1,000,000 things to do with a spork!

[~ShaeKitty~]

Welcome to 1 million things to do with a spork! I hope we can make it to a million!

Here are the rules:

1.) Please please PLEASE number your reason thingeys so that we can keep track!

2.) Plz put only up to 2 reasons per fast reply

3.) Number it (just makin sure u know)

4.) Post replies ONLY on the spork-thing

Thank you! ^.^

I'll start:

1. Dress it up to make a spork puppet!

 

[Ichigotchi101]

What's a spork?

 

[*CjPirate*]

ditto.

 

[electric.COMA]

What's a spork?

Spork

It's a mix between a spoon and a fork.

Anyways,

2. Fling corn at people using the spork.

 

[*CjPirate*]

3. Hunt ur enemy down with a spork

 

[safest]

Here's one I bet no one thought of:

Eat with it?

 

[Rock_0ut]

Change sp(oon)(f)ork -to- f(ork)(sp)oon

Change Spork to Foon.

 

[PrincessIchigotchiTamagotchi1777]

Here's one I bet no one thought of:
Eat with it?

shouldn't yours be number 4?

Anyway, 5. reach over and poke the person in front of you.

 

[cecib]

6. Pretend it is a lightsaber.

7. Dare your friend to eat the spork

Cecib

 

[pachirisu_rocks]

8. Pull down the middle two spiky-thingies and pretend it's Batman

 

[*CjPirate*]

9.Stick in he road lol

A spork stuck in the road

Y'know that song?

 

[Diamond-Phantoms]

10: Stick it up your nose XP

11: Put it inside Jello!

 

[.:Puma:.]

12. Use it as a backscratcher.

 

[•Apologize•]

13. Date it to make your bf/gf jealous.

14. Marry it to make your gf/bf really jealous.

15. Kiss it in front of your gf/bf.

16. After marrying it, divorce it and expect your gf/bf to forgive you.

 

[NeverEnding A.B.Y.S.S.]

17. Stab a piece of paper with it to take out anger.

 

[PrincessIchigotchiTamagotchi1777]

18. make your pet learn to eat with it

 

[violetchi_garden]

19. dig 50 miles into the earth with it XD

:furawatchi:

 

[Ichigotchi101]

20. put a mini waffel on it and try to make it hit the ceiling fan (while it's turning!)

 

[megaman23]

Flush it down the toilet.

 

[~ShaeKitty~]

22. Use it as a microphone! la la la la la! ^.^