1,000,000 things to do with a spork!

[FurubaGrl88]

23. Tie yarn on it 2 make it a spork-kite-yarn-thing

 

[wildcat_gal_101]

24. Poke Miley Cyrus' eye out.

I believe that would be a good thing.

 

[Locky458]

ROFL, such evil.

25. Play "unguard" with it.

 

[FurubaGrl88]

26. Throw it @ ur crush to c if he'll talk to u. (i did sumthing like that but i threw a quarter and it didn't work)

 

[~ShaeKitty~]

^^^^^ LOLz!!!!!! I'LL talk 2 him 4 u since we're twins!!! (hehe jk!)

27. Dip it in ketchup and yell "AHHH BLOOD!"

 

[Goggle-Face]

28. Dont make a silly comment about it in a topic called "1,000,000 things to do with a spork!" on a website called TamaTalk. But we all know none of that exsist, right?

 

[FurubaGrl88]

29. Throw 15,000 of them at the Jonas brothers

 

[ParentGuardian]

30.) Use it and other inanimate objects to create Frankentensil, and bring it to life using Dishwater raincloud lightning. Realize you forgot its brain, and tell your hunchback assistant to go find one at the nearest diner. When he returns, make it smart, but evil. Then watch as it turns against you and a mob comes to your house. Shout to the mob, "It's only, like, 8 inches tall, you idiots."

31.) Eat it (I've done that, but only a plastic one)

:3 nya

 

[.Randomness]

32. glue red crumpled construction paper too the spoon/fork part, wrap green paper around the handle,call it a rose, give it to ur unsuspecting crush then POKE HIM! MWA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! (YES I AM A GIRL!!!)

 

[.Randomness]

33. JAM IT INTO UR VCR

 

[x.Open]

34. Throw it at a monkey (They do not enjoy that...)

 

[.Randomness]

35. Stab a piece of cheese!

 

[x.Open]

36. Throw it at a performer at a school play or concert.

 

[.Randomness]

37. Tape it to your head. then,head-butt people

 

[x.Open]

38. Throw it into the ocean.

 

[illiey12]

39. Eat pork with the spork!

 

[x.Ryancloud]

40. Stab someone D:<

 

[.Randomness]

42. Draw a dinosaur smiley on the spoon-part, put it in cement, let it dry, then bring it to a museum and say "OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND,A DINOSAUR SPORK!"

 

[Sleepinggirl]

43.Burry it under ground

 

[Christail Ghostie~*]

44. Put 2 sporks inbetween your fingers and pretend you're X-Men people.

45. For stabbing someone.