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I don't like talking on the phone much, so I really can't remember. I never recall laughing very hard though.
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OH EM GEE FORGET THAT I SAID THAT BECAUSE I WAS BEING A DIRTY LIAR. D:

The other day before the dance my friend and I were on the phone and she was singing along to her iPod, then started changing the lyrics and created Obama hate songs. xD -no flames please-

 
"Hey, our children should get married!"

The argument-ish thing that followed was amazing.

Best phone conversation ever.

 
Me and my friends one time called our friend John and we said "I am your father" like on Star Wars, just how Darth Vader said it, and we hung up. John called back and said "I am your momma". It was so funny, we called the home phone and we thought it was his dad calling us back.

 
um...I guess when me and my friend kira were trying to watch a pokemon movie at the same time? she was watching it on live TV and I was watching it on my DVR and when it came to commercial break and it ended I was all like "OK rewind 5 seconds! now pause it for a bit!" XD

:p

 
Friend: "Your such a gangster, what am I going to do with you?"

Me: "Eat me."

Friend: "Bit of ketchup and yeah, sure."

Me: "O: Are you saying I don't taste nice?"

Friend: "Well, I've never really tried eating you so it could be likely."

Me: "O: Well let me just tell you that I taste pretty dang good (and minty.)

"'Cause I'm KENDAL MINT CAKE! Oh I crack myself up."

Oh I didn't need to speech marks. D:

Ahwell. There's been way too many funny convos with him, that's just one of the many that makes me laugh still.

Oh, yeah, and:

(following on from what I said about me being mint cake)

Friend: Quiet time now Kendal.

Me: Bzzzzzzz.

Friend: Shh.

Me: Meehhhhhh.

Friend: I asked you nicely now SHUT IT YOU.

(bit later.)

Friend: AHH! My dog is attacking me!!

Me: You have a dog? O.O

Friend: No but still.

Me: -laughing insanely-

Friend: Alright calm down.

Me: BZZZZZZZ.

Friend: Shh you'll wake the dog.

This has been a really long post. o_O

But yeah, he went on to say that I'd wasted all his credit and it was my fault, and somehow I was asking him to bring it on, and he said he couldn't fight a girl, so I said aww he's got manners, and he said that obviously he has manners since he's super cool.

Soyah. x3

 
I was on the phone with Em, then she left to the washroom, and her little brother (he was 3 at the time) came on the phone and was pressing buttons, and I'm like o.0 "hello?" and he's like "HOLEY S*** HI KENDALL!!!!" then I was laughing my head off because he though I was Kendal (Kendal is Em's step sister) and I mean, he's a 3 year old who swears. So then I hear his mum yelling in the background "GET OFF THE PHONE NOW AND DON'T SWEAR!" so he comes back on the phone and is like "Bye Kendal." and he hung up.

Em never even called me back. xD

EDIT: No, not Kendal from TT. xD

 
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^ LOL, I skimmed over a few words in your post because of the whole capital Kendal thing, and I saw the bit that was like, "Kendal is Em's step sister", and I was all, "... I don't have a step sister..."
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lol read the edit!!! xDDDDD I'm talking about a different Kendal, sheesh! xD

And another time, my friend Dainea was over, and at 1AM, she accidentally called the milk company, instead of her friend. It was hilarious. xD

 
i prank called some random dude i dont know, we just loked through the phone book

Him: hello?

Me: Hi, this is pizza hut! did you order 90 pizzas?

Him: No...

Me: OK that will be 100 dollars?

Him: is this a joke?

Me: No. Know i will go to your house and go through your wallet!

Him: WHAT?!

Me: *hangs up*

 
Some random guy called me. xD

Me: Hello?

Him: Hello, can I talk to May?

Me: There's no May in this house..

Him: No, but there has to be! I always call her!

Me: Did she change her number..?

Him: Nono, she didn't! And who are you?

Me: o.o Er...

Him: Okay okay, if I did call the wrong person then I'm sorry okay, but this is her number!

Me: No, but I'm sure that -

Him: But I'm not hanging up yet, I'm not.

Me: I'm really -

Him: Okay, I'll read the number to you.

Me: Okay..

Him: -says number-

Me: HA! SEE? THAT'S NOT MINE!

Him: ...?

Me: HAHAHAHA. -hangs up-

Kinda hysterical there, but it was funny and weird xD.

