HI PURPLE DOLPHINS OF TAMATALK!!!! This is my log, Epic Fail. I'll be logging my V4.5, who cannot be named because purple dolphins. Actually, for some weird reason, I didn't give him a name. So I'm now naming him...EPIC FAIL! Anyway, the said V4.5 is a male Crackertchi on 1st generation with very low hearts because I only just unpaused him. I don't know what character I want because I ONLY JUST UNPAUSED HIM OK AND THE LAST TIME I RAN A TAMA I WAS 11 AND 11-YEAR-OLDS ARE AMAZING AT RUNNING TAMAS BUT 12-YEAR-OLDS ARE REALLY AWFUL AT IT SO PURPLE DOLPHINS. ANYWAY...this Crackertchi is actually really boring. *waits for Epic Fail to do something* OK, it doesn't look like he's in the mood to do anything right now.
As the title says, this log will feature random apps I get obsessed with, including (currently) Tiny Tower. If you don't want to read that, I'll put it in spoilers so you can read it if you want but you don't have to. It will be laid out like this:
TAMA:
Epic Fail did random stuff and died so RIP Epic Fail.
TINY TOWER (or other app):
However, I may also have random conversations between my Tiny Tower bitizens and Epic Fail, and they will also be in spoilers. So, now I'll start the actual log!
TAMA:
Epic Fail isn't doing anything right now. Just...crying. Oh, looks like he IS doing something for once. *praises him* I really don't get why praising makes them stop crying. If I'm sad then praising me won't help. But Tamas are weird like that. Anyway, I think I'm going for whatever character requires Spiritual points because Epic Fail has 48 of them. I hope the character isn't too ugly (I can't be bothered to check).
- Dazz and Epic Fail
TINY TOWER:
RANDOM CONVERSATION:
As the title says, this log will feature random apps I get obsessed with, including (currently) Tiny Tower. If you don't want to read that, I'll put it in spoilers so you can read it if you want but you don't have to. It will be laid out like this:
TAMA:
Epic Fail did random stuff and died so RIP Epic Fail.
TINY TOWER (or other app):
Tiny Tower (or other app) did random stuff and *insert 10 paragraphs of stuff about app*
However, I may also have random conversations between my Tiny Tower bitizens and Epic Fail, and they will also be in spoilers. So, now I'll start the actual log!
TAMA:
Epic Fail isn't doing anything right now. Just...crying. Oh, looks like he IS doing something for once. *praises him* I really don't get why praising makes them stop crying. If I'm sad then praising me won't help. But Tamas are weird like that. Anyway, I think I'm going for whatever character requires Spiritual points because Epic Fail has 48 of them. I hope the character isn't too ugly (I can't be bothered to check).
- Dazz and Epic Fail
TINY TOWER:
Tiny Tower is doing a lot right now. As usual, everything is restocking and stuff. I can't check it because my iPad is turned off and it takes ages to turn it on. I'm saving up for my 19th floor, which is taking forever since for some reason I'm getting way less coins than I normally do from my shops. Even though they're upgraded to level 3 they're still running out of stock really quickly and I have to spend whatever I earned restocking them.
- Dazz
- Dazz
RANDOM CONVERSATION:
Epic Fail: Hi!
Epic Fail: Hello, is anyone there?
Epic Fail: COME ON SAY SOMETHING!!
Dazz: The iPad's loading.
Epic Fail: I DON'T HAVE TO LOAD, WHY DOES THE IPAD?!!?!?!?!?
Dazz: Because you are just a black and white pixel thing from several years ago and the iPad is way better technology, so it takes longer to load. Anyway, it's loaded now, see?
Epic Fail: So someone's going to say something for once?
Dazz: Yes.
Dora Ellis (bitizen on Tiny Tower): WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE!!! HELP US, EPIC FAIL!!!
Epic Fail: You're calling ME an EPIC FAIL?!
Dora Ellis: THAT'S YOUR PURPLE DOLPHINNING NAME, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT? NOW HELP US!
EF (Epic Fail): WHAT?! Who named me EPIC FAIL?!
