Best Turkey Recipe Ever :3

Hope everyone has a great Turkey Day and gets their fill of good food xP

Just thought I'd share a bit of Turkey Day humor with everyone, lol.

Best way to cook a turkey :3

1. Go buy a turkey

2. Take a drink of whiskey

3. Put turkey in the oven

4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

5. Set the degrees to 375 ovens

6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

7. Turn oven the on

8. Take 4 whisks of drinky

9. Turk the bastey

10. Whiskey another bottle of get

11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer

12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

14. Take the oven out of the turkey

15. Take the oven out of the turkey

16. Floor the turkey up off the pick

17. Turk the carvey

18. Get yourself another scottle of botch

19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Happy Turkey Day everyone!

If you guys have any humorous or stupid stories, jokes or anything feel free to share XD After all, this is the "season of giving", lol.

That's awesome XD

XD

XDD Wtbh.

Haha that was hilarious. XD FTW.

Funny. xD

haha, that's pretty good.

I like the scottle of botch. xD

XDDDDDDDDD

That made me laugh so hard xD

"Take 4 whisks of drinky"



Oh, and random holiday jokes:

"Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar

Santa drives a rusty car

Press the starter

Press the choke

Off he goes in a cloud of smoke."

"Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric."

"Christmas in New York is always interesting. Seeing carolers dressed in Bermuda shorts...groping their way through the smog singing: "It came upon a midnight clear".

These are all Christmas though

That's veeeeeeeeeeeeeery cool =3