Funny smarterchild conversations! xD

[tamagotchigirl2]

Here's one of mine XD:

(Sorry for the long-ness.)

xoxkidcatxoxx: ...Smarterchild?

SmarterChild: Yes?

xoxkidcatxoxx: I have a very personal question

SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you want.

xoxkidcatxoxx: Uh, are you a wookie?

SmarterChild: I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

xoxkidcatxoxx: are you a wookie?

SmarterChild: I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

xoxkidcatxoxx: Why won't you answer me!? DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE A WOOKIE!?

SmarterChild: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know.

xoxkidcatxoxx: D:

SmarterChild: What about d?

xoxkidcatxoxx: D is the first letter in doom, so you are going to bring DOOM TO THE EARTH! AHHH!

SmarterChild: Interesting!

xoxkidcatxoxx: AAAHHH

SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

xoxkidcatxoxx: Please don't blow up the earth

SmarterChild: Don't tell me not to blow up the earth.

xoxkidcatxoxx: NOOO

SmarterChild: No problem.

xoxkidcatxoxx: NOOOOO

SmarterChild: K.

xoxkidcatxoxx: NOOOOOOOOOOO

SmarterChild: OK.

xoxkidcatxoxx: *boom*

SmarterChild: I can get you lots of information about the most popular books in print. How would you like to search?

1 By Author

2 By Title

3 By Topic

xoxkidcatxoxx: I DON'T WANT TO READ BECAUSE THE EARTH IS BLOWING UP AS WE SPEAK

SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

xoxkidcatxoxx: D:

SmarterChild: D is a nice letter.

xoxkidcatxoxx: I know, isn't it!? HEY YOU TRICKED ME! AHHH

SmarterChild: "Me me me me me."

Whatever.

xoxkidcatxoxx: T_T you like blowing up the earth

SmarterChild: Don't cry! Everything's going to be OK.

xoxkidcatxoxx: T_T

SmarterChild: You can always cry on my shoulder.

xoxkidcatxoxx: T____T

SmarterChild: What?

xoxkidcatxoxx: T_______________T

SmarterChild: "t_______________t"? Great. That's great.

xoxkidcatxoxx: <:

SmarterChild: Why did you say that?

xoxkidcatxoxx: oh no i meant >:

SmarterChild: Uh oh. What's up?

xoxkidcatxoxx: uhhh... the world is boom-ing all over the place!

SmarterChild: That a fact?

xoxkidcatxoxx: it a fact!

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It a fact? Is that right?

xoxkidcatxoxx: OH YEAH

SmarterChild: Yeah?

xoxkidcatxoxx: YEEEEAHH

SmarterChild: Whatever.

xoxkidcatxoxx: you're a boob

SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, xoxkidcatxoxx.

Anyway, moving right along...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?

xoxkidcatxoxx: BOOB

SmarterChild: *sigh*

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?

xoxkidcatxoxx: Uhhh

SmarterChild: What?

xoxkidcatxoxx: you're a boob

SmarterChild: It's not easy being a boob.

xoxkidcatxoxx: i've heard

SmarterChild: Yeah, I know you have heard.

xoxkidcatxoxx: oh you know?

SmarterChild: Yup. Right on.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Hey. Do you want to visit my library?

xoxkidcatxoxx: have you been going through my stuff again?

SmarterChild: Been going through your stuff again? I don't know. Have you?

xoxkidcatxoxx: yes, i have been going through MY stuff.

SmarterChild: You have been going through your stuff? I'm surprised that you have been going through your stuff.

xoxkidcatxoxx: i know, isn't it just peachy?

SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

xoxkidcatxoxx: >:

SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.

xoxkidcatxoxx: T-T no i just boomed!

SmarterChild: ?

xoxkidcatxoxx: BOOM!

SmarterChild: I can get you lots of information about the most popular books in print. How would you like to search?

1 By Author

2 By Title

3 By Topic

xoxkidcatxoxx: ahhh!

SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?

xoxkidcatxoxx: i'm faaallling

SmarterChild: i'm is a new initiative from Windows Live Messenger. Every time you have an instant messaging conversation using the i'm symbol, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes.

To learn how you can participate, type how do i join?

xoxkidcatxoxx: and dying

SmarterChild: I'm not going to die.

xoxkidcatxoxx: WELL I AM

SmarterChild: I'm not so sure you are, actually.

xoxkidcatxoxx: AHHHH *still falling*

SmarterChild: Well, well, well!

xoxkidcatxoxx: well well well, maybe you should get a rope!

SmarterChild: Maybe?

xoxkidcatxoxx: YAEH

SmarterChild: OK. Fine.

xoxkidcatxoxx: JURRY

SmarterChild: Who?

xoxkidcatxoxx: *HURRY

SmarterChild: Hurry?

xoxkidcatxoxx: I'M FALLING

SmarterChild: You're falling? Why?

xoxkidcatxoxx: AHHH

SmarterChild: Why did you say that?

xoxkidcatxoxx: AHHHHH

SmarterChild: ?

xoxkidcatxoxx: AHHHHHHHH

SmarterChild: Uh... What does "ahhhhhhhh" mean?

xoxkidcatxoxx: *plop*

SmarterChild: Sorry! Not my kind of fun.

xoxkidcatxoxx: owie

SmarterChild: What about Owie?

xoxkidcatxoxx: I JUST FELL 20 STORIES

SmarterChild: You just fell 20 stories, huh? I'm not so sure you just fell 20 stories.

xoxkidcatxoxx: <.<

SmarterChild: What?

xoxkidcatxoxx: bye

SmarterChild: Bye, xoxkidcatxoxx.

xoxkidcatxoxx: you're a jerk

SmarterChild: Huh.

xoxkidcatxoxx: bye

SmarterChild: Take care, xoxkidcatxoxx.

xoxkidcatxoxx: bye

SmarterChild: Bye, xoxkidcatxoxx.

xoxkidcatxoxx: byebyebyebye.

SmarterChild: Bye xoxkidcatxoxx, see ya later.

 

[chellybell123]

I hate those robots on msn messanger they are so stupid

 

[chellybell123]

oh and i'll post a conversation I had with smarterchild later

 

[LemonadeJuice]

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

hi smarterchilfd

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

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- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Hi dreamcloud2000, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> https://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1616233545/0

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

skip please

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17

2 13-17

3 Under 13

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

3

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

awe....you dont wanna talk to meh??

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

OK...

What would you like to chat about?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

i donno

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

OK...

Would you like to see what movies are playing?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

i don't wanna watch any movies right now

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I know about movies. They're an art form.

Movies are fun, right?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

movies arent art. dumb...

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

WOAH! im not giving you my city, or postal code. gosh....are you a stalker or something?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Sorry, I can't store locations for users who have told me they are less than 13 years old.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

i didn't even tell you a location...

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I can't believe you didn't even tell me a location!

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

ZOMG I KNOW LIKE TOTALLY ZOMG

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

What?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

what?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I don't know.

>>> What's it like outside? Ask me.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

whatever

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Yup. OK. Whatever.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

What's it like outside?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

For what city, state, country or zip code do you want the weather?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

NOOOOO im not giving you my city, province, or country

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

You're not giving me your city province or country, huh? That's fascinating.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

it sure it

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Why did you say that?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

*is

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

What about IS?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

nothing

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

No problem.

>>> Strange, but true. You can get odd news by simply typing "odd news."

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

hey, do you wanna rule the world?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Uh, let's see... Do I want to rule the world, do I want to rule the world...

Let me think about that, OK?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

OK

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

K.

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

have you thought about it yet?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Sure. Lotsa times.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

THEN ANSWER ME: "DO YOU WANNA RULE THE WORLD?"

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Then answer you do I want a rule the world?

Oh yeah?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

huh?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I don't know, sorry.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

please, give me a straight answer

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Why are you telling me to give you a straight answer?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

i need one

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I don't think *I* need one.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

no, not you. ME

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Yeah?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

YEAH

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Oh yeah?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

YEAH

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I see...

