Lol here's some that makes me crack up now.
I was 5 or somewhere around there, and I had these little horse magnets that I played with(they were a flat magnet with a horse sticker on it). So, one day in the morning (around 6-8 AM ) I was watching tv while messing around with a horse magnet. It accidentally went under the TV and I tried to get it, but I ended up knocking over the TV next to the bowl of cereal I was eating, making a mess and breaking the TV AND a DVD player because the milk splashed all over it. xD
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I was with my brother in his room, (I was about 6) and we saw a spider in the corner. I tried to smash it, but it crawled inside of some sort of crack in the wall, so he sprayed hairspray that was flamable in the hole, and lit it on fire (I found the lighter on the floor and gave it to him because my parents werent home) and the spider burned and died. I'm glad we didn't burn down the house lol.
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This one actually makes me sad, but back when I was around 6 or 7, I kept on hitting my grandma's cat with a cat toy :`(
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I was 8 or 9, and I made a smoothie...with cereal, milk, bread, orange juice, chocolate, water, glitter and some other stuff
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In 1st grade, I snuck a calculator into math class xD
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Also, in 1st to 3rd grade( i had to change schools in 3rd grade) , at lunch my best friend and I always made something called yummy soup. We got yogurt, and added a little bit of everything we were having for lunch in it. I even tasted it once! It was bitter. And we had a song for it. It went "Yummy soup, yummy soup! Yummy yummy soup, if you eat some you will want to eat some more!"
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In 1st grade (this was my "bad kid" year, where you're always bad) I had to stay in for recess, and I said that I let my friend borrow my favorite eraser, and she was outside, and I went outside to get it, but I didn't come back in xD
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I used to bring bags of grapes, and the bag of sugar into my "art room" which was basically one of those huge walk-in closets that no one used with crayons and paper and coloring books on the floor, and I dipped the grapes in sugar and ate them. I spilled the sugar all over the place and I got in trouble.
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When I was 6 I tried cooking eggs..... in the toaster. Yup, I got in BIG trouble xD
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When we were 5 or 6 my cousin and I went to someones birthday party (forgot who) and there was this boy there our age, and we kept on hitting him with a hula hoop and we called him poo poo head.
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I was 6 and I drew on the doors with sharpie marker....
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My brother and I said bad words....at a chair, because I stubbed my toe... I was 6 xD
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I probably have more, but these are the only ones I have off of the top of my head, oh, and I can't forget the time when I tried to cook ramen noodles in the microwave, but I forgot to add water to it, and i put it in there for 10 minutes, and I put it in a non-microwaveable bowl so when I opened it, the bowl melted and the ramen was all....weird looking and very, very hot xD