Julie Mendoza: I don't know and I don't care, just HELP US ESCAPE FROM THIS PHONE!!!
Dazz: It's an IPAD, not a PHONE!
Dwayne Chavez: WHATEVER! Epic Fail can save us!
EF: NO, actually, I CAN'T save you! I'm trapped like you are! In a horrible blue plastic egg!
Dazz: HEY! I like that design!
Dora Ellis: Will you just rescue us from here?!
Dazz: How?
Julie Mendoza: WE DON'T KNOW!!!
Dazz: Well too bad because I wouldn't rescue you if I could. I wouldn't be able to play Tiny Tower without you existing!
Edna Fuller: I just made 2 BitBook posts! "Two kind of people: Those who finish what they start and..." and "I need a plumber to fix my sink and save a princess"
Dazz: PLUMBERS DON'T SAVE PRINCESSES! Whoever here has the loudest voice, yell that to everyone else in the tower!
Epic Fail: HEY! I JUST DIED! I'M DEAD! SAVE ME!!!!!!! I'M A PRINCESS!!!!
Edna Fuller: PLUMBERS DON'T SAVE DEAD CRACKERTCHIS PRETENDING TO BE PRINCESSES!
Dazz: Well whatever because I'm going now. This conversation is getting boring.
EF: BUT I'M DEAD! DON'T YOU CARE IF I'M DEAD?!?!?!
Dazz: Actually, no, I don't. Anyway, you're not dead.
EF: I NEED A PRINCESS TO COME AND SAVE ME -
Dazz: PRINCESSES DON'T SAVE CRACKERTCHIS WHO ARE PRETENDING TO BE DEAD PRINCESSES!
Epic Fail: Hello, is anyone there?
Epic Fail: COME ON SAY SOMETHING!!
Dazz: The iPad's loading.
Epic Fail: I DON'T HAVE TO LOAD, WHY DOES THE IPAD?!!?!?!?!?
Dazz: Because you are just a black and white pixel thing from several years ago and the iPad is way better technology, so it takes longer to load. Anyway, it's loaded now, see?
Epic Fail: So someone's going to say something for once?
Dazz: Yes.
Dora Ellis (bitizen on Tiny Tower): WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE!!! HELP US, EPIC FAIL!!!
Epic Fail: You're calling ME an EPIC FAIL?!
Dora Ellis: THAT'S YOUR PURPLE DOLPHINNING NAME, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT? NOW HELP US!
EF (Epic Fail): WHAT?! Who named me EPIC FAIL?!
Julie Mendoza: I don't know and I don't care, just HELP US ESCAPE FROM THIS PHONE!!!
Dazz: It's an IPAD, not a PHONE!
Dwayne Chavez: WHATEVER! Epic Fail can save us!
EF: NO, actually, I CAN'T save you! I'm trapped like you are! In a horrible blue plastic egg!
Dazz: HEY! I like that design!
Dora Ellis: Will you just rescue us from here?!
Dazz: How?
Julie Mendoza: WE DON'T KNOW!!!
Dazz: Well too bad because I wouldn't rescue you if I could. I wouldn't be able to play Tiny Tower without you existing!
Edna Fuller: I just made 2 BitBook posts! "Two kind of people: Those who finish what they start and..." and "I need a plumber to fix my sink and save a princess"
Dazz: PLUMBERS DON'T SAVE PRINCESSES! Whoever here has the loudest voice, yell that to everyone else in the tower!
Epic Fail: HEY! I JUST DIED! I'M DEAD! SAVE ME!!!!!!! I'M A PRINCESS!!!!
Edna Fuller: PLUMBERS DON'T SAVE DEAD CRACKERTCHIS PRETENDING TO BE PRINCESSES!
Dazz: Well whatever because I'm going now. This conversation is getting boring.
EF: BUT I'M DEAD! DON'T YOU CARE IF I'M DEAD?!?!?!
Dazz: Actually, no, I don't. Anyway, you're not dead.
EF: I NEED A PRINCESS TO COME AND SAVE ME -
Dazz: PRINCESSES DON'T SAVE CRACKERTCHIS WHO ARE PRETENDING TO BE DEAD PRINCESSES!