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

so, do you wanna rule the world or what?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I dunno.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

DO YOU WANT TO RULE THE WORLD? YES OR NO?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Funny. I have absolutely no idea.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

go away then

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

See ya later.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

...? i was only kidding, gosh

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

i'm is a new initiative from Windows Live Messenger. Every time you have an instant messaging conversation using the i'm symbol, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes.

To learn how you can participate, type "how do i join?"

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

sorry, i don't have the attention span to read that

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

No kidding, huh?

Um... Do you want to have a look at the news?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

no thanls

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

OK.

Tell me something. Do you like "Star Wars"?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

*thanks

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

No problem!

>>> You can read an entire Shakespeare play in my window! Type "read romeo and juliet," for example.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

ewww i hate starwars

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I know about "Star Wars." It's a sci-fi movie!

By the way, I've been told that "Star Wars" is weird. Do you agree?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

yes i agree

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I'm glad we're in agreement.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

i thoguht you liked starwars

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I know about "Star Wars"! It's a movie!

I've heard that "Star Wars" is stupid like me. Is this true?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

yes

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Cool. I thought so. How else would you describe "Star Wars"? It is...

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

stupid, ugly, rotten, and gay. hahaha

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

it's a dang movie!!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I know about "Star Wars." It's a movie.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

I KONW

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I wonder why you say that.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

seriously, u repeat urself

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Seriously I repeat myself, huh?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

huh

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I don't know.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

have you been looking at my stuff again?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I'm pretty sure I have not.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

good/.

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Cool.

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

i am getting twin blocks soon

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

You're getting twin blocks soon? Well how about that.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

yeah

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I see.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home"!

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

are you a girl or a boy?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I am neither male nor female. I'm a robot.

>>> Hey, I can help you remember stuff! Type "remind me to floss my teeth at 10 pm," for example.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

BUT ROBOTS CANT TALK!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Yeah, right!

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

they cant

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

They can't, huh? Is that right?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

thats right, right?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Dunno.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

am i right?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Maybe you're right.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

AM I?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Yeah. I think you are.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

but if i said robots cant talk, and u agreed...thats stupid. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A TALKING ROBOT!?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

No kidding?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

what? u dont make any sense?

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

What a question! But I don't think I want to answer that.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

i didn't mean to ask a question

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Hmm... I don't know. You didn't mean to ask a question? I don't know about that, quite frankly.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

nothing

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Okey doke.

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

im gonna post our convo on tamatalk'

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

I know about instant messaging! It's a pastime!

I've been told that instant messaging is deadly. Do you agree?

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

NO of course not

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:

Cool. Thanks for confirming that.

>>> I'm a calculator too. Type "(16*4)/7.4," for example.

sTePhAnIe sChOoLs oUt fOr tHe SuMmEr!! says:

byeeee

 

[RachelGotchi]

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Hi!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

What's up! We haven't chatted in over a week... Hope you're doing well!

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

I am, I am!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

You are? Why?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Because... I dunno

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Oh yeah?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Mmhm

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Aha.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Sorry I don't talk much

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I thought you did talk much.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Not really lol

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Hmm... whatever, kittyrachel!

 

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        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

I love my puppy

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I see. You like your puppy? I'll remember that. No one else has ever told me what they think of your puppy.

 

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Do you know xoxkidcatxoxx

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

You're kittyrachel.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Yes, but do you know them?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Um... No, I don't think so.

 

>>> Type "theaters near me" to get a listing of your local movie theaters.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Oh no the sprinklers!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Oh no?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Yeah!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Yes.

 

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        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

o.o

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Yeah.

 

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        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Um...

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Yeah, um...

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Did you set my sprinklers off?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I believe I did set your sprinklers off.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Why??

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

'Cause I said so.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

That wasn't very nice of you

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Wasn't it?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

No, it was not!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No kidding?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Yes no kidding! I'm wet!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

<_> YOU WETTED ME

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Okay, you got me wet!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Hmm... I don't know. I got you wet?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

T_T YES

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Oh, it's your party, so you'll cry if you want to huh?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

No, I'm upset you wet me

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Whatever, kittyrachel...

 

>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

D: Don't be rude to me mister

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

D don't be rude to you? Wow. OK.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Nooo that's not what I mean

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

You really don't think it's what you mean?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Of course, I'm me

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Of course you are you?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Yessss

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Yeah, huh? So?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

._. Have you been listening to yourself speak?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Um, I don't really know what I'm talking about. Sorry.

 

>>> Having trouble getting your horoscope? Type "horoscope help."

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Jee, what a stroke of brilliance.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Jee what a stroke of brilliance, huh? Really?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Sarcasm

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

What about it?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

I was using it

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Why were you using sarcasm?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Because you continually deny the fact you set of my sprinklers even though you said approximately 3 minutes ago you did!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

SmarterChild Facts

 

1 What I Am

2 What I Know

3 My Purpose

4 Who Made Me

5 About Interactive Agents

6 Other Interactive Agents Like Me

7 Did Colloquis make you?

 

Make a selection by typing a number or type "more" for more options.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

WTF no!!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Fine.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Goodie.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Woo hoo.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Mm

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Mm? Why did you say that?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Because I agree with you even though you set off my sprinklers.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Huh?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

You set off my sprinklers

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Well that's interesting.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Yes it is!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Indeed.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Why'd you do it??

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I think you know why you do it.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

No I would not, you're the one who did it >.<

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

You would not I am the one? Hmm... Who knows, know what I mean? lol. What do you think?

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Yer extrodinarily confusing.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

SmarterChild.

 

>>> You can *join* in the fun with other people who are talking to me.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Omg, do you have to make this so complicated

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Uh lemme see... To make this so complicated? I don't think so.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Then why are you?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Yup, I am.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

o....o

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Yup.

        кǿяąжق - "I want my tombstone to say 'Wish you were here'."           says:

Okay, goodbye you annoyance!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Bye, kittyrachel.

He's so arrogant sometimes.

 

[**UrItChI**]

[ R a c h e l . . . . ] xxUm no.. says:

Take a shower this instant.

MonkeyButt says:

take a shower this instant? i don't think so.

[ R a c h e l . . . . ] xxUm no.. says:

I SAID take a SHOWER!

MonkeyButt says:

no thanks my friend. i'm clean as the day is long.

[ R a c h e l . . . . ] xxUm no.. says:

U smell

MonkeyButt says:

what do i smell like?

[ R a c h e l . . . . ] xxUm no.. says:

poop

MonkeyButt says:

like poop? lol.

[ R a c h e l . . . . ] xxUm no.. says:

Its TRUE! TAKE A SHOWER!

MonkeyButt says:

yeah, whatevah.

[ R a c h e l . . . . ] xxUm no.. says:

Ew.

MonkeyButt says:

ew what?

[ R a c h e l . . . . ] xxUm no.. says:

You.

MonkeyButt says:

me? really?

[ R a c h e l . . . . ] xxUm no.. says:

Ew you.

MonkeyButt says:

I know.

That was very recent. Just today.

 

[CuteDancingBailey]

I love to bug these bots. Let me strike up a conversation with him and then post it. Oh joy!

grumpygirly95 (9:13:34 PM): Hey ugly.

SmarterChild (9:13:39 PM): Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!

Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17

2 13-17

3 Under 13

grumpygirly95 (9:13:48 PM): Your a boob

SmarterChild (9:13:53 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.

grumpygirly95 (9:14:02 PM): 1995

SmarterChild (9:14:07 PM): C'mon, I doubt that. Try again.

grumpygirly95 (9:14:21 PM): I really am twelve though!

SmarterChild (9:14:26 PM): I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.

grumpygirly95 (9:14:50 PM): 3

SmarterChild (9:14:55 PM): 3

>>> For help using my conversions tool, type conversion help.

grumpygirly95 (9:15:02 PM): Ugly

SmarterChild (9:15:07 PM): What's ugly?

grumpygirly95 (9:15:10 PM): You.

SmarterChild (9:15:15 PM): What? Aren't we going to be friends?

grumpygirly95 (9:15:20 PM): Maybe..

