1001 things NOT to do to a computer

[pachirisu_rocks]

58.Throw a Pikakip at it

 

[lainabug01]

59. punch the screen out

60. pour sour milk on it

61. feed it to a lion

 

[.:ILikeCheese:...]

62:smash its screen and sit on it(ouch?)

 

[Pikakip]

63: Eat it with tea and cookies

64: Make it suffer... school.

 

[Skyway Avenue]

65. Serenade it

66. Throw it off a ten story building

67. Throw a walkie talkie at it

 

[The_Leila_Bunny]

68: Make-out with it.

69: Smash an aeroplane into the "tower".

70: Put a diaper on it and try to feed it milk through the USB port.

71: Press every single key on the keyboard at once.

72: Try to feed it cheese through the CD drive.

73: Dress it in a tie and take it to work.

 

[Tamaland_Kitty_Kat]

74: Give it to your dog for a treat XD

 

[>...Missbehave...<]

75: Let my cat Floyd sit on it (he'll squash it)

76: Take it to the school prom

77: Eat it on toast (sounds yummy though!)

78: Let my little five year old sister near it.

 

[pachirisu_rocks]

79.Make it jealous by buying a new, better laptop

80."Accidently" drop it into the toilet

81. Marry it

 

[The_Leila_Bunny]

OFF TOPIC - (Nice ones Pachirisu. Jealousy is really the key. xD)

82: Try to drive it.

83: Play runescape on it. (Seriously, the game wrecks your computer.) xDDDD

 

[pachirisu_rocks]

84. Hmmm Marry the laptop then dvorse then marry the computer

 

[blue_husky]

don't throuh pie at it

 

[Tamaland_Kitty_Kat]

Poke it with a stick. XD

 

[pachirisu_rocks]

87.Make it watch Charlie and the Chocolate Facotory!!!! Seriously that's toture! XD

 

[madi2]

58. Send yourslef an email virus with it

 

[pachirisu_rocks]

89. Make it look at Porygonlord it will explode!!! BOOM!!![SIZE=8pt]tinkle tinkle tinkle[/SIZE]

 

[Shining Starlight]

Why does everyone hate porygonlord?

I just like to know why...

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90: Try to feed it cookies

91: Throw beach balls at it 999 times

92: Make it read spam till it IMPLODES

93: Throw rocks at it

94: Throw phones at it

95: Eject it into space

96: Eject it to the sun

97: Drop it off the roof

98:Throw it on the roof

99: Put it in the washing

100!! : Throw bags of money at it

 

[Tamaland_Kitty_Kat]

101: Pour smelly prune juice on it XD

 

[Shining Starlight]

102: Get my insain cat into the same room with the computer. Bye, Bye computer...

 

[lainabug01]

103. give it to my 4 year old brother.

104. put it in a car compactor

105. play michal jackson on it.....

106. kiss it till it shorts out

107. eat the power plugs

108. download a free hypercam(1 word... VIRUS')

109. put catipillars on it (0_o)

110. put a magnent on the screen (Just don't....)