When we last left Snow, she has just had her heart broken when her love of her life has been revealed to have been Colleen's suitor turned fiancee. With little time left to find a man, she breaks down.

Snow: *sobbing in a pillow* It's hopeless...so very much hopeless. I'll never find a lover and I'll die an old maid!

*L.P is knocking on Snow's door hard*

L.P: SNOW, GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW! THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR FOR YOU AND IT'S PERFECTLY CLEAR WE WOULDN'T WANT TO KEEP HIM WAITING NOW WOULD WE!?

Snow: Tell him to go away, I don't want to see him! *puts on a Mocha costume* *cries some more before bursting into song*

"Midnight

Not a sound from the pavement

Has the moon lost her memory?

She is smiling alone

In the lamplight

The withered leaves collect at my feet

And the wind begins to moan..."

*Her door creaks open*

Snow: *looks around, but sees nothing new*

"Memory

All alone in the moonlight

I can smile at the old days

I was beautiful then

I remember the time I knew what happiness was

Let the memory live again"

???: You have a lovely singing voice.

Snow: GAH! *Sees an Androtchi on the other side of her bed* Who are you?

Androtchi:Roues, Mr.Robert Roues. *holds out his hand*

Snow: Snow. *shakes his hand* I'm going to guess you're here to "sing your affections" expecting a yes?

Robert: No.

Snow: * A surprised look on her face appears* Saywhat?

Robert: I believe that one should judge one's heart on whom you should spend time with rather than musical talent alone. As one who has had their heart broken many a time (Robert was rejected many times) , I only wish that if the two of us become engaged that we enjoy the time we spend together and treat each other as a mixture of friendship and love.

Snow: um...

Robert: If we must wed to satisfy our parents, I wish to be friends before forced lovers.

Snow: Friends eh, I don't have a problem with that. There's still the matter of me producing a child-

Robert: All in due time. *pulls out his hand* friends?

Snow: *pulls out her hand* Friends.

*One marriage later (10 minutes before a concert)*

Colleen: So Mrs. Roues *chuckles*, how's the hubby?

Snow: Fine. He's honest and kind, as well as we have the comfort of friendship, but the passion of marriage. It's so sweet.

Ryo: I take it the both of you are happy?

Colleen and Snow: Of course.

Ryo: *blushes* Then I'm happy too.

(Epilogue: The two eventually did consider themselves true lovers and at some point, Snow had a baby girl.)

Snow's stats:

Age: 8 years

Generation: 1

Weight: 27Lb

Hunger: 2

Happiness: 4

Stress: 0

TONE: 999

RHYTHM: 999

ORIGINAL: 999

Marriage Status: Married to Robert the Androtchi. (with a baby girl)

 

[LadyPlague]

(as we speak, the parents have already left-but there's one last detail of Snow's life that needs to revealed.)

L.P: Guys!!!

"For The Lawlz": Yea?

L.P: I just got 4 tickets to Tokyo for you guys!

FTL: ???

Colleen: Why Tokyo?

Ryo and Snow: (Colleen!)

L.P: I'm afraid I can't tell you guys. It's a surprise. *wink*

Snow: Well who cares about the reason guys, WE'RE GOING TO TOKYO- THE HOTTEST PLACE FOR TAMA-BANDS EVERYWHERE!!! (and we're going there)

*Later at Robert's place*

Snow: Hiya Robert! *sees that the only lights in the house are from lit candles* Rob? Are you there?

*A hand reaches out for her body, pinning her down to the floor, there being just being enough light to make out a face*

Snow: Robert? Is that you?

Robert: "I see you each morning, and in silence I say

pretty lady, I love you, but I know there's no way

you'd consider my love girl, cuz you don't have the time.

So I try to conceal it, so you can't read my mind..."

Snow: What's going on!? What are you doing-*Is muffled by passionate kisses*

Robert: *removes his lips to speak* I was told that if I don't do this, i'd be disowned by my father...please forgive me... *sheds a few tears and resumes his passionate embrace*

Snow: Please Robert, you don't need to do this- I...I love you.

