Zack's Tama Log

[zacksims123]

 

PAGE 12!

 

 

Okay, well, Kiki just married a Mametchi.

I was just watching some Game Grumps, when I heard the attention beep.

Then, BAM, girl baby.

Her name will be Fleur.

 

Tama-Go White 2

Name: Scott

Species: Necktietchi

Age: 3

Training: ||||||

Friendship: 1/7

 

V4 Orange with Red Spots

Name: Kiki and Fleur

Species: Memetchi and Tsubutchi

Age: 4

Intelligence: 13

Fashion: 61

Friendliness: 6

Training: |||

Job: School Teacher

 

 

Scott: So let me get this straight... In last hour... you found date... went on date... he proposed... planned wedding... got married... and had baby?

Kiki: Um...yep.

Zack: Can I just say that's kind of gross?

Kiki: No.

Zack: Okay.

Fridge: OH GOD MORE EVIL DEMONS COME TO EAT MY FOODS!

Kiki: It's okay, calm down. She's lightweight for a tama, and she certainly didn't eat as much as I did as a baby.

Fridge: So what you're saying is we're going to be best friends forever.

Kiki: No, I-

Fridge: Yes.

Kiki: Oh.

Spiffle: Baby! Awww... You are cute, baby!

Fleur: *stares with wide eyes*

Spiffle: SO CUTE!

Zack: Spiffle, you're going to kill it.

Spiffle: No! I'm not noxious!

Kiki: Whatever. Stay away. I don't trust you.

Spiffle: What have I ever done to make you worry about me.

 

*flashback*

 

Kiki: Gee, I sure do like existing.

Spiffle: ACK! SPIDER! AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA! NYEH!

*throws Cola in Kiki's face*

Spiffle: Oops, it was just air.

Kiki: Grrrrr...

 

*flashforward*

 

Spiffle: That was NOTHING!

Scott: To be fair, you crazy.

Fridge: ...and that's why we'll be best friends.

Fleur: *stare*

 

OH OH OH?

~Zack// (I want to marry JonTron.)

 

[zacksims123]

Kiki was just fired from her job as a School Teacher, which makes sense, as she is as dumb as Chef Boyardee's Rice with Chicken & Vegetables soup.

So, she's a TV reporter now, which is a LOT better than before.

Tama-Go White 2

Name: Scott

Species: Necktietchi

Age: 4

Training: ||||||

Friendship: 2/7

V4 Orange with Red Spots

Name: Kiki and Fleur

Species: Memetchi and Tsubutchi

Age: 7

Intelligence: 21

Fashion: 61

Friendliness: 6

Training: |||

Job: TV Reporter

Scott: As it would appear, your intellect is not high enough to teach the younglings of this stupid country.

Zack: Rude!

Kiki: Yeah, well...yeah.

Zack: Way to accept insults, Kiki.

Kiki: What do you suggest I do? Attack him?

Zack: That'd be cool.

Scott: Scott recommends against this.

Kiki: Say, where's Fleur?

Fridge: She's over here, next to me.

Kiki: Okay...

Fridge: She's fine.

Spiffle: *floats in* Say my sweet playfellows, how's the day going for you all?

Zack: Spiffle, stop.

Spiffle: OKAY!

Scott: Why do you ask of him to stop the smart?

Zack: Because I thought it would be a good idea at the time.

Spiffle: NEVER AGAIN WILL I SMACK A BERRY!

DUN DUN DUN! Random cutoff!

~Zack// (Spaz)

 

[zacksims123]

Hey fellows.

I am so...happy right now. You wanna know why?

...no?

I don't care, I'm sharing anyway!

I GOT FLAPPING FAN MAIL!!!

ME! MY CRUDDY LITTLE LOG!

From a new user named Kittetchi!

Omg u added me as a friend! I love ur log and its ur first one as well!!! Keep on going with the omglolzers!!!!

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So, yeah. Go be friends. With Kittetchi.

*cough*

THERE WAS NO POINT TO THIS UPDATE EXCEPT TO SHARE MY JOY WITH YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

~Zack// (jittery)

 

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NOTHING'S CHANGED I'M JUST A LIL' BORED!

Oh yeah, a good friend of mine has started a log. Her name is sweetpea.

https://www.tamatalk.com/IB/topic/183638-sweetpeas-log/

Here's a bonus thing:

Scott: I am beginning to feel the interest in the ladies.

Kiki: With that accent, it'll be hard to find love here...

Scott: I desire you to die.

Kiki: Rude!

Scott: Is not rude, is telling of truths.

Kiki: WHY CAN'T YOU GO GET MARRIED AND LEAVE?

Scott: I want to find the right woman for me.

Kiki: Like a horrible care nobody?

Scott: WOW! That was downright hurtful!

Kiki: I don't care. You're such a jerk.

Scott: We are coming out with lots of newfound truths, are we not.

Kiki: Screw off...

Scott: I will not be screwing the off.

Kiki: YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

Scott: I am feeling very unencouraged by this entire conversation.

