Corrupt-a-wish foundation

[Snowfang]

It breaks. No refunds.

I wish my dog didn't have flies on her.

 

[.:Charm:.]

Flies, ticks, fleas, locusts, ants, mosquitoes, and beetles all attack her.

I wish to get an early last day of school!

 

[jazzysaysyarr]

granted, but its held on a saturday at normal schooling time.

i wish i had today off from work like i was supossed to D:

 

[Funky~Lemon]

You get no moneeyy.

I wish Mt Ds was fully charged.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

You wish doesn't ghet granted O:

O wish I could meet all my TT friends

 

[Funky~Lemon]

Onleh MEE!

I wished I could go to the movie tonight.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

It's a movie you find boring

I wish I had some Hama beads to hew 8D

 

[Funky~Lemon]

They don't Exist!

I wish for an awesome avvie

 

[.tee.hee...x]

You get my avvie instead

I wish to pet another llama

 

[Funky~Lemon]

I STEAL THE LLAMA

I wish Beteh won't be mad

 

[Kayte Kathy Katrina]

She's mad.

I wish Nobody would reply to my roleplays.

 

[Funky~Lemon]

THey don't

I wish you were more RaNDoM!

 

[Tomato-kun]

Well i'm already random.

I wish i got rid of my stupid Barbie backpack!

 

[Medicham12]

Granted but u get a Dora one.

I wish pie tasted like hobos.

 

[Funky~Lemon]

*Hobo steals pie*

I wish we don't die in 2012

 

[Tomato-kun]

NASA was wrong!

Turns out that we will be eaten by barbie in 2012!

and i wish dora would die

 

[jazzysaysyarr]

she dies,

but now shes a super zombie D:

[with the keys to yor house]

i wish i didnt run out of cigarettes u_u

[kids, dont smoke D<]

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

The whole world runs out of cigarettes >

I wish I had lots of fun things to do!

 

[jazzysaysyarr]

you think you do,

but they really arent that fun /:

i wish i had a drink ;;

my throat is so dry x_o

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

The drink makes your throat drier D:

I wish I had a bird :]