Inside jokes

So.. got any inside jokes with your friends?

Wanna share them? Its probably not gonna make sense to other people cause its an INSIDE joke, but whatever.

Here's a random one:

Me and my friend were messing up my friends work sheet when my other friend went to ask the teacher a question.

The sheet:

They dont do plan drugs

Yes, its stupid, but that's just the way i am =]

Yes.

Sex, Drugs & Smashface.

Its all things I don't wish to explain.

I got like a million inside jokes with my brother..

Here's some:

''Gumbercules, I love that guy''

''Eeeeeeeeeer''

''Salame''

Friends' jokes:

Maria's:

''Moos''

Jen's:

''The yellow school bus will get youuuu''

''I fell....again...''

Sarah's:

-InappropriateSoWillNotShare-

I have more, but they're either in-appropriate or I cant be bothered writing them.

"Freestylin' Unicorn Bookstealing Friends (?)" - Me + Tony.

"Yesh, XD" - Me + Ksenia.

"Internet Safety.." - Me + Michelle, Me + FeeBee.

"You're a piece of ayarse!" - Me + Richard.

"MARIAAAA.." Me + Ms Conry.

"Jacob's Diamond = Our bronze.. no, TIN!" Me + Kevin.

"The gorgeous 4 some" Me + Michelle + Ksenia + FeeBee.

"Go eat yourself then?" - Alice

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"I can't post a picture of myself as a cat!" -Katya

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Amyy: *hands note* Note said: I failed my speling test.

Me: *replies* Spelling has two 'l's , I can see why you failed.

Ah, almost too many to list. xD

Me+Ksenia: Twins for life. ::]

Me+Ahlex: The world WILL run on chocolate sauce. <3

Me+Kat: We stalk holes, and holes stalk us.

Me+Krysteh: 'Nuff said. And you're not the screamy fangirl type. <3

Me+Desy+Feebee+Krystal: Clumsy FTW!

Me+Beth: CRAYONS!!

Me+Shayna: Principals and stalkers work as one. xD

Me+Nikkeh: Don't poke squirrels with sticks. Or people.

And I'll leave out the more *cough* inappropriate insiders.

Ah, what would I do without you guys?

Mine are a tad inappropriate for this site xD

I'm sure there's some certain people in TT that will understand this one ;D

Cake. With Alliex in it.

School:

"My birdie didn't come back!"

"The gumball machine in the girls washroom" XDDDDD

"Edward Ross, he was a great little ruler."

What kind of duck are you?

;]

• I'm gonna go get some BEARD with honey (TamaChat joke)

• ZOMG HI GUY IN THE CORNER!!!!!!!!

• I swear principals and stalkers are united (bratztroxg+me)

• Numa Numa yay Rabbi Browd is gay today

• Apple pie =D

• Purple headed yogurt slinger

Band:

"G is between.. A and Z!" [George on enharmonics. ._.]

"Why is everyone laughing at me?? D:" [George on absolute silence..]

"Oh, you want to se my instrument, Alex?" [inaapropiate... xD. Brian on frogetting his instrument.]

"Can I use this gorde[That pumpkin type veggie] as a timpani mallet?"[Jaymir on finding a GORDE in the auditorium.]

Chorus:

"No ducks in the piano, please." xDD [Ms.Tengood... on ducks and pianos..?]

Jazz:

"YOUR A EVIL, LITTLE GIRL. D:<" [Miller on me.. ._. I told him he was a good person...]

"If you get three strikes, I'll have to give you a spanking." [Rachel on Meghan and Miller. ._.]

"Some people aren't following along.. *coughtrumpetscough*." [Mr.Hanna on the trumpets]

"GREAT JOB SAXOPHONES!!!!" [Mr.Hanna on the first day of Jazz band, when the Saxophones forogt to play.]

"Trumpets use reeds." [Trumpet section on clarinet reeds]

"You have reeds in your ears, Rachel." [Mr.H on Rachel using reeds.]

"BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DANCE RACH!"

"Markus..." "Marcus."

"I DUN WANNA!!" [Marcus on the Beetles song were playing "I wanna hold your hand.""

"Manny! [babbles silently]" [Marcus talking to Manny like those cheap chinese movies. xD]

"Marcusa." [Lauren on Marcus, to identify Markus and... Marcus.]

"Haaaiiirrcutt 8D"

"Give. Me. Your. Spelling Book."

"Because she's doinn the cracks."

"DON'T TOUCH ME!"

"I most definately am not a perv."

"How's Fran in Italy?"

This was a joke I made to a guy I hate.

Guy: No one seems to have ears because they don't listen anymore

Me: Oh yeah? *Points to ears* Then what are these? Buttholes?!

Kids: HAHAHHAHAHHA

Yeah. xD

"ATTENTION DUELISTS! MY HAIR IS ABOUT TO FALCON PAUNCH YOU!" *Pokes someone*

Simple. Tell me where BOTH catchphrases are from, and you get a cookie.

"AHAHAHA cat AHAHAHA ceiling fan AHAHAHA it's some screwed up shet."

My excuse for not paying attention in math. xD

1. ''Shaun, Andy and Bradie = Us [A.K.A. Short Stack]'' - Sarah, Jen and Me.

2. ''SAB'' - Sarah, Jen and Me.

3. Me: ''What would you rather see, a parrot or a koala?''

Sarah: ''A carrot''

- Me and Sarah.

4. ''Raptor friends, HOORAH!'' - Me, Jen, Sarah, Devon and Xanthia.

5. ''Informason'' - Me, Jen and Sarah.

6. ''Traceing paper'' - Me and Jen.

7. *Puts up the peace sign backwards* *Does speech mark actions* - Me and Jen.

Epic slut - Ash.

Socks! - All of my mateys.

Good Lauren and Bad Lauren - The two Laurens

My umbrella and my dead brother - Me and anyone else who commented on the fact I was completely drenched.

CABBAGE!!! - Bad Lauren.

Saddle the Paedophile.

I'm sure there's some certain people in TT that will understand this one ;DCake. With Alliex in it.

School:

"My birdie didn't come back!"

"The gumball machine in the girls washroom" XDDDDD

"Edward Ross, he was a great little ruler."

Click to expand...

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"Gatorade!"- Me and Lizzie

"L is hungry!"- Me and Savannah

"That makes Obama very happy."- Me and Lizzie

"Can I have.... details?" - Me and Savannah

there's more but my brain is dead right now... O.e

"Waffles!"

"Buttnugget."

"Thankies rhymes with hankies!"

"Economoney~!"

...and various others/