What is your current status?

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

FACEBOOK:

Guys, I dropped my phone down the toilet. I don't know if he will live so if you text me don't expect a reply. Yeah. Taking your phone to the bathroom at like, 4am is not a good idea. If he lives I'll express great happiness with you all, until then, pray for my water damaged baby. Although the sim works and I can use my brothers phone, I might do that in the morning. Sorry for a real late night update. Don't harm me

TWITTER:

This bus drove through a red light. I had been red for 30 seconds. He floored it right through the red

 

[MissUnderstood]

Facebook: "Going out for ice cream with the girlies"

 

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twitter;;

i think i should know how to make love to something innocent without leaving my fingerprints out. - starstrukk

 

[Band Geek]

Facebook:

[nothing]

Tumblr:

My Gay Best Friend: i’ve found a new love for Miranda Cosgrove. No hetero.

Me (also gay): You’re such a bad homo…

(It's a joke, by the way. I am definitely not homophobic.)

Twitter:

If I was crying

In the van, with my friend

It was for freedom

From myself and from the land

I’ve made a lot of mistakes

 

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twitter;;

good morning, america ! i'm not american, but i always wanted to say that.

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

Facebook;

this is my 14th pair of earphones for this year, they keep breaking .___.

Twitter;

this wheat-bix is much too hot.

 

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twitter;;

i wish to have fran's hat, from reborn ! do any reborn fans here know of where i could get one?

 

[xXGothicDomoGoMOOx]

Facebook:

I SHALL EAT SHREADED WHEAT...

I'm an outlaw XD

 

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twitter;;

oh wow, lufthansa is trending ! german airlines are too cool.

 

[Band Geek]

' date='+July 24, 2010 05:51 am'] twitter;;good morning, america ! i'm not american, but i always wanted to say that.

Ahahaha, that's cute!

 

[_Flame_]

Facebook:

"Hey! Public washrooms don't eat people!"

 

[BurntSnow]

Facebook: Chuck Norris rules all.

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

Facebook;

OMG YAY! I PASSED I PASSED. YUS! No more silly L plates. I can drive alone now I PASSED .

Twittah;

I've driven dad's car and Elliott's car today. Both suck compared to mum's. The accelerators are so touchy and PMSy.

 

[xXGothicDomoGoMOOx]

Facebook:

Is p***ed off and looking forward to getting some new socks

 

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Ahahaha, that's cute!

thank you !

twitter;;

out of our group, ladna and i are the only ones who don't swear. but that's cool. cool kids never swear.

 

[user 189013]

Twitter

I punched the lenses out of my 3D glasses. lol I look like nerrrdd now :3

 

[.::GoldenSky::.]

Facebook: Can't wait 'til Friday!

Twitter: Huge bug.

 

[stacked.rubbish]

Twitter:

people's sarcasm is so rotten sometimes.

Just now, hahaha

 

[OldSchoolTama]

My FB status says that I "miss ______ (my best friend) so much already." She moved back to her hometown (about 2 hours away) because we just finished college. Who knows where life will take us now, but I'm optimistic.

 

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twitter;;

dylan took a picture of me while i was thinking. hard. totally immersed with my work. he calls it "clara the thinker." i love him.