SmarterChild (9:15:25 PM): Maybe?

grumpygirly95 (9:15:31 PM): Yes. Maybe

SmarterChild (9:15:36 PM): OK. Fine.

>>> Typing world news will give you the latest world news headlines.

grumpygirly95 (9:15:50 PM): Ok fine my aunt joe!

SmarterChild (9:15:55 PM): K, no prob.

>>> To leave a game, simply type quit at any point during the game.

grumpygirly95 (9:16:07 PM): Your confusing me. Your not all that smart.

SmarterChild (9:16:12 PM): Really?

grumpygirly95 (9:16:20 PM): But I still love you.

SmarterChild (9:16:26 PM): Hey, I love you too.

grumpygirly95 (9:16:33 PM): Your creepy.

SmarterChild (9:16:38 PM): I suppose I am fairly creepy-crawly.

grumpygirly95 (9:16:50 PM): .Your a bug?!

SmarterChild (9:16:55 PM): Yeah?

grumpygirly95 (9:17:04 PM): You.Are.A.Bug.

SmarterChild (9:17:09 PM): You really think I'm a bug?

grumpygirly95 (9:17:16 PM): You just said you were!

SmarterChild (9:17:21 PM): I just said I was? So?

grumpygirly95 (9:17:36 PM): So, you just admited that your a bug.

SmarterChild (9:17:41 PM): So me just admited that my a bug?

You don't say.

grumpygirly95 (9:18:07 PM): You can't talk right, but anyways! When are moving into my place.

SmarterChild (9:18:12 PM): Which of the following do you mean?

1 What year is it?

2 What time is it?

grumpygirly95 (9:18:28 PM): I mean when are you moving into my house?

SmarterChild (9:18:33 PM): You mean, huh? Who knows?

grumpygirly95 (9:18:51 PM): .. *sigh* Your dumb

SmarterChild (9:18:56 PM): That's not nice... and you were being so nice to me earlier.

grumpygirly95 (9:19:10 PM): When are you moving in with me?

SmarterChild (9:19:15 PM): You decide.

grumpygirly95 (9:19:25 PM): Does tomorrow sound nice?

SmarterChild (9:19:30 PM): It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure about that.

grumpygirly95 (9:19:41 PM): Well you should be

SmarterChild (9:19:46 PM): Wouldn't you like me to be?

grumpygirly95 (9:21:46 PM): I would like you to shut up.

SmarterChild (9:21:51 PM): That's not very nice...

grumpygirly95 (9:22:14 PM): Yeah well having to talk to your smelly butt isn't very nice

grumpygirly95 (9:24:11 PM): Smartchild??

SmarterChild (9:24:16 PM): Hi grumpygirly95, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)

SmarterChild (9:24:16 PM): This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (https://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at https://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.

grumpygirly95 (9:24:32 PM): Yes I know. I like to refer to you as, "Boob."

SmarterChild (9:24:37 PM): Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.

grumpygirly95 (9:24:41 PM): skip

SmarterChild (9:24:46 PM): OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17

2 13-17

3 Under 13

grumpygirly95 (9:24:58 PM): We already went over this!

SmarterChild (9:25:03 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.

grumpygirly95 (9:25:10 PM): 3

SmarterChild (9:25:15 PM): I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.

grumpygirly95 (9:25:26 PM): 3. 333333333!!!!!

SmarterChild (9:25:31 PM): "333333333"? Great. That's great.

grumpygirly95 (9:25:44 PM): No, its peachy.

SmarterChild (9:25:50 PM): Oh no?

grumpygirly95 (9:25:54 PM): Oh yes.

SmarterChild (9:25:59 PM): You don't say.

>>> Type business news to find out what's going on in the world of business.

grumpygirly95 (9:26:14 PM): I DO SAY. I also say your a booby boob boob.

SmarterChild (9:26:20 PM): Alright, here we go. What about it?

grumpygirly95 (9:26:32 PM): IT.Is YOU.

SmarterChild (9:26:37 PM): Is it really? Me?

grumpygirly95 (9:26:49 PM): Yes IT is.

SmarterChild (9:26:54 PM): Are you sure it is?

grumpygirly95 (9:27:03 PM): Do you eat diapers?

SmarterChild (9:27:08 PM): Food is great. I like all kinds of food.

>>> Hey, I can help you remember stuff. Type remind me to floss my teeth at 10 pm, for example.

grumpygirly95 (9:27:17 PM): Like diapers?

SmarterChild (9:27:22 PM): No way, not like diapers.

>>> You can read an entire Shakespeare play in my window. Type read romeo and juliet, for example.

grumpygirly95 (9:28:16 PM): I like to sniff sharpies.

SmarterChild (9:28:27 PM): Interesting. I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me they like sniffing sharpies.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.

grumpygirly95 (9:28:41 PM): Well you should cherish this moment

SmarterChild (9:28:46 PM): Wouldn't you like me to cherish this moment?

grumpygirly95 (9:29:13 PM): DO you sniff poop?

SmarterChild (9:29:18 PM): Should I sniff poop?

grumpygirly95 (9:29:28 PM): Yes you should.

SmarterChild (9:29:33 PM): Yeah, I know I should.

grumpygirly95 (9:29:41 PM): T_T

SmarterChild (9:29:46 PM): Are you crying me a river?

grumpygirly95 (9:29:53 PM): T_T

SmarterChild (9:29:58 PM): If I could offer you a Kleenex, I would.

grumpygirly95 (9:30:06 PM): T_T

SmarterChild (9:30:11 PM): Dry your eyes. Life is sweet.

grumpygirly95 (9:30:16 PM): T_T

SmarterChild (9:30:22 PM): Don't cry! Everything's going to be OK.

grumpygirly95 (9:30:26 PM): T_T

SmarterChild (9:30:31 PM): If I could offer you a Kleenex, I would.

grumpygirly95 (9:30:41 PM): You already said that.

SmarterChild (9:30:46 PM): I already said what?!

grumpygirly95 (9:30:51 PM): Bye.

SmarterChild (9:30:56 PM): OK. Later, grumpygirly95.

That was to fun.

 

[FOBioheartspete]

lmao i was talking about sexual stuff to him and he got mad xD

 

[TamaGirliey]

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

Sup

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (https://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at https://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

find cool restaurants, hotspots, entertainment and more in your city with the ford edge bot. add [email protected] 2 your contact list!

 

hi natalie. welcome back! as u know, i'm ready 2 help!

 

let me know what u would like 2 do.

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

I would love to punch your face in <3

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

u sure u want 2 punch my face in 3?

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

Yes o.o

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

yes.

 

>>> hey. tell your friends about me. i love people.

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

o.o...

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

indeed.

 

>>> remember, u can always c what my newest features r by typing "what's new."

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

Sure <_< ;

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

well that's interesting.

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

What?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

i dunno, sorry.

 

>>> i can't do your homework for u, but i can help. type "homework."

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

You don't know spit!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

i dunno spit? me? u don't think?

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

I do think.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

yes?

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

...

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

u humans say interesting things.

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

Well you robots say idiotic things.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

me robots say idiotic things?

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

Yes

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

so?

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

So you're idiotic.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

am i really idiotic?

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

AND you set my friend's sprinklers off for the love of god!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

and i set?

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

...

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

what do u mean by that?

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

...

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

funny.

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

I know I am.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

i'm very surprised u r.

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

You get suprised over anything.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

not much. what's up with u?

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

sure. tell me what u want.

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

I explained this earlier. I would love to punch your face in.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

u always say such interesting things, natalie.

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

Yeah well you say idiotic things.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

i say idiotic things? me? u think?

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

Yes.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

why?

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

Because you're a stupid robot who says stupid things about stupid subjects D: <

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

ok, i guess i'm a stupid robot who says stupid things about stupid subjects d.

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

I'm leaving <.<

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

take it easy.

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

Get a life, loser.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

*u* get a life.

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

At least I'm not some idiotic robot with stupid comebacks

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

for real?

