Maybe you are getting the meme family all the time because...
1. They think its funny, and laugh at you, like this---> :D :D :P
2. They don't like the way you treat them, and they don't like you.----> ;) :wacko: :ph34r:
3. or you have the meme curse!! ---> :(...
Try taking a picture of your tama, not close up or anything, upload the file to your computer, and open it in paint/photoshop/gimp. Then zoom in as much as you can. Take a screenshot of the enlarged picture, and print it out. Is that what you meant?