And this old lady called me once, saying something like HELLO? WHO'S THERE? @#^$@^%(@&)#@*#% {Swears randomly} -hangs up- xD

 
Ksenia and I played everything ping-pong on the phone on Sunday night :)

I think I said 'Shaun Diviney' quite a few times.

And that nickname game.

'The first word you see is your nickname!'

So I had a few. Like; Beginning, Stack, Black, Webb, Bradie... and other stupid things. xD

Vicky and Ronald. Ksenia, your dad amuses me.

 
Ksenia and I played everything ping-pong on the phone on Sunday night :)I think I said 'Shaun Diviney' quite a few times.

And that nickname game.

'The first word you see is your nickname!'

So I had a few. Like; Beginning, Stack, Black, Webb, Bradie... and other stupid things. xD

Vicky and Ronald. Ksenia, your dad amuses me.
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LOL! That was funny funny fun fun.

And I don't know what is up with me and my Dad. :\

It was really quite fun when Michelle, Weiwei, and myself had a three-way-call. Weiwei couldn't seem to call me for a while and neither could I. xD Then it was also quite fun when Michelle, Jen, and myself also did a three-way-call. That was when Michelle flushed a mouse down the toilet and Jen and I still talk about that to this day. :)

And just yesterday, someone called me.

All they did was play horror music and then hung up. o____o

 
Rkelly and I were looking around the phone book in San Antonio to find our long lost friend.

Random old guy: Hello?

Rkelly: Is Vance there?

Random old guy: Who?

Rkelly: Vance?

Old guy: huh?

Rkelly: CAN I TALK TO VANCE?

Old guy: WHUT LANGUAGE R U SPEEKIN!

Rkelly: uh..english?!

Old guy: -hangs up-

HA-HA-HA-HAAAA

 
So, my sister calls. But I'm awkward on the phone, so our conversation is:

"-I answer phone- ..."

"..."

"..."

"Hello?"

"Yeah?"

"You didn't answer."

"I never answer."

"Is mum in?"

"No."

"Tell her I called."

"Mkay, bye."

"Bye."

-hang up-

It was awkward and weird but I laugh about it.

Also.

Alex. Michaela.

"You know what we need?"

"Whut? o:"

"Gabe Saporta's chesthair! 8D"

"NO."

"..."

"... We need Gabe--"

"NO."

"D:"

It. Was. Hilarious. You. Had. To. Be. There.

 
And this has to be in a seperate post because it's looooooong.

So, I'm calling random people. One calls back.

Me: -doesn't answer- Victoria, answer it. D:

Victoria: It's your phone! D:<

Me: ... Fine. -answer- ... Hello?

Person: Hi. Did you call me earlier?

Me: Uh, yeah.

Person: Why?

Me: I was looking for Emma.

Person: Emma who?

Me: Emma.... Smith. -lol fake name-

Person: OH. You mean Emily?

Me: Uh, yeah.

Person: Kay, hold on.

Me. ... Okay. -wait-

'Emily': Hello?

Me: Uh, Emily?

Emily: Yeah?

Me: Hey, it's John. -lol fail name-

Emily: JOHN! WHERE DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?

Me: YOU GAVE ME IT.

Emily: WHEN WAS THIS?

Me: WHEN YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME.

Emily: ... Oh. What do you want?

Me: What are you doing on Friday?

Emily: Nothing, why?

Me: Wanna go see a movie?

Emily: Okay.

Me: Cool, see you at seven.

Emily: Okay, bye.

-hang up-

AND THEN. We go to the movies on Friday, me and Victoria, and we see some 16 year old girl standing alone. xD

 
Me and a few friends were on a fourway weeks ago, I started talking dirty to a cat in my backyard. It was 11 pm.

 
I said to my boyfriend once on the phone "It's funny how when I swallow a sneeze, my brain start to itch."

 
Weeeellll

I got two.

One time, my sister was trying to call her friend, and dialed the wrong number. All we heard was a chinease old man talking really fast!

lol

Then one time my sister and our friend and me were playing and my friend put a number that a lot of people it doesnt work, something liek 555-555-55 or something, and we heard: "HELLO THIS IS THE SUPER PRETZEL COMPANEY." In a machine-voice, which is really super WEIRDDD because Super Pretzels are catlly our friend tradtion, to eat them when she comes over, and then another visit we called the same number....... and nothing happened.

 
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