Facebook:
Daddy - "Oooh, what have you got there?" Me - "What?" Daddy - "What are you eating? Candy? Share? *goofy smrik*" Me - "Daddy, this is a crayon" Daddy - "Oh, well, where's your candy hidden?" Obviously the fact his daughter is chewing on a crayon is less important than the location of candy.
-It's from aaaages ago.
Twitter:
So if I end up ginger from this, I expect you all to love and know me as the sexiest ginger to ever live. Hopefully I go sexy red.
-I dyed my hair last night. I'm 1/2 ginger.