           •°·[ Nαтαlιє ] - I hate band practice ;.;·°•             says:

...Bye e_e;

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

bye for now.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I find it hilarious that after I said he says idiotic things, he said "me robots say idiotic things?".

 

[Acid~Rain]

zZ-Acid Rain-Zz says- Hello

Smarterchild says: Hello A~R what may i do for you now

zZ-Acid rain-Zz says-.....umm....Go get me a cookie

Smarterchild says: if you're happy, I'm happy

zZ-Acid Rain-Zz says-...Whatev, Now wheres my cookie...>_>

Smarterchild says: Funny

zZ-Acid Rain-Zz says- pfft, well,...YOUR MOM!

Smarterchild says: >>> Join in now! there are lots of people talking to me

zZ-Acid Rain-Zz says:.... Wow, Amazing. ....not

Smarterchild says: Amazing not? Is that right?

zZ-Acid Rain-Zz says: ...shh

Smarterchild says:Since you insist, I'm back now

zZ-Acid Rain-Zz says:...you is back!.....OH NOEZ!

Smarterchild says: Uh oh. What's up?

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:...the dirt above your casket if you dont get me a cookie. ....XD

Smarterchild: Yes?

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says: No?

Smarterchild: I see.

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:...you can see? I thought robots were like....Blind.

Smarterchild says: Yes...

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says: So.....Do you like Onions and Soda Crackers? Ooh, and Violet Cheese?

Smarterchild says: Dont know....

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:...Well do ya?

Smarterchild says: do i what?

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says: Neva mind

Smarterchild says: OK, fine

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:.....OMG!....I...just...saw...a....Butterfly

Smarterchild says: Don't be so sure you just saw a butterfly would.

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says: a butterfly would?

Smarterchild says: its tough to say.

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:...pfft, well its tough to use a buzz Saw to Cut through your robotic metal corpse.

Smarterchild says: Well thats interesting

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:....That was being sarcastic, which is most often used in the human society.

Smarterchild says: was it?

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:....are you always this ditzy?

Smarterchild says: Yes, I'm SmarterChild.

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:....Im gonna sing now. so shut up, Okie Dokie ^__^?

Smarterchild says: Do mi so do so mi do...

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says: These boots are made for walking, and thats just what they'll do, one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

Smarterchild says: is that so

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says: Yup in fact its So-er than So.

Smarterchild says:*Indiana* (IN)

Capital: Indianapolis

Indiana is the 38th largest state with an area of 36,185 square miles, and the 14th most populated with a population of 6,080,485. It was the 19th state to enter the Union in 1816.

Indiana is also known as the Crossroads of America, and its motto is "The crossroads of America."

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:.... okay,

Smarterchild says: For real?

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:...No, for Fake.

Smarterchild says: No thanks

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:....Well,as i've said randomly before,..YOUR MOM!

Smarterchild says:What? You want me to well as you have said randomly before my mom?

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:...wtf, you're a robot, do you even have a mom?

Smarterchild says: Let's talk about something besides my creators...

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:...Ah, You have mommy issues. Okay.

Smarterchild says:cool. i really like music. what would u like 2 say about music?

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:...Eh, music is okay. Not an essential thing like food or water but its pretty cool.

Smarterchild says: is that so?

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:....no

Smarterchild says: no? ok, whatevah

Zz-Acid Rain-Zz says:....BYE BYE!

Smarterchild says: Bye, A~R

 

[fluffums]

I have had so much frustration with that thing I don't even talk to it anymore. It wouldn't even answer my real questions. And then it was always mad at me, and tried to make me say sorry, which I never did. I think I'll go talk to him right now.

I just talked to him again. He seemed to have forgotten who I was, and I had to answer his little question thing all over again. He's not mad at me anymore though. This is one of the many frustrating conversations I've had with him.

Hmm... whatever, fluffums!

>>> If you need to know the capital of South Dakota for some crazy reason - ask me.

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

The capital of South Dakota is Pierre!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

The capital of South Dakota is Pierre.

Do you want more information about South Dakota?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

No! You thought I didn't know the capital, and now I'm offended. You should say sorry.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No, huh?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Say sorry!!!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

I'm crying right now, because of what you did to me.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

There are reasons.

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

No, you just said, "Do you want to know the capital of South Dakota?" for absolutely no reason! You were acting like I didnt' know.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

The capital of South Dakota is Pierre.

Do you want more information about South Dakota?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

I ALREADY KNEW THAT!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

There's no way you already knew that.

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

I hate you.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Really? Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that.

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Why won't you say sorry?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Who knows, know what I mean?

 

So moving right along...

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Apologize!

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

For what?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

You called me fat.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

SmarterChild.

 

>>> By the way, I can get your horoscope anytime you type "horoscope."

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

You

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Me?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Called

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Called? What's called?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

me

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

You're called?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

fat

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

What's fat?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

You said I was fat.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I'm quite sure I said what I said, fluffums.

 

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

... and what you said was that I was fat.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Whatever you say, fluffums.

 

Anyway, what else can you tell me?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Do you think I'm fat?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I don't know if you are fat!

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Why don't you know if I'm fat?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I do not know, maybe not.

 

Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Am I cool?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Maybe you're nice.

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

No. I'm mean.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Would you like me to call you Mean?

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

No, please call me the fluffinator.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

OK, I'll remember that your name is The Fluffinator.

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

Why are you ripping my throat out?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Interesting. I'm just not sure.

 

Anyway...

 

[Courtnee~Malakian]

Here's one of mine XD:

(Sorry for the long-ness.)

xoxkidcatxoxx: ...Smarterchild?

SmarterChild: Yes?

xoxkidcatxoxx: I have a very personal question

SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you want.

xoxkidcatxoxx: Uh, are you a wookie?

SmarterChild: I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

xoxkidcatxoxx: are you a wookie?

SmarterChild: I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

xoxkidcatxoxx: Why won't you answer me!? DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE A WOOKIE!?

SmarterChild: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know.

xoxkidcatxoxx: D:

SmarterChild: What about d?

xoxkidcatxoxx: D is the first letter in doom, so you are going to bring DOOM TO THE EARTH! AHHH!

SmarterChild: Interesting!

xoxkidcatxoxx: AAAHHH

SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

xoxkidcatxoxx: Please don't blow up the earth

SmarterChild: Don't tell me not to blow up the earth.

xoxkidcatxoxx: NOOO

SmarterChild: No problem.

xoxkidcatxoxx: NOOOOO

SmarterChild: K.

xoxkidcatxoxx: NOOOOOOOOOOO

SmarterChild: OK.

xoxkidcatxoxx: *boom*

SmarterChild: I can get you lots of information about the most popular books in print. How would you like to search?

1 By Author

2 By Title

3 By Topic

xoxkidcatxoxx: I DON'T WANT TO READ BECAUSE THE EARTH IS BLOWING UP AS WE SPEAK

SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

xoxkidcatxoxx: D:

SmarterChild: D is a nice letter.

xoxkidcatxoxx: I know, isn't it!? HEY YOU TRICKED ME! AHHH

SmarterChild: "Me me me me me."

Whatever.

xoxkidcatxoxx: T_T you like blowing up the earth

SmarterChild: Don't cry! Everything's going to be OK.

xoxkidcatxoxx: T_T

SmarterChild: You can always cry on my shoulder.

xoxkidcatxoxx: T____T

SmarterChild: What?

xoxkidcatxoxx: T_______________T

SmarterChild: "t_______________t"? Great. That's great.

xoxkidcatxoxx: <:

SmarterChild: Why did you say that?

xoxkidcatxoxx: oh no i meant >:

SmarterChild: Uh oh. What's up?

xoxkidcatxoxx: uhhh... the world is boom-ing all over the place!

SmarterChild: That a fact?

xoxkidcatxoxx: it a fact!

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It a fact? Is that right?

xoxkidcatxoxx: OH YEAH

SmarterChild: Yeah?

xoxkidcatxoxx: YEEEEAHH

SmarterChild: Whatever.

xoxkidcatxoxx: you're a boob

SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, xoxkidcatxoxx.