Robert: And I love you too.

*Meanwhile, at Ninja District 7-A*

Colleen: ...And then we'll be settling in a Five-star Hotel, pampered like kings and queens!

Ichizo: You had me at "My band and I are going Tokyo." *pulls out his savings* And I'm more than willing to pay for it myself.

*a young male babytchi pulls at Colleen*

Babytchi: Me too mommy, me too!

Colleen: Why of course you two can come with me, why wouldn't I?

*Back at Robert's place, where LadyPlague is heading*

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.

L.P: Hello-

Snow: (NO! PLEASE! I BEG YOU GET OFF ME!!!)

L.P: SNOW!? WHERE ARE YOU!!!! MOMMY'S HERE TO SAVE YOU!!!

*L.P runs as fast as she can to the source of the sound*

*turns on a switch*

L.P: SNOW!? *pulls out a katana surrounded by a dark aura*

Snow: OK FINE, I'LL WEAR THE MAID OUTFIT FOR YOUR DAD, JUST STOP TICKLING ME!!!

L.P: huh?

Robert: *sees L.P in the door way* Oh! I didn't think you'd be here...*blushes*

L.P: What's going on...

Robert: My father is currently on his death-bed and what he wanted me to do was to bring in a woman in a maid-costume and he'd give me his entire family fortune. He said if I didn't, he'd disown me as a son. Of course i'd always wanted to see my wife in a fancy costume, but she didn't want to stoop to a working-class appearance (the paparazzi seems to target her the most out of all the members of her band). But I also remember how ticklish she is, so after tickling her for about an hour, she finally agreed.

Snow: With the greatest of reluctance I may add.

L.P: Ohhhhh. I thought it might have been something much worse...

Snow: *figures out very quickly what L.P thought happened* oh hahahahaha!!! I can see why you'd think that. Though we'd already done something like that a (tama) year ago. Which reminds me- you're a grandmother now!

L.P: *Is peeved that she wasn't told before* May I see the baby?

Snow and Robert: Sure. she is sleeping though so don't wake her up.

*L.P walks into the nursery*

L.P: (oh, a sweet baby girl...so cute.)

Snow: Her name is Knives.

L.P: Knives? Why the name?

*FLASHBACK*

Doctor: Congratulations, it's a healthy baby girl.

(soon to be named) Knives: WAHHH, WAHHH!

*Snow is hugging her female babytchi gently, rocking her*

Robert: May I hold her for a sec?

Snow: Of course. *hands him the baby*

CHOMP!

Robert: ...ow...

Snow: *remembers reading Scott Pilgrim as a teen* Knives, for her sharp teeth. We'll call her Knives.

(Author's note: Knives was a supporting character in Scott Pilgrim that looked something like this: https://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=https://scottpilgrim.neoseeker.com/w/i/scottpilgrim/thumb/d/d2/Knives_Chau.png/250px-Knives_Chau.png&imgrefurl=https://scottpilgrim.neoseeker.com/wiki/Knives_Chau&usg=__w2tXMw-c8TBzN4rA1sv8V-9Fmis=&h=257&w=250&sz=57&hl=en&start=4&zoom=1&tbnid=brqbucPkRz9w2M:&tbnh=112&tbnw=109&ei=wgXbTcqkO4Hx0gG5_NnkDw&prev=/search%3Fq%3DKnives%2Bchau%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1115%26bih%3D628%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1 )

*At Tokyo. where they just finished their band performance*

Snow: I never knew we had such a large fan-base in Japan!

Colleen: Well we ARE #1 on the charts.

Snow: yeah, we...wait what?

*A helicopter appears at their window, coming out it is...THE KING!?*

King: Hello "For The Lawlz*, and friends. You have just earned #1 in rankings and as your reward, you will be put down as one of the great bands and you will be given metals to take home. Have a nice day! *He and the Helicopter disappear*

Everyone: That was weird.

*Ryo steps out of the room*

Snow: Ryo? *follows him*

Ryo: STAY AWAY!

