Dear (Insert Name Here),

[+[ b r u t a l ]+]

Dear Self;;

Does it help that you yell at inanimate objects?

I don't think it does.

- Clara.

 

[Goggle-Face]

Dear Alfred,

It's the fourth of oh who cares England sure doesn't.

Happy birthday~!

- Canadian.

 

[+[ b r u t a l ]+]

Dear Alfred;;

Happy Birthday ! <3

- At Your Brothers' House.

 

[Tamatoshu2]

Dear self,

You. Are. An. Idiot.

- someone who knows you all too well.

Dear Mom,

How could you not let me have that last cookie? Talk about meeeeeaaaan!

-Salsa

Dear Self,

No more Monsters for you. You're way too hyper.

- Someone who knows you all too well.

 

[Try Honesty]

Dear guy i like:

ur frickin' hottt @_@

-Aprilmuffins

 

[`Krystal]

Dear Stomach,

Stop hurting, please? ;-;

- Feeling awful. <//3

 

[B e t h y <3]

Dear Krystal's stomach;

Stop being mean &amp;&amp; stop hurting Krystal!!

Love. Bethy

Dear Krystal;

I hope you feel better now that I yelled at your tummy

Love, Bethy

 

[+[ b r u t a l ]+]

Dear Krystal;;

Want me to get Howl for you?

You know, Howliotherapy ~

- Clara.

 

[`Krystal]

Dear Bethy,

D'awh. Thanks. Love you. &lt;3

&lt;3 Krystal.

Dear Clara,

Would you? I'm not in tip top condition, so if you could just call him for me? );

- Krystal.

 

[B e t h y <3]

Dear Krystal;

Anytime

Love you too &lt;3

&lt;3 Bethy

 

[+[ b r u t a l ]+]

Dear Krystal;;

D;

But of course I would !

He'd be more than glad to nurse his love back to good health ~

Get better. &lt;33

- Clara.

 

[`Krystal]

Dear Clarabelle(lolwth),

Thanks so much. You're a good friend. &lt;3

- &lt;3

Dear Dad,

Stop working. Relax today, okay?

- Your only daughter.

 

[+[ b r u t a l ]+]

Dear Krysterz;;

No problem ! &lt;3

- Clarabelle [pfffflol].

 

[Zegotchi]

Dear NotsoniceteachersthathappentoworkasmyMathteacher,

It's your fault for taking up the job! That's why we don't learn anything! We hate you!

You always ask, "Why can't you learn this?" Well....maybe because...I dunno....WE HATE YOUR GUTS?!?!?!?

Love, Always..

TLO

 

[user 189013]

Dear OB;

This is my fourth time writing you.

Don't fail this time. Please.

This is the fourth and final attempt.

-Author

Dear Dad;

You're such a hypocrite.

Just shut up for once.

Oh. I forgot- you don't know how to.

-Daughter

 

[Goggle-Face]

Dear Cro,

You were just a cute little idea and now you're a cute little stalker.

ily ;w;

- Your RPer.

 

[Try Honesty]

Dear PMS

Stop making me bloat and feel cranky D:

-April

 

[Ripcurl]

^^ lol x3

Dear Tyler,

I can't help but wonder if I will ever see you again. u.u I miss you a lot. Senior year will be hard without you there. Write to me soon!

♥Chelsey

 

[user 189013]

Dear fanfic;

God. That story sucked.

So making a fic where everybody dies

Is awesome right now.

-gets out machine gun-

Anybody want to go see their dead friends? -laugh-

-Writer

Dear author of that story;

failfailfailfail.

Worst.Story.Ever.

-Reader

Dear Self;

-sigh-

I really wish you were talking about twilight.

But you're not.

That's a story about gay vampires and faggot werewolves.

This is a story about halfies and dragons.

Both of which are now overrated.

-Kristin

 

[sorlink]

Dear Behind,

I'm so sorry I sit on you most of the day.

I often find my self thinking of exercising on your behalf, but then I find myself too lazy.

I'm extremely sorry, but you know that I love you.

Without you, it would be harder to sit on the floor.

Thinking of you always,

Your upper half.

--

Dear William Shatner:

I adore you. Although you are probably one of the worst actors I've ever seen, ever, you are the best Kirk.

Chris Pine did a pretty good job, but no one can compare to you.

When you have that Kirk smirk on your face, everyone knows no one can mess with you.

And I love the way you turned it all into a joke nowadays.

With love,

A crazy Trekkie

[Thank god I got that off my chest...]