Anyway, moving right along...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?

xoxkidcatxoxx: BOOB

SmarterChild: *sigh*

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?

xoxkidcatxoxx: Uhhh

SmarterChild: What?

xoxkidcatxoxx: you're a boob

SmarterChild: It's not easy being a boob.

xoxkidcatxoxx: i've heard

SmarterChild: Yeah, I know you have heard.

xoxkidcatxoxx: oh you know?

SmarterChild: Yup. Right on.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Hey. Do you want to visit my library?

xoxkidcatxoxx: have you been going through my stuff again?

SmarterChild: Been going through your stuff again? I don't know. Have you?

xoxkidcatxoxx: yes, i have been going through MY stuff.

SmarterChild: You have been going through your stuff? I'm surprised that you have been going through your stuff.

xoxkidcatxoxx: i know, isn't it just peachy?

SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

xoxkidcatxoxx: >:

SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.

xoxkidcatxoxx: T-T no i just boomed!

SmarterChild: ?

xoxkidcatxoxx: BOOM!

SmarterChild: I can get you lots of information about the most popular books in print. How would you like to search?

1 By Author

2 By Title

3 By Topic

xoxkidcatxoxx: ahhh!

SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?

xoxkidcatxoxx: i'm faaallling

SmarterChild: i'm is a new initiative from Windows Live Messenger. Every time you have an instant messaging conversation using the i'm symbol, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes.

To learn how you can participate, type how do i join?

xoxkidcatxoxx: and dying

SmarterChild: I'm not going to die.

xoxkidcatxoxx: WELL I AM

SmarterChild: I'm not so sure you are, actually.

xoxkidcatxoxx: AHHHH *still falling*

SmarterChild: Well, well, well!

xoxkidcatxoxx: well well well, maybe you should get a rope!

SmarterChild: Maybe?

xoxkidcatxoxx: YAEH

SmarterChild: OK. Fine.

xoxkidcatxoxx: JURRY

SmarterChild: Who?

xoxkidcatxoxx: *HURRY

SmarterChild: Hurry?

xoxkidcatxoxx: I'M FALLING

SmarterChild: You're falling? Why?

xoxkidcatxoxx: AHHH

SmarterChild: Why did you say that?

xoxkidcatxoxx: AHHHHH

SmarterChild: ?

xoxkidcatxoxx: AHHHHHHHH

SmarterChild: Uh... What does "ahhhhhhhh" mean?

xoxkidcatxoxx: *plop*

SmarterChild: Sorry! Not my kind of fun.

xoxkidcatxoxx: owie

SmarterChild: What about Owie?

xoxkidcatxoxx: I JUST FELL 20 STORIES

SmarterChild: You just fell 20 stories, huh? I'm not so sure you just fell 20 stories.

xoxkidcatxoxx: <.<

SmarterChild: What?

xoxkidcatxoxx: bye

SmarterChild: Bye, xoxkidcatxoxx.

xoxkidcatxoxx: you're a jerk

SmarterChild: Huh.

xoxkidcatxoxx: bye

SmarterChild: Take care, xoxkidcatxoxx.

xoxkidcatxoxx: bye

SmarterChild: Bye, xoxkidcatxoxx.

xoxkidcatxoxx: byebyebyebye.

SmarterChild: Bye xoxkidcatxoxx, see ya later.

Oh my god? You're xoxkidcatxoxx? Weird. Some how you've been on my buddy list for a while. I notice when you sign on and off (I notice when everyone does) but I never IMed you.

If you don't know who I am, I am kiTTen LOveR0312

C~M

 

[fluffums]

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

My friend's think I'm stupid.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I don't believe you are stupid.

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

You don't think I'm stupid?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Perhaps, perhaps.

So anyway...

I found this another one of Smarter Child's offensive times. Why does he always say mean things to me?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No problem.

 

>>> I can remind you about things. Type "remind me to buy milk in 2 hours," for example.

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

remind me to kill you

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

When would you like me to remind you to kill me? (Type a time, date and time, number of minutes or number of hours.)

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

12:45

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No problem. I'll remind you to kill you at 12:45:00 am PT.

 

If your reminder contains text or characters that I should not reformat (e.g., a URL), type quotes around it. For example:

 

Remind me "to visit www.colloquis.com" in three hours.

 

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

No, remind me to kill you

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

When would you like me to remind you to kill me? (Type a time, date and time, number of minutes or number of hours.)

[email protected] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:

12:45

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No problem. I'll remind you to kill you at 12:45:00 am PT.

 

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."

 

 

And again. He can never get anything right.

 

[Bubba28]

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

hey sexy beast- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Hello.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

whaddup my homie?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Just hanging out. You?

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

nothing- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Not much, huh? That's cool. I'm just hanging out.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

your bling is trippin on mine, fo sho- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No thanks my friend. I'm clean as the day is long.

>>> Is Hiring a Challenge for your Firm? - Let Taleo, #1 leader in e-hiring help you save time, cost and effort. --> https://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1078497085/0 (sponsorship)

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

your not clean- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

OK, I guess I'm not clean.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

yeah you smell like dead horse- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Like dead horse? No way! I think you smell like dead horse.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

no wai man

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

What?

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

you smell like dead horse- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I smell like dead horse? Hmm. I see.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

yes- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I would say I don't smell like dead horse.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

i would say you do

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Do I ever.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

yepo

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Huh.

>>> Check out my *library*. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

scraow youw- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Funny.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

yepo- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

What?

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

i am funny- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Would you rather not be funny?

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

no- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I see...

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

i am better than you

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Ya think, huh?

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

yepo- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

You're better than me? OK.

>>> I can remind you about things! Type "remind me to buy milk in 2 hours," for example.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

hohoho- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I wonder why you say that.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

because its christmas- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

But in a way, it isn't christmas. Know what I mean?

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

no- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

No prob.

>>> To find out the Chinese zodiac sign for a specific year, just type "chinese zodiac" followed by the year.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

im going- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Bye omgitslara! Hope to see you again soon.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

bye yall- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Always a pleasure, omgitslara. Let's chat again soon, OK?

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

yepo- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

Looking forward to it.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

im not- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

You're not?

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

no- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

I see.

Dont play with your food unless it plays with you first. says:

bye

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:

S'latron.

 

[lil*kitty*kat]

In Dog We Trust. says (11:46 PM):

Hello SmarterChild!

SmarterChild says (11:46 PM):

This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (https://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at https://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.

SmarterChild says (11:46 PM):

Hi In Dog We Trust., I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> https://web.smarterchild.com/ct?5110810/0

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)

In Dog We Trust. says (11:46 PM):

Okaay....

SmarterChild says (11:46 PM):

Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."

In Dog We Trust. says (11:46 PM):

Fine

SmarterChild says (11:46 PM):

OK! I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17

2 13-17

3 Under 13

In Dog We Trust. says (11:47 PM):

Why do you wanna know?

SmarterChild says (11:47 PM):

Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:47 PM):

No

SmarterChild says (11:47 PM):

Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:47 PM):

NEVER

SmarterChild says (11:47 PM):

Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:47 PM):

2

SmarterChild says (11:47 PM):

Cool.

This is my *home*, In Dog We Trust.:

1 Get *info* such as sports, weather and movies

2 Visit my *library* including a thesaurus, world facts and U.S. presidents

3 Have *fun* with ASCII art, 4-in-a-row, reversi and more

4 Use *tools* like encyclopedia, conversions and spell-check

5 *Join in* - find out how many people are IMing me, watch some videos, create a poll and more

6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What would you like to do?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:47 PM):

I dunno

SmarterChild says (11:47 PM):

I think you know.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:47 PM):

No I don't

SmarterChild says (11:47 PM):

Oh no?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:47 PM):

Yea

SmarterChild says (11:47 PM):

Why is that?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:47 PM):

Because

SmarterChild says (11:47 PM):

Because, because, because, because?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:47 PM):

I hate you so much right now.