Kiki: Because you are a loser with a tie.

Scott: NOBODY INSULTS MY NECKTIE! I AM NOT CARING IF YOU POKE FUN OF ME, BUT TIE IS SACRED!

Kiki: I don't care!

Scott: Eat a sticky, old popsicle.

Kiki: Maybe I will!

Scott: ...I don't like you very much.

Kiki: *Scott impression* I am not caring!

Scott: Poshel na khuy! Vy glupy shlyukha!

Kiki: I don't understand your stupid language...

Scott: I am not caring!

See you guys.

~Zack// (my russian is rusty)

 

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CAN I JUST SAY THAT A LOT HAPPENED TODAY?

No?

Well, it did.

Here goes. *deep inhale*

Scott got married to a Kunoitchi. It was swell. So they're all happy and such.

Kiki left last night. So Fleur is now here and also is a Mizutamatchi.

And now... For the feature presentation...

*drumroll*

My Angel has been started up again!

Please welcome Potate IV!

Yep. We've gone through three Potate's alreaty... I suck at bad care.

Tama-Go White 2

Name: Scott

Species: Necktietchi

Age: 6

Training: ||||||

Friendship: 3/7

V4 Orange with Red Spots

Name: Fleur

Species: Mizutamatchi

Age: 0

Intelligence: 0

Fashion: 0

Friendliness: 0

Training: |

Job: Preschooler

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Name: Potate IV

Species: Obaketchi

Age: 0

AP: 3

Deeds: |||

Scott: I am quite glad Kiki has left.

Fleur: Excuse me? That's my mom...

Scott: Sorry sweet of pies, your mom was suka.

Fleur: What's that?

Scott: Purchase Russian to English dictionary.

Fleur: I'm so confused...

Fridge: YOU DON'T EAT MUCH AND YOU'RE QUIET? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Fleur: I...love you too, refrigerator?

Fridge: Please. Call me Fridge.

Fleur: Okay.

Potate: Hey. Hey guys. I'm a ghost. BOO.

Zack: I didn't know babies could talk!

Potate: I'm an angel. It's an exception thingy-ma-bob.

Zack: I see.

Scott: So you are dead P2, yes?

Potate: YEP! My owner took me to school and got me confiscitated-

Zack: Confiscitated? Wouldn't it be confiscated?

Potate: ...Shut up.

Zack: What kind of idiot gets their tamas confiscated at school?

Scott: You got me confisc-

Zack: What kind of idiot indeed...?

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

~Zack// (I love you, angel...)

 

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Potate IV just evolved into Maruten and instantly fell asleep.

So, yeah. Nothing new happened besides that.

Meow.

Tama-Go White 2

Name: Scott

Species: Necktietchi

Age: 6

Training: ||||||

Friendship: 3/7

V4 Orange with Red Spots

Name: Fleur

Species: Mizutamatchi

Age: 0

Intelligence: 0

Fashion: 0

Friendliness: 0

Training: |

Job: Preschooler

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Name: Potate IV

Species: Maruten

Age: 1

AP: 3

Deeds: |||

Zack: Why is it so quiet?

Fridge: The tamas are all asleep.

Zack: I do enjoy some sweet silence.

Spiffle: MY TRACHEA IS ON FIRE! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Zack: Well, that was jarring.

Spiffle: MY TRACHEA!

Zack: It's okay, Spiffle. You don't have a trachea. You are a cloud of gas. It was just a nightmare.

Spiffle: *gasping* Oh. Okay.

Fridge: I want to digest silence.

I'm eating bold flavored Chex Mix, and it's amazing.

~Zack// (Worcestershire?)

 

[zacksims123]

7000 views! Yay!

I gotta say guys, I'm feeling pretty confident that I'm going to finally get Takoten on the Angel.

LONG TERM GOAL FOR ANGEL:

Get all of the characters!!!

So far: Obaketchi, Maruten, Kodoten, Kuriten, and Futagotenshi.

Current Goal: Taraten (OK Care in the Bad Care Branch)

Tama-Go White 2

Name: Scott

Species: Necktietchi

Age: 7

Training: ||||||

Friendship: 3/7

 

V4 Orange with Red Spots

Name: Fleur

Species: Mizutamatchi

Age: 0

Intelligence: 0

Fashion: 1

Friendliness: 0

Training: ||

Job: Preschooler

 

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Name: Potate IV

Species: Maruten

Age: 2

AP: 0

Deeds: |||

Potate: I wanna eat a buncha sandwich.

Spiffle: A WHOLE BUNCHA?

Potate: Ha! That's more than I can say for you!

Spiffle: Oh you! I'll show you what for ya!

Zack: Watching them have a conversation is like trying to use Sheer Cold. Or Fissure. Or Guillotine.

Fleur: Excuse me... I don't know what that means...

Zack: Well, it means that it's completely frustrating.

Fleur: Oh. Well, I agree. ^_^

Zack: You're so adorable.

Fridge: MINE!

Zack: You're so possessive...

