Sweet Kandi
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Hope everyone has a great Turkey Day and gets their fill of good food xP
Just thought I'd share a bit of Turkey Day humor with everyone, lol.
Best way to cook a turkey :3
1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degrees to 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
7. Turn oven the on
8. Take 4 whisks of drinky
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the turkey
16. Floor the turkey up off the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
Happy Turkey Day everyone!
If you guys have any humorous or stupid stories, jokes or anything feel free to share XD After all, this is the "season of giving", lol.
Just thought I'd share a bit of Turkey Day humor with everyone, lol.
Best way to cook a turkey :3
1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degrees to 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
7. Turn oven the on
8. Take 4 whisks of drinky
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the turkey
16. Floor the turkey up off the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
Happy Turkey Day everyone!
If you guys have any humorous or stupid stories, jokes or anything feel free to share XD After all, this is the "season of giving", lol.