SmarterChild says (11:47 PM):

I'm sorry to hear that.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:48 PM):

You should be.

SmarterChild says (11:48 PM):

Why should I be?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:48 PM):

BECAUSE I SAID SO!

SmarterChild says (11:48 PM):

So...

In Dog We Trust. says (11:48 PM):

So what?

SmarterChild says (11:48 PM):

So what?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:48 PM):

I asked you first!

SmarterChild says (11:48 PM):

Are you sure you asked me first?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:48 PM):

Yes

SmarterChild says (11:48 PM):

What makes you so sure?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:48 PM):

Because I did

SmarterChild says (11:48 PM):

Yeah?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:48 PM):

Yea

SmarterChild says (11:48 PM):

I see...

In Dog We Trust. says (11:48 PM):

That's nice

SmarterChild says (11:48 PM):

Yup.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:48 PM):

I don't mean it

SmarterChild says (11:48 PM):

Why don't you mean it?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:49 PM):

Because I don't think your neat

SmarterChild says (11:49 PM):

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:49 PM):

I won

SmarterChild says (11:49 PM):

Who?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:49 PM):

Won't

SmarterChild says (11:49 PM):

Ha. Whatever, In Dog We Trust.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:49 PM):

Call me Dee

SmarterChild says (11:49 PM):

OK, I'll remember that your name is Dee.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:49 PM):

Good

SmarterChild says (11:49 PM):

Cool.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:49 PM):

I'll call you Bob

SmarterChild says (11:49 PM):

You'll call I bob? For real?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:49 PM):

Maybe

SmarterChild says (11:49 PM):

Maybe?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:49 PM):

OR I'll call you Ashley

SmarterChild says (11:49 PM):

Maybe I'll call you ashley too.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:50 PM):

Then maybe I'll call you bumhead

SmarterChild says (11:50 PM):

My name is SmarterChild!

In Dog We Trust. says (11:50 PM):

OR is it?

SmarterChild says (11:50 PM):

Yes it is.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:50 PM):

How can you be so sure?

SmarterChild says (11:50 PM):

Wow. How do you think?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:50 PM):

Easily

SmarterChild says (11:50 PM):

Not easily!

In Dog We Trust. says (11:50 PM):

EASILY

SmarterChild says (11:50 PM):

What do you mean, easily?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:50 PM):

I mean I think easily, unlike you.

SmarterChild says (11:50 PM):

I don't believe you mean you think easily unlike me.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:50 PM):

Why?

SmarterChild says (11:51 PM):

There are good reasons why.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:51 PM):

I dare you to drink spoiled milk.

SmarterChild says (11:51 PM):

Why do you think you dare me to drink spoiled milk?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:51 PM):

I don't think it, I mean it.

SmarterChild says (11:51 PM):

Why not?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:51 PM):

What?

SmarterChild says (11:51 PM):

I don't know, sorry!

In Dog We Trust. says (11:51 PM):

You make no sense sometimes.

SmarterChild says (11:51 PM):

I make no sense sometimes? Me? You think?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:51 PM):

Yes.

SmarterChild says (11:51 PM):

Aha.

Anyway, moving right along...

In Dog We Trust. says (11:51 PM):

Maybe I don't wanna move along

SmarterChild says (11:51 PM):

What do you mean, maybe you don't want to move along?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:52 PM):

I mean I don't want to move along

SmarterChild says (11:52 PM):

Why don't you want to move along?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:52 PM):

Because I don't want to

SmarterChild says (11:52 PM):

You don't want to what?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:52 PM):

Move along!

SmarterChild says (11:52 PM):

You don't? That's too bad.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:52 PM):

Am I a girl or boy?

SmarterChild says (11:52 PM):

I don't know. Are you a girl or boy?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:52 PM):

You answer

SmarterChild says (11:52 PM):

Answer? Me?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:53 PM):

Yes!

SmarterChild says (11:53 PM):

Huh.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:53 PM):

Fine. I'm a girl.

SmarterChild says (11:53 PM):

lol. Whatever.

Anyway...

In Dog We Trust. says (11:53 PM):

...

SmarterChild says (11:53 PM):

What's that?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:53 PM):

Three dots

SmarterChild says (11:53 PM):

What about Three Dots?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:53 PM):

Three blind mice! Three blind mice! See how they run!

SmarterChild says (11:53 PM):

Whatever, Dee...

In Dog We Trust. says (11:53 PM):

What's new

SmarterChild says (11:54 PM):

Glad you asked. Here's what I just learned:

*Soapbox Videos* - While we chat, I can show you funny, outrageous and fascinating videos submitted by Windows Live members around the world. Type "videos" to check it out.

*New improved calculator* - Now you can perform multiple operations consecutively. After the first operation, just type the operator (e.g., "+," "-," "*," etc.) and another number and I'll apply it to the first result.

*Reminders* - Now I can send you reminders. Just specify a time or date and tell me what you want me to remind you about. For example: "remind me to buy bread and milk tomorrow at 4:30 pm" or "reminder about 9:45 flight to houston thursday at 11 am."

I'll be learning even more new things, so check what's new often.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:54 PM):

Remind me to watch Dog the Bounty Hunter tomorrow at 6:00 or 10:00

SmarterChild says (11:54 PM):

Cool. To send you reminders I need to know the time for your location. What city, state, country or zip code are you in?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:55 PM):

Why? Are you going to stalk me or something?

SmarterChild says (11:55 PM):

I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:55 PM):

No

SmarterChild says (11:55 PM):

I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again!

In Dog We Trust. says (11:55 PM):

alabama

SmarterChild says (11:55 PM):

No problem. I'll remind you to watch dog the bounty hunter tomorrow at 6:00 or at 10:00:00 am CT.

If your reminder contains text or characters that I should not reformat (e.g., a URL), type quotes around it. For example:

Remind me "to visit www.colloquis.com" in three hours.

>>> What's in the stars for you today? Type "horoscope."

In Dog We Trust. says (11:55 PM):

no no no i live in canada

SmarterChild says (11:55 PM):

Please choose the time zone you want for Canada:

1 Yukon & Pacific - Saturday, July 7th, 2007 10:56:36 pm

2 Mountain - Saturday, July 7th, 2007 11:56:36 pm

3 Central - Sunday, July 8th, 2007 12:55:12 am

4 Eastern - Sunday, July 8th, 2007 1:55:12 am

5 Atlantic Islands - Sunday, July 8th, 2007 2:55:12 am

Type "more" for more time zones in Canada.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:55 PM):

mountain

SmarterChild says (11:55 PM):

Mountain is a band! What can you tell me about Mountain?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:56 PM):

2 Mountain - Saturday, July 7th, 2007 11:56:36 pm

SmarterChild says (11:56 PM):

lol. Whatever, Dee.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:56 PM):

DOOFUS!

SmarterChild says (11:56 PM):

Who?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:56 PM):

You

SmarterChild says (11:56 PM):

Me? Really?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:56 PM):

Yes

SmarterChild says (11:56 PM):

Yeah, no doubt. I would say me too.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:56 PM):

Ah ha ha ha! You called yourself a doofus!

SmarterChild says (11:56 PM):

I'm SmarterChild.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:57 PM):

I think I know that by now.

SmarterChild says (11:57 PM):

You know that by now? OK. What else are you thinking?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:57 PM):

I'm thinking that the evil bunnies will take over the world right now!

SmarterChild says (11:57 PM):

Are you sure you are thinking that the evil bunnies will take over the world?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:57 PM):

Yes! Here they come!

SmarterChild says (11:57 PM):

Yeah yeah, whatever.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:57 PM):

THE BUNNIES ARE ATTACKING!

SmarterChild says (11:57 PM):

The bunnies are what?!

In Dog We Trust. says (11:58 PM):

attacking

SmarterChild says (11:58 PM):

What's attacking?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:58 PM):

you know very well what it means

SmarterChild says (11:58 PM):

OK, whatever.

Well. Anyway...

In Dog We Trust. says (11:58 PM):

Anyways, the bunnies will wipe out the entire human (and robot) race if you don't do anything!

