Corrupt-a-wish foundation

[Starfire.]

You sleep forever.

I wish I could speed post.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

You post uber slow

I wish I could speak another language!

 

[Starfire.]

I steal all that knowledge. xD

I wish I had a lot of moneh.

 

[Hamtarofan101]

the money burns when you touch it.

i want people to text me more.

 

[Funky~Lemon]

Your fingers fall off

I wish for Toast<333333

 

[RawryCakes.x]

Your toast is burnt and gives you cancer.

I wish for a cure for cancer xD

 

[Starfire.]

You get cancer and die before the cure is found! D:

Rest in Peace, Weiwei.

xD

I wish I had some food.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

Your mum poisoned the food.

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish

 

[Selia]

Wish glitch: You don't get any wish at all for being a bit confusing!

I wish a new folder I can use in school.

 

[Starfire.]

I steal it. [i steal everything xD.]

I wish I had some tasty vitamins.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

You get tasty vitamins, but you take them with the gross Brands stuff, so the taste covers the vitamin tast

I wish for new glasses

 

[CJL Panther]

Glasses explode :0

I wish for a free buy at Ebay ;D

 

[RawryCakes.x]

The only thing you can buy for free is a piece of useless blank paper.

I wish I would stop dropping things

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

You never drop anything, because they are super glued to you.

I wish for a trip around the world!

 

[RawryCakes.x]

You get to do so on a boat, and if you are not already, you now have seasickness

I wish I had easymac.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

ITS EXPIRED!

I wish for everyone around me not to be mad at me.

 

[Funky~Lemon]

They become ferious! D<

I wish for corn 83

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

It's cold.

I wish for Batman.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

You get Wonder Woman

I wish for a pet llama

 

[Starfire.]

Your llama turns into a duck xD.

I wish I had a duck!