Corrupt-a-wish foundation

[X.Raven]

You get it but it is stolen from you

I wish for peace and quiet

 

[Funky~Lemon]

Your mom is an at home daycare worker

I wish for my dang sidekick ALREADY!!!

 

[X.Raven]

Your sidekick is very foolish and never listens to you

I wish for a new t-shirt

 

[RawryCakes.x]

It's very old, but technically its new for you.

I wish I could solve the tetris cube...

 

[X.Raven]

You do but then you get amnesia and forget how

I wish I had mountain dew

 

[Selia]

You only get the can.

I wish this wish was corrupted.

 

[x.Catwoman]

The wish gets messed up, instead of the word corrupted >

I wish I could see the future

 

[Brainy]

You see the future, but the future you see, doesn't exactly come true.

I wish that I could be the smartest person in the whole wide world.

 

[TearfulClouds]

All your facts are false.

I wish for twelve birds.

 

[Brainy]

All of the 12 birds peck at your nose,

I wish that Bandi came over to Australia, Sydney, and lived with me.

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

Bandai goes to the Moon. xD

I wish I was a singer O_O

 

[.tee.hee...x]

You get pelted with tomatos when you sing

I wish I had a microphone

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

Your microphone makes you sound weird.

I wish I had a corrupted wish.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

The wish ois not corrupted

I wish for another baby sister

 

[.:Nightsong:.]

You get one, but she runes away

I wish for a new clock

 

[RawryCakes.x]

^ it moves backwards [Like Benjamin Button]

I wish I had juice...

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

The juice spills on you xD

I wish I could kick my sister.

 

[#1actress]

Your sister kicks you back

I wish my boyfriend would buy me flowers

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

Your boyfriend buys you a ring instead [O:]

I wish I had webcam.

 

[Brainy]

You had your webcam, but somehow, the glass is broken.

I wish that I could be so rich in my whole life for ever and ever!