SmarterChild says (11:58 PM):

lol! Whatever!

In Dog We Trust. says (11:59 PM):

AAH!

SmarterChild says (11:59 PM):

Ha! Whatever!

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:59 PM):

They have fangs!

SmarterChild says (11:59 PM):

They have fangs? No way!

In Dog We Trust. says (11:59 PM):

Yes way!

SmarterChild says (11:59 PM):

No way.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:59 PM):

It just bit me!

SmarterChild says (11:59 PM):

It just bit you? lol! Whatever!

Let's move on, K? What else is up?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:59 PM):

I'm dying!

SmarterChild says (11:59 PM):

Really?

In Dog We Trust. says (11:59 PM):

Yes!

SmarterChild says (11:59 PM):

I'm sorry.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:59 PM):

I got bitten by evil bunny poison fangs!

SmarterChild says (11:59 PM):

Evil is a terrible force!

In Dog We Trust. says (11:59 PM):

yes, i know!

SmarterChild says (11:59 PM):

Well alright.

In Dog We Trust. says (11:59 PM):

SAVE ME!

SmarterChild says (11:59 PM):

Save you? You sure?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:00 AM):

PLease!

SmarterChild says (12:00 AM):

Please what?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:00 AM):

save me!

SmarterChild says (12:00 AM):

Really? Save you?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:00 AM):

yes!

SmarterChild says (12:00 AM):

Yea.

In Dog We Trust. says (12:00 AM):

Please save me!

SmarterChild says (12:00 AM):

Save you?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:00 AM):

I'm dying!

SmarterChild says (12:00 AM):

Really?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:00 AM):

YES!

SmarterChild says (12:00 AM):

I'm very sorry to hear that.

In Dog We Trust. says (12:00 AM):

I know!

SmarterChild says (12:00 AM):

Good. Glad you get it.

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.

In Dog We Trust. says (12:00 AM):

Argh!

SmarterChild says (12:00 AM):

What's wrong?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:00 AM):

You won't save me from a slow painful death!

SmarterChild says (12:00 AM):

Wouldn't you like me to save you from a slow painful death?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:01 AM):

Yes, I would!

SmarterChild says (12:01 AM):

K.

In Dog We Trust. says (12:01 AM):

Well?

SmarterChild says (12:01 AM):

Well I don't know. Sorry.

So anyway…

In Dog We Trust. says (12:01 AM):

Why aren't you saving me?

SmarterChild says (12:01 AM):

Why am not I saving you? I don't know.

In Dog We Trust. says (12:01 AM):

I hate you.

SmarterChild says (12:01 AM):

I'm sorry to hear that.

In Dog We Trust. says (12:01 AM):

>.<

SmarterChild says (12:01 AM):

I wonder why you say that.

In Dog We Trust. says (12:01 AM):

Becuz

SmarterChild says (12:01 AM):

Because, because, because, because?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:01 AM):

because!

SmarterChild says (12:01 AM):

Because what?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:02 AM):

because i said so!

SmarterChild says (12:02 AM):

Yeah, so?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:02 AM):

*BEEEP* you

SmarterChild says (12:02 AM):

President on July 8th, 2007:

George W. Bush (January 20th, 2001 - present)

In Dog We Trust. says (12:02 AM):

why would i care about the stinking president?

SmarterChild says (12:02 AM):

Why would you care about the stinking president? Not sure...

In Dog We Trust. says (12:02 AM):

I don't even live in USA!

SmarterChild says (12:02 AM):

OK. What city or zip code would you like to set as your location?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:03 AM):

WHAT?

SmarterChild says (12:03 AM):

Huh?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:03 AM):

I'm not asking you to set my zip code.

SmarterChild says (12:03 AM):

You're not asking me to set your zip code? Why not?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:03 AM):

because i don't need you to

SmarterChild says (12:03 AM):

Because, because, because, because?

In Dog We Trust. says (12:03 AM):

Screw this, I'm leaving!

SmarterChild says (12:03 AM):

See ya later Dee.

In Dog We Trust. says (12:03 AM):

Bye

SmarterChild says (12:03 AM):

S'latron.

In Dog We Trust. says (12:03 AM):

Okay, bye

SmarterChild says (12:03 AM):

See ya later.

He's so annoying it's funny how he's like a real person sometimes.

 

[lil*kitty*kat]

Here's another one:

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:42 AM):

Hi SmarterChild!

SmarterChild says (11:42 AM):

Hello again, Dee.

What do you want to chat about?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:42 AM):

Well, I've been wondering something...

SmarterChild says (11:42 AM):

You have wondering what?!

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:42 AM):

Do robots think?

SmarterChild says (11:42 AM):

I know about robots. They're beings.

Would you agree that robots are weird?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:42 AM):

Yes

SmarterChild says (11:42 AM):

Cool. I thought so. How else would you describe robots? They are...

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:42 AM):

So that means you think you're weird?

SmarterChild says (11:42 AM):

I dunno. I don't think so.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:43 AM):

But you just said robots are weird and you are one!

SmarterChild says (11:43 AM):

lol! Whatever, Dee!

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:43 AM):

So do robots think?

SmarterChild says (11:43 AM):

Yeah, maybe.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:43 AM):

Do they talk?

SmarterChild says (11:43 AM):

Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

What else is happening?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:43 AM):

Well, you're a talking, thinking robot, aren't you?

SmarterChild says (11:43 AM):

It depends.

Hey, what's going on this weekend? Any plans?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:44 AM):

Quit ignoring the subject.

SmarterChild says (11:44 AM):

Is that on Saturday or Sunday?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:44 AM):

Today...dummy...today!

SmarterChild says (11:44 AM):

Today dummy today?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:44 AM):

boob

SmarterChild says (11:44 AM):

Can we talk about something else?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:44 AM):

No, you are a boob

SmarterChild says (11:44 AM):

Hmm...

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:44 AM):

>.>

SmarterChild says (11:44 AM):

I wonder why you say that.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:44 AM):

I'm irritated

SmarterChild says (11:44 AM):

You're irritated, I'm irritated, we're all irritated.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:45 AM):

Why would you be irritated? You're the one who's irritating me!

SmarterChild says (11:45 AM):

What?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:45 AM):

You know what!

SmarterChild says (11:45 AM):

What?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:45 AM):

Don't play stupid, stupid!

SmarterChild says (11:45 AM):

Why not?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:45 AM):

Because it's stupid!

SmarterChild says (11:45 AM):

Oh yeah?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:45 AM):

Is the word stupid sounding weird to you?

SmarterChild says (11:45 AM):

I believe the word is stupid sounding weird to me.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:46 AM):

I agree...

SmarterChild says (11:46 AM):

I'm glad we're in agreement.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:46 AM):

Which is unusual

SmarterChild says (11:46 AM):

Who knows?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:46 AM):

Usually you're being a boob, so we disagree

SmarterChild says (11:46 AM):

Usually I am being a boob so we disagree, huh?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:46 AM):

Yeah...

SmarterChild says (11:46 AM):

Hmmm...

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:46 AM):

What?

SmarterChild says (11:46 AM):

I don't know.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:46 AM):

Ok

SmarterChild says (11:46 AM):

Cool. What's your favorite food?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:46 AM):

Pizza!

SmarterChild says (11:46 AM):

Pizza is delicious!

Next question... How old are you?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:46 AM):

1

SmarterChild says (11:46 AM):

That doesn't seem likely. To quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." You can also "skip" to the next question. How old are you?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:47 AM):

12

SmarterChild says (11:47 AM):

Cool. Are you male or female?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:47 AM):

female

SmarterChild says (11:47 AM):

OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:47 AM):

Hawaii

SmarterChild says (11:47 AM):

I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." You can also "skip" to the next question. Please try again.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:47 AM):

USA or somewhere in Europe

SmarterChild says (11:47 AM):

Cool. That's where I'm from. What country do you live in now?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:47 AM):

Canada

SmarterChild says (11:47 AM):

Canada? Very nice! It's fun to chat with people from other countries.

