Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[It`s Teri]

Because you kissed Mametchi too much and he kicked it.

Why do I love Canada (This guy) so much?

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Because he is a Teri magnet and he likes you.

Why is Canada NOT mine?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because he's mine! Duh!

Why haven't I watched Hetalia yet?

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Because you're too busy watching Canada instead.

Why is my internet connection so slow?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because a rat ate it.

What is happening?!

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

You are getting Canada, that's what's happening!

Where did Canada go?

 

[It`s Teri]

He's been there the whole time. You just don't notice him. SHAME ON YOU!

So... Why do you keep asking me these questions?

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Because you keep answering them.

Why is Teri obsessed with Canada?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because I am allowed to be! SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP!!!! xD j/k

Why did I say that?

 

[Violetchi luv]

Because you are crazy.

Why do I like Super Paper Mario so much?

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Because he's made out of paper and paper is so cool!

Why does Violetchi luv want to marry Lovelitchi when THEY ARE BOTH GIRLS!?

 

[Violetchi luv]

Because Violetchi is secretly gay.

Why do I not like verichips (human microchips)?

 

[Orandatchi]

Because you don't like them.

Why am I eating Skittles?

 

[Violetchi luv]

because you are.

Why am I playing My Sims when I could be playing Super Paper Mario?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because Sims is epic!

Why am I obsessed with Hetalia?

 

[jasen221]

Because I'm in boylove with Jeremy Sumpter.

WHY AM I IN BOYLOVE WITH JEREMY SUMPTER

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Because pigs are flying.

Why are pigs flying?

 

[jasen221]

Because they are tired of everyone doubting them.

Why do we live in a world where a chicken can't cross a road without its motives being questioned?

 

[Violetchi luv]

we just do

Why do I like homestuck so much?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because I like Hetalia

Who wants a brownie?