*The two have a chase scene until Ryo stops dead in his track, glowing as if he was evolving*

Snow: Ryo? Are you-

Ryo: Yes Snow, I never got married, I never had children and I'm now turning into Ojitchi.

Snow: Is that why you've been so quiet? Because you felt lonely whenever we brought up our marriage?

Ryo: Yes. So many rejections, so many "You're too ugly" or "You look like an idiot". I wanted to see you, but by the time I could, I heard that you were married.

I don't care for life Snow, not in the same way I did when I was younger. I...I'm dying Snow. I'm leaving this world.

Snow: Ryo, please don't die- we all care about you.

Ryo: It's already too late dear, my body was always weak, but as an Ojitchi- I'm not going to make it. *tries to catch his breath* Sn...Snow?

Snow: Yes?

Ryo: I...loved you. *dies in her arms*

*The image of the two is revealed in a cauldron of water*

???#1: Tell me servant, what do you see?

???#2: Cruel Irony?

???#1: No silly, what we've been looking for. That crazy woman's gone and hidden it inside your replacement's mirror.

???#2: NO! She will never take my place! I was mother's and she was mine. This fool will never be loved the way i was...

???#1: Well if you wish for it to remain that way, get the mirror when you can.

???#2: Yes...my mistress...yes...

END OF SNOW'S LIFE

COMING SOON: Knives.

 

[LadyPlague]

"When you were young

And your heart was an open book

You used to say, Live and let live

(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)

But if this ever-changing world in which we live in

Makes you give in and cry...

 

...Say live and let die."

Knives had to be put to sleep today at 2:30pm. Why you may ask? Knives was dying. You see, my Tamagotchi was stuck in time in a toddler's body. It just wouldn't evolve despite it being longer than 4 days (This includes time on pause). HOWEVER- it had a total of 9 spaz attacks (It would be really angry, and it wouldn't let you do anything). If I remembered my older tamagotchi correctly, it's a sign that your tamagotchi was dying of neglect. I would reset/download it, and it would show a skull, I would cure it, and then continue. That in mind, after the last spaz, I gave up. I felt it would never evolve no matter how long I waited.

I'm sorry Snow, your sweet Knives didn't make it...

RIP: KNIVES

Form:

Age: 0

That in mind, I got yet ANOTHER female. I named her after my best friend Kristine.

Unfortunately, I'm going for h34r: which means more neglect towards my little ones...

(Purple= Kristine, Green= Me)

Kristine: Mommy? What's that? *pointing a girl that looks just like her in a picture*

L.P: Your stepsister...at least what's left of her.

Kristine: ?

L.P: It's nothing to worry about little one, just go to bed.

*Kristine leaves*

FLASHBACK

*At a hospital*

Doctor: Mrs. Plague?

L.P: Yes? Is she going to be alright!?

Doctor: *hangs his head down*

L.P: ...no...NO! *pushes him aside*

*LadyPlague runs to see Knives beeping, and with bloody bandages all over*

Knives: ...mama...

L.P: That's right, mommy's not going to leave your side. Not now, not ev-

Knives: -I'm finally coming to see you mommy, the nice lady takes care of me, but now i'm coming to heaven to see you! (Author's note: Knives wasn't taught about the planet she came from)

*the doctor finally comes in*

Doctor: LadyPlague, we can't afford to continue with the life-support system, she seems to be excepting what's going on and she's only feeling more and more pain...

L.P: I...I...

*the doctor presses a button*

Knives: Night...night... *beep beep BBBEEEEEEPPPP*

*LadyPlague bursts into tears*

*FLASHBACK OVER*

L.P: *looking at the picture of Knives* Whoever laid a finger on you, whoever did all this, I'm going to kill it.

*puts the picture down and grabs another one- the same one that she had in the first post*

L.P: I'm sorry Ben...forgive me for failing...forgive me...my eldest...

*a creature appears from the shadows*

Ben: Did someone ask for me?

TO BE CONTINUED

 

[LadyPlague]

(this was meant to be posted days ago, but my laptop broke down, so right now i'm using my mom's computer.)

