We started our "Survivor" unit in Phys. Ed. Our first "challenge" is thinking of a team name and designing our flag. I suggested we be "Sparta" so when people ask us "What's your team name?" we can shout "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" But the only other person who got it was Riley, so that was out. I also suggested we be:
The Elmos >> Too stupid
Pointy Icicles >> The teacher wouldn't approve
Leftover spaghetti sauce >> Too long
I'mma little teapot >> Another class already chose it
So then Lexy suggested "Doodle bops" and I screamed "POP TARTZ!" so we're going with pop tartz. But now our opponents (the ducky dippers) keep on saying "we're toast" .__.
Mr. Acorn was handing out jellybeans to everyone in the hall yesterday. I got a black one. I hate the black ones, so I ran around screaming "IT'S POISONOUS! AHHHHHH!" and waving it in their faces.
Science fair was yesterday. I had a sample of Moldy chocolate milk with dead flies in it. It wasn't even brown... it was green. So every time a little kid came near, I waved the bottle in their face and shouted "HEY KID! YOU WANNA LOOK AT MILK!?" I attracted 50 elementary students, 7 kindergarteners, 3 middle schoolers, and 13 parents. I bet you 99% of those people won't touch milk now.
3 people asked me "which milk out of those would you drink?" (I had 5 different types of milk) and they were all beyond the safe drinking point. But I suppose one was more safe then the others?