I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY.

~Zack// (https://www.youtube.c...pazOutProGAMING)

 

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Well unfortuneately, Potate IV just evolved into Kodoten. Just like Potates 1 and 3.

I'm typing this from school. So shhhhhhhhhh.

ONTO GINJIROTENSHI!

Let's do an experiment. I always turn the lights off at night. I should fix that. Bad care is nearly IMPOSSIBLE on the angel. I got this, though.

Tama-Go White 2

Name: Scott

Species: Necktietchi

Age: 7

Training: ||||||

Friendship: 3/7

 

V4 Orange with Red Spots

Name: Fleur

Species: Mizutamatchi

Age: 0

Intelligence: 0

Fashion: 1

Friendliness: 0

Training: ||

Job: Preschooler

 

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Name: Potate IV

Species: Kodoten

Age: 3

AP: 0

Deeds: |||

Potate: THE TEACHER'S GONNA KILL ME!!

Zack: Be quiet! She can here you beeping!

Potate: Fine. Mute me then.

Zack: Right after this post, I will.

Potate: Eep! I hate being muted. It makes it hard to eat pie.

Zack: I almost feed you no pie.

Potate: I'm fully aware!

Zack: It's nothing personal. It's just that I really want Taraten.

Potate: You're a monster.

Zack: You're an angel.

Potate: Drat! You win.

Zack: Ha.

Potate: It's fine, because I wanted to be Taraten anyway.

Zack: Well, too late now. If I can get you to Ginjirotenshi, then I will have enough confidence to get your next incarnate to Takoten!

Potate: You lost me.

Zack: That's not hard to do.

Potate: What?

Zack: Nothing.

Potate: SHH! Teacher's coming!

Zack: *gasp*

*changes tabs*

Zack: Phew!

Potate: That was close.

Zack: I'll say.

Potate: No, I will!

Zack: It's a-

Potate: I WILL!

Zack: *sigh* I really hope you don't become a Kuriten. All that Angel Power would make you crazy...

Potate: Nyeh.

Zack: OH GOLLY GEE WILLEKERS!

Gotta go, guys. Stay in school kids.

~Zack// (shhhhhhhh)

 

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Hey guys! I feel so good!

So, Potate IV's experiment went quite well. Keeping the lights on seemed to be enough to make him a Ginjirotenshi.

In other news, Kittetchi has started up a log - and according to the log, INSPIRED BY MINE.

She makes my day. EVERY DAY.

https://www.tamatalk.com/IB/topic/183683-kittetchis-tama-log/

It starts better than mine does. For sure.

"Hey guys i have a v4.5 and a v5 oh god danny killed sen what shame now shes his girlfrend name who cares."

Also, in honor of my 7000 views, here is a picture!~

Yes, I'm aware the words are backwards. It's every single Tama I've ever raised - from Kron to Potate IV. IN ORDER.

Also it includes Spiffle and Fridge. Oh yeah, Scott had a baby. Her name is going to be Pon!

Oh, and Fleur's an Ichigotchi. Her teacher is Mr. Canvas. So she got a nipple.

Tama-Go White 2

Name: Scott and Pon

Species: Necktietchi and Nekotchi

Age: 9

Training: ||||||

Friendship: 2/7

 

V4 Orange with Red Spots

Name: Fleur

Species: Ichigotchi

Age: 1

Intelligence: 0

Fashion: 1

Friendliness: 6

Training: |||

Job: Schooling

 

Tamagotchi Angel Bluish with Silver Wings

Name: Potate IV

Species: Ginjirotenshi

Age: 5

AP: 70

Deeds: ||||||

Potate: Hey guys, I sure am blue.

Fleur: ...?

Scott: What?

Potate: *looks expectantly as if he told a joke*

Zack: Potate, stop.

Potate: WELL GEE THAT'S okay I'll just go get a sip of water. *leaves*

Fleur: ...Oh.

Fridge: HE'S DRINKING MY WATER!

Zack: I'm confused. BETTER PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE!

Scott: You are the stupid.

Zack: It's a Pokemon joke.

Fleur: ...So we wouldn't understand, right?

Zack: Yeah. You wouldn't.

Potate: Guys, as it would turn out, water is not blue.

Zack: So, I watched the Tigger Movie at school today.

Fleur: Yes?

Zack: Turns out it's the most magical movie ever.

Scott: I was already aware of this.

No, I'm serious.

~Zack// (pffffft)

 

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I FINALLY GOT TARATEN.

 

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Y'know, this entire log is really embarassing to read through. But boy howdy, it sure is long. What the heck is wrong with me?

Whatever the case, I started my Tama-Go back up. Little girl hatched out and her name is Kimi.

What a cutie. She evolved into Belltchi before too long and she's now just hopping about her room, looking pleased.

I guess we'll aim for perfect care.

-Salad (yeah thats me now.)

PS: I'm sorry anyone ever had to read this log... Reminds me of the "random XDD" kids of 2006. Bleh.

Here's to a new year of logging, eh?