YYYYEEEESSSSS!!! Kristine evolved!!!! And not just ANY evolution, but Ringotchi: the poor-care female teenager!

But to be fair, for a poor-care form she's quite cute. Also, thanks to someone who answered my question about the music school for teens, "Queen Bee" is doing fine. (where was I...right, Ben entered this log)

(Ben= Blue)

L.P: *jumps out of her seat* Ben!?

Ben: That's right mum. Me, Myself and I.

L.P: It's been so long since i've seen you...

Ben: ...5 HUMAN years to be exact.

L.P: But don't tamagotchis die in 99 human DAYS?

Ben: Thanks to a kindly woman, she's given me SOME form of extended life. I don't know for sure, but thanks to her, i've gotten to see my sweet Anne (Ben's daughter) live her happy, happy life, as well as all the others you've raised without me.

L.P: Without you? You left me for your wife and left me with your daughter to raise on my own.

Ben: You full-on encouraged me to leave the house!

L.P: I thought you were happy with your wife! Plus I thought you were taking your child with you!

*While we leave our 2 characters rambling, let's see Kristine's first day at Music School*

Kristine: Oh boy! School's gonna be SO MUCH FUN!!! YAY!!!

*two girls, an Ichigotchi and a Chamamentchi appear in over-the-top victorian dresses*

Both girls: Hello...

Kristine: umm... hi.

Ichigotchi: We were looking for a third female for our band

Chamamentchi: We figured as a commoner

Both: You would want to join us.

Ichigotchi: With your talent...

Chamamentchi: ...And our looks and money...

Both: ...The three of us will do well.

Kristine: I'm sorry, what?

Both: *flatly* Join us commoner.

Kristine: I...no, would I really want to join a couple of snooty rich girls? Chances are if you believe that throwing those sort of comments will leave me begging for you, you are sadly mistaken. Bye now *runs off to class*

Ichigotchi: If at first you don't succeed Lisa? *pulls out a butterfly knife*

Chamamentchi: *also pulls out one* Try, try again Veronica.

*off screen, the two girls force poor Kristine to join Queen Bee and the trio soon become top of their music class*

TO BE CONTINUED

 

[LadyPlague]

(sorry for posting this late, but the good news is that my laptop's fixed)

Kristine's stats:

Age: 4 years

Generation: 1

Weight: 26Lb

Hunger: 3

Happiness: 3

Stress: 19

TONE: 821

RHYTHM: 808

ORIGINAL: 813

Marriage Status: Single

OH THE IRONY!!! THE CRUEL CRUEL IRONY!!! Despite all the neglecting I did to this girl, do you what I got!? Memetchi. THAT'S RIGHT: THE SAME TAMAGOTCHI I WANTED WITH SNOW!!!

But you might be thinking: Isn't this a good thing, you got the tamagotchi you wanted before!

No it is not.

I took HORRIBLE care of Kristine. I put EFFORT into this character expecting Serbitchi or better yet Masktchi. But NOOOOO, I get the GOOD care character despite the effort. In Snow's case, it was my first V.6 attempt- and I wanted to see how strict the care has to be. But in Kristine's case, there was a specific character I wanted, and considering the circumstances- I'm angry.

(though Memetchi's closeup is SO cute)

*This takes place during an awkward dinner and 2 days before today. Newly evolved Kristine is nervous and shy because tomorrow she has to audition with Lisa and Veronica- her snooty and cruel bandmates she's forced to work for. Meanwhile, L.P has just received an important letter from her old tamagotchi Snow. Ben has finally calmed down and is currently the equivalent to the hip uncle as he is trying to cheer up the depressed Kristine and trying to rebond with L.P*

Ben: Oh come on Kristine, you're gonna do great at the gig. I've heard you perform at your school and I doubt you're as bad as you say. *brightly smiles*

Kristine: It's not that...*tries to change the subject* mom's been staring at me weird since we've started eating.

Ben: Ah. *turns to L.P* What's the matter mum?

L.P: What do you mean?

