Academy For Villians

[v3v3v3]

Allie followed, "So what do you do for fun besides teaching?"

Darrel smiled, and put his arm around her, "Ferris wheels are so cool, huh?"

 

[spongebobiac]

"Whatever I want."

Lori cuddled up next to him, "Yeah, they are. I wonder how long it takes to build one..."

 

[v3v3v3]

"Like what?"

Darrel thought for a second, "Do you think they build them with a giant machine? Or do people have to like, use giant ladders?"

Although Darrel is not as dumb as Dixie, that does not mean he is smart.

 

[spongebobiac]

"Parties. Reading. Making coffee. I make awesome coffee."

"There's no such thing as a ferris-wheel-making-machine." Lori said.

 

[v3v3v3]

"You should make me some, then." Allie said, "I could make you some of my special alcoholic drinks for you in return."

"Aw, really? That'd be pretty awesome." He smiled, "You know what'd be awesomer?"

 

[spongebobiac]

"Your drinks are weird, Allie."

"Hm? What would be?"

 

[v3v3v3]

"Aw, have you ever tried one? I can make one without crazy stuff." Allie said.

"If someone had a ferris wheel making power! They could take over the world with ferris wheels!"

 

[spongebobiac]

"Eh. Okay. But if I die, that's on you."

Lori stared at him.

 

[v3v3v3]

"Oh come on, I wouldn't kill my own mother." Allie smiled.

"...You don't think so?"

 

[spongebobiac]

"Not on purpose, at least."

"It... doesn't sound... very... useful? Practical?"

 

[v3v3v3]

"I'll just put like, hot sauce and lemon in it. It's good. No gasoline or lighter fluid, I promise."

"Yeah, but crushing your enemies with a giant ferris wheel could be useful."

 

[spongebobiac]

"That sounds really strange." Terra said.

"I'll take your word for it, I guess."

 

[v3v3v3]

"It's really good. You've never tried it."

"If I have a kid, I hope they have ferris wheel powers." Darrel laughed.

 

[spongebobiac]

"With good reason."

Lori wanted to know who he thought the mom was going to be. She blinked, "Maybe it'd be a better idea to just name him Ferris."

 

[v3v3v3]

Allie crossed her arms, "Hey, just cause I make some weird drinks, doesn't mean they're bad or deadly."

"Oh, I like that!" Darrel smiled, "I'll do that, then."

 

[spongebobiac]

"Well it seems gross. Prove me wrong."

Lori laughed, "Alright."

 

[v3v3v3]

"After this you're going to my dorm then."

Darrel smiled, "If you had a kid, what'd you name it?"

 

[spongebobiac]

"We can just go there now. I'm not really in a fighting mood."

"Hm. I don't know. I never really thought about it." Lori pondered.

 

[v3v3v3]

"Okay then." Allie shrugged, and started walking.

Darrel waited for her to answer.

 

[spongebobiac]

Terra walked with her.

Lori shrugged, "I really have no idea."