Ben: You look worried.

L.P: *sigh* It's Snow, she's coming here to see her daughter...

Kristine: (the name rings a bell) Snow?

L.P: *pauses for a few seconds before an idea pops in her head* Your mother. Your biological mother.

Kristine: And she's coming to see me NOW!? RATHER THEN WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!?

L.P: The rules of tamagotchi parenting are a questionable thing *stares at Ben*

Ben: ... (why is she staring at me?)

L.P: Still, you'll want to look your very best tomorrow. She'll be coming here at 12:00 by rocket from the Tama-planet to here.

Kristine: *a big and bright smile appears on her face* Perfect!

*later, in Kristine's room*

Kristine: *is on the phone* Yeah, sorry Lisa- I'm seeing my mother tomorrow and I would never consider missing it. Though congratulations on becoming a Mimitchi Lisa! And tell Veronica when you see her I said hi. *hangs up*

Lisa: *dials a number* Hello, (hello sweetie) do you think you could try a search on the Tama-rocket that's heading here at noon tomorrow? (of course sweetie)

You see I overheard there might be some explosives on the rocket... (no problem) I love you daddy (I love you too) bye! *hang up*

Veronica (newly evolved Kurotchii): If god had wanted man to fly...

Lisa: ...he would have given us wings Veronica.

*The next day*

Kristine: *having her hair brushed* Ok, so my given name was Knives, I love classical music and I'm part of a talented band as a violinist.

L.P: That's right.

Kristine: So tell me why I need to know this?

L.P: Because that's what she thinks you are because that's what you were like as a toddler.

Kristine: I was? Because if I remember correctly, I was a naughty little girl.

L.P: *giggles* Oh you.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

L.P: Wonder who that could be?

*opens the door to find Snow outside*

Snow: Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes? *gives L.P a big hug*

L.P: Knives, Snow's here! (a bit early, but still here.)

Kristine: Mom!

Snow: Sweetie! *the two hug until she notices an unfamiliar face* who's the weirdo over there?

Ben: *was nomming on melon until that comment* This weirdo happens to L.P's eldest and greatest of her babies thank you very much!

Snow: huh?

L.P: Snow, meet Ben. Ben, meet Snow. Ben was my very first tamagotchi I ever raised. He decided to come here for a visit.

Ben: And for her cooking.*just finished eating fruit salad* One of the few things that say the same between us is that she cooks well for a human.

L.P: While I still remember, how come you're here at 11am rather than noon?

Snow: A business-man was running late so the two of us switched tickets. The funny thing is that the 12 o clock rocket was delayed for some odd reason for a long time, so it was good luck on my part to get the ticket before.

*changes the subject*

I bought tickets for some boat rides. Knives and I could spend time on one boat, while you and Ben could go on another. I wish to spend some alone time with her for a while.

L.P: Understandable.

Kristine: Boat rides? Sounds like fun!

*(once again) 6:00pm- boat rides*

Ben: Umm...

L.P: Errr...

(on the other boat)

Kristine: Why didn't you come see me sooner? We could've had a blast during my childhood!

Snow: I wanted to, but a trip from the tama-world to earth isn't cheap. Understand sweet Knives, I love you very much...

Kristine: I love you *tips the boat by accident* toOOOOO!!!!

SPLASH *Kristine falls in*

Snow: Knives!!! *dives in*

*2 hours later, the two end up on the shore*

Snow: You ok Knives?

Kristine: I hurt my arm on the rocks *shows Snow her scratched arm*

Snow: I'll make it better, don't you worry. *looks at her arm...but sees something different than what she expected* (...no...oh god no...what's going on...) Your arm's gonna be ok dear.

*L.P and Ben appear, happy to see them*

Ben: Where on earth WERE you guys!? You went totally off the given path!

L.P: *sees the broken boat* Looks like you had more than your fair share of problems.

Snow: *eyes L.P angrily before regaining her upbeat self* Well, we'll need to fix the boat if we want to get back. Ben, kn...Knives, go find some driftwood around the shore. L.P, you're working with me on the boat.

Ben and Kristine: Yes Sir! *runs off*

*Snow looks around for any other people*

Snow: *pins L.P to a nearby tree* WE NEED TO TALK RIGHT NOW YOU LYING LITTLE CURR!!!

TO BE CONTINUED

 

[LadyPlague]

I AM VERY BEHIND SO I'M JUST GONNA SUMMARIZE THE ENDING.

Snow interrogates L.P about the fact that Kristine isn't her daughter because Kristine didn't have a birthmark on her arm like Knives did. L.P understands Snow's anger, but tells her that Kristine was found deep in the sewers, dumped there by her parents. L.P also asks her to play along as Kristine's mother to give Kristine the feeling that her mother cares for her very much. Snow agrees, and the duo fix the boat (it's revealed that the driftwood was to keep the others away)

 

Meanwhile, Ben is revealed to have stolen Snow's mirror (why he did we won't know till later) and Kristine finds Colleen, Colleen's husband and her full grown son- a Kuromametchi named John. After everyone on the island reaches back home, The two fall in love, get married and have a child named "Mr.Bigs".

 

Ben also is revealed to have taken Kristine's hairbrush (again, for some strange reason) and it turns out that he is ???#2. (see post #9)

But now that we've gotten THAT out of the way, let's check out Mr.Bigs (a Kikitchi)

Mr.Bigs: WEEEEEE!!!!! I'M A SPACE SUPERHERO!!!! I'll won't let you win alien scum: for I am "Mr.Bigs", biggest superhero in the galaxy!!!

Ben: *in an alien voice* I don't think so earthling. You cannot escape my laser gun *pulls out water blaster and starts making laser noises* (Author's note: I'm well aware lasers don't actually make sounds, but go with it)

Mr.Bigs: *pulls out his own water pistol and starts making noises*

*L.P comes in, but is pushed to the side by Mr.Bigs)

Mr.Bigs: Get back to the force field Princess Lady, or the aliens will get you!!! *resumes making noises*

L.P: It's time for dinner Mr.Bigs, you don't want it getting cold.

Mr.Bigs: *stops shooting* I suppose a meal will energize me. *goes inside*

L.P: As for you Ben, I didn't think you were into this kid-stuff.

Ben: But it's fun. *takes off alien head*

L.P: As much as I like his imagination, I wish he could just grow up a bit.

Ben: You can't rush him, he'll find his calling at some point.

L.P: Well...

Ben: *gives his sweetest face, begging for a yes* Pweety Pwease with whipped crweam and a cherrwy on top?

L.P: Oh all right. Get inside before it starts raining...

*later at night, L.P is still up*

L.P: What is that sound?

*L.P walks to the source, finding Mr.Bigs playing the sax...quite well mind you.*

L.P: I never knew you could play like that Mr.Bigs.

Mr.Bigs: *stops playing* Oh...I didn't see you come in.

L.P: Go on Mr.Bigs, finish your piece. *writes something in a notepad*

*The Next Day*

Mr.Bigs: Hi guys.

Lydia and David: Hi.

Mr.Bigs: The teach told us we have to perform for her today...think we're good enough?

Lydia and David: Sure.

(Will the band find the courage to make it big, what is Ben planing and what will Mr.Bigs become? SPOILER ALERT!!! Kuromametchi)

 

[LadyPlague]

(So if you were too lazy to read the small print from my last post, it showed that Mr.Bigs became a Kuromametchi- the perfect care even-numbered male.

He's sweet.

Also, for the sake that we had an online relationship with a Lovetchi (in tamatown), I'm going with her rather than his actual wife.

ALSO: Rather than scripted, I'm doing for the rest of these posts on this log fan-fiction style.)

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*It's 6:00pm, about 2 hours into Mr.Big's wedding party. Ben is curiously looking at Mr.Bigs, waiting for him to make a move. Mr.Bigs is being roasted by L.P, who can't help but poke fun at him. His new wife Clair is waiting for the party to end so the two of them can return to their hotel-room*

"…Because THIS looks like a job Mr.Bigs!" chuckled LadyPlague. The other guests also couldn't help but laugh. But Clair and Mr.Bigs felt otherwise.

"Yes, yes very funny." replied Clair. "(but I wish to spend alone time with my husband…)"

Mr.Bigs. while finding LadyPlague's joke funny, just blushed. He wasn't used to being the butt of the joke.

Before he could say anything though, he was grabbed by his wife and taken to his hotel room.

LadyPlague quickly noticed that he left his bag near his empty seat and handed it to Ben to take to him. "No Prob." said Ben as he ran in the duo's direction.

Around 2 hours later, Mr.Bigs emerged from his room; weak, tired and just plain in heaven. "Ben…what are y…you d…d…doing here?" stuttered Mr.Bigs as he saw Ben in the doorway.

"Just came to give you your bag, but you seemed busy…" Ben noticed Mr.Bigs wasn't feeling himself. "…you ok buddy?"

"Sh…sh…she really took me for a ride" He threw a biker helmet at Ben which he quickly caught with no problem. Then Ben started laughing uncontrollably, knowing what well happened in there.

"It's funny because that's EXACTLY what happened to me!" laughed out loud Ben.

"And you know what I do to help the feeling go away?" added Ben.

Mr.Bigs"s eyes widened as Ben pulled out a bottle of vodka.

"My ex-wife and I used to drink this stuff when we were down." Said Ben.

Mr.Bigs was well aware about LadyPlague warning him never to drink, but knowing that Ben said it's ok, he started drinking.

After drinking perhaps the whole bottle, he collapsed to the floor.

When waking up, Mr.Bigs found himself tied to the bed. He squirmed, trying to get himself out of what might be more "quality time" with Clair, but only to learn the figure was that of an old human lady.

"Don't fight the restraints dear, they only get worse the more you fight" Uttered the woman.

"W…who are *hic* are you?" thought Mr.Bigs.

Reading his mind, the woman responded rather eerily : "A messenger from The Will."

"The Will?"

"Yes Mr.Bigs, The Will. Learn to obey it and you will be rewarded with glory beyond your wildest dreams."

"If that's what you want, why do you have me tied up?"

The woman couldn't help but smirk. "I was hoping you'd say that… Ben? Could you get me the needle?"

Mr.Bigs was stunned. Ben? He's with this crazy chick? OUR Ben!? Mr.Bigs kept shaking with all his might, trying to loosen the binds but all in vain as the binds got tighter and needle getting closer and closer…

As the needle did its job, Ben lit candles to brighten the room a bit. Mr.Bigs was unconscious, letting the needle pierce him as a shadow was sown into him.

"So Ben…did you find anything in his bag?" whispered the woman.

Ben showed the bag to her. Looking into it, the woman threw his bag to the side. "Nothing…I also looked at the mirror and the hairbrush that you gave me earlier and found the hairbrush useless, but the mirror had our first ribbon." She responded as she held a silver ribbon. "Just six more need to be found before you're done what you've needed to do."

Ben flatly replied "Good.", knowing he didn't have to worry about this woman once he was done.

After finishing her sowing, she went out of the hotel room- the light showing her strings all around her body.

"Remember Ben, no matter what you believe- your loyalty is to The Will." were her last words: before her body dissolved leaving nothing but a patched-up puppet.

END OF MR.BIGS

NEXT PART: ELIZA.

 

[LadyPlague]

WELL! It's been a while. (i've made a rule not to create stories about my tamas unless they reach Adult-hood)

FIRST of all, Eliza won't be getting her big break because she's DEAD. And not by "Stunted Growth" either, but by legit stupidity. See her post in "Tamagotchi Memorial"

Remember that problem I had with Knives and her stunted growth? It came back. On both Silver and Phantom. The latter I don't plan on killing (reseting) until I get to the bottom of this dilemma.

So until then, they're won't be much update for a while.

Also, to all those reading this with knowledge about Music Star- could someone tell me in exact details how to get a Horrible-care tama without killing it?