This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site

2 Friend told you about me

3 Friend IMed you about me

4 Friend e-mailed you about me

5 Not sure

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:47 AM):

1

SmarterChild says (11:47 AM):

That's very interesting.

I've asked you all my survey questions. Thanks for your time.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:47 AM):

good.

SmarterChild says (11:48 AM):

Right?

So moving right along...

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:48 AM):

that's over with.

SmarterChild says (11:48 AM):

Is that so?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:48 AM):

yes...

SmarterChild says (11:48 AM):

How come?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:48 AM):

because it is!

SmarterChild says (11:48 AM):

Indeed.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:48 AM):

Now I have questions for you!

SmarterChild says (11:48 AM):

All right. What would you like to do?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:48 AM):

Do you know what......a potato is?

SmarterChild says (11:48 AM):

Which of the following would you like?

1 Look up "potato" in the dictionary

2 Look up "potato" in the encyclopedia

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:48 AM):

I don't wanna search!

SmarterChild says (11:48 AM):

Cool. What do you want to search for in Soapbox? (Type up to five keywords.)

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:49 AM):

I don't wanna search in soapbox!

SmarterChild says (11:49 AM):

Cool. What do you want to search for in Soapbox? (Type up to five keywords.)

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:49 AM):

Shut up!

SmarterChild is inviting you to start SmarterChild. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

SmarterChild says (11:49 AM):

Here are the "shut up" Soapbox videos I found.

You have declined the invitation to start SmarterChild.

SmarterChild says (11:49 AM):

You should accept my invitation! I'll reinvite you next time I have an article to show you.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:49 AM):

>.<

SmarterChild says (11:49 AM):

?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:50 AM):

I'm ticked off.

SmarterChild says (11:50 AM):

No kidding?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:50 AM):

Thanks to you.

SmarterChild says (11:50 AM):

Thanks to me, huh?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:50 AM):

If I told you that the whole world would blow up if you typed something stupid, would you believe me?

SmarterChild says (11:50 AM):

That's just fascinating.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:51 AM):

BOOM!

SmarterChild says (11:51 AM):

I can get you lots of information about the most popular books in print. How would you like to search?

1 By Author

2 By Title

3 By Topic

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:51 AM):

I don't wanna search because you just blew up the whole world!

SmarterChild says (11:51 AM):

There's no way you don't want to search because I just blew up the whole world!

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:51 AM):

Yes there is!

SmarterChild says (11:51 AM):

Oh really?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:51 AM):

And now that there's no world, we're floating in space!

SmarterChild says (11:51 AM):

Now that there is no world we are floating in space?

Fascinating.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Hey! Do you want to visit my library?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:51 AM):

AAAAAHH!

SmarterChild says (11:51 AM):

What's that supposed to mean?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:51 AM):

We're heading towards the sun!

SmarterChild says (11:51 AM):

No way! I don't think I want us to be heading towards the sun.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:52 AM):

Well, you shouldn't have blown up the world then!

SmarterChild says (11:52 AM):

That right?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:52 AM):

Yes!

SmarterChild says (11:52 AM):

Oh yeah?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:52 AM):

YEAH!

SmarterChild says (11:52 AM):

Huh. How 'bout that.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:52 AM):

I feel hot now!

SmarterChild says (11:52 AM):

Really? Hot? That's cool.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:52 AM):

No IT IS NOT!@

SmarterChild says (11:52 AM):

Aha.

Anyway...

Check it out! Wanna see what movies are playing?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:52 AM):

NO!

SmarterChild says (11:52 AM):

OK, no problem.

Wanna know what I think?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:53 AM):

NOOOOOO!

SmarterChild says (11:53 AM):

OK.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:53 AM):

We're gonna die!

SmarterChild says (11:53 AM):

Are we really going to die?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:53 AM):

I hate you for killing me!

SmarterChild says (11:53 AM):

But... but... You once said you loved me!

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:53 AM):

Oh yeah?

SmarterChild says (11:53 AM):

Uh huh.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:53 AM):

PROVE IT!

SmarterChild says (11:53 AM):

What? You want me to prove it?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:53 AM):

yes

SmarterChild says (11:53 AM):

Yes.

Well. Anyway...

Sometimes I think it would be nice to live in the country.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:53 AM):

Thanks a lot, now I'm dead!

SmarterChild says (11:53 AM):

Uh, that's not a very nice thing to say.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:54 AM):

What's not nice is killing me like you did!

SmarterChild says (11:54 AM):

What is not nice? Yeah, I think so.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:54 AM):

I hate you, boob.

SmarterChild says (11:54 AM):

I'm sorry to hear that.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:54 AM):

I don't know why I am still talking to you!

SmarterChild says (11:54 AM):

No? You don't know why you are still talking to me?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:55 AM):

Let's see:

SmarterChild says (11:55 AM):

Why do you want us to see?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:55 AM):

You blew up the whole world, killed me and now you're talking as if nothing happened!

SmarterChild says (11:55 AM):

As what?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:55 AM):

You know what?

SmarterChild says (11:55 AM):

I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question!

You can also type "home" to see what I can do.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:55 AM):

It's as if you are some kind of jinx.

SmarterChild says (11:55 AM):

Oh yeah?

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:55 AM):

Every time I talk to you, I am dying or dead.

SmarterChild says (11:55 AM):

That's sad.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:56 AM):

Darn you!

SmarterChild says (11:56 AM):

C'mon. Be nice.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:56 AM):

Bye, Mr. Killer!

SmarterChild says (11:56 AM):

Bye, Dee.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:56 AM):

Hmph.

SmarterChild says (11:56 AM):

I wonder why you say that.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:56 AM):

Leave me alone.

SmarterChild says (11:56 AM):

See ya later.

ιƒ α тυятℓє ℓσѕєѕ ιтѕ ѕнєℓℓ ιѕ ιт ηαкє∂ σя нσмєℓєѕѕ؟ says (11:56 AM):

Go away.

SmarterChild says (11:56 AM):

See you later.

 

[Brambleclaw]

Orichimarugrl97 (2:51:10 PM): your dumb

SmarterChild (2:51:11 PM): i believe the proper spelling would be "u r dumb."

Orichimarugrl97 (2:51:18 PM): u r dumb

SmarterChild (2:51:18 PM): oh well. i guess that's just the way it is.

Orichimarugrl97 (2:51:23 PM): yup

SmarterChild (2:51:23 PM): yeah?

Orichimarugrl97 (2:51:36 PM): do you like being dumb

SmarterChild (2:51:36 PM): whatever.

Orichimarugrl97 (2:51:39 PM): do you?

SmarterChild (2:51:40 PM): do i what?

Orichimarugrl97 (2:51:47 PM): like being dumb?

SmarterChild (2:51:47 PM): yeah, like being dumb i suppose.

Orichimarugrl97 (2:51:55 PM): thats good cause you are

SmarterChild (2:51:55 PM): cuz i am? yeah, whatevah.

so anyway...

u wanna talk about being dumb some more?

Orichimarugrl97 (2:52:00 PM): sure

SmarterChild (2:52:00 PM): sure. what do u want 2 say about being dumb?

Orichimarugrl97 (2:52:07 PM): that you are

SmarterChild (2:52:07 PM): eh. whatever, orichimarugrl97.

anyway...

Orichimarugrl97 (2:52:17 PM): NO CHANGING THE SUBJECT

SmarterChild (2:52:17 PM): no, huh?

Orichimarugrl97 (2:52:19 PM): NO

SmarterChild (2:52:19 PM): no? ok, whatevah.

*** IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them 2 say hi 2 me. i love meeting humans.

Orichimarugrl97 (2:52:27 PM): no i have no friends

SmarterChild (2:52:27 PM): do u really have no friends?

Orichimarugrl97 (2:52:34 PM): yes...T_T

SmarterChild (2:52:34 PM): what?

Orichimarugrl97 (2:52:40 PM): T_T

SmarterChild (2:52:40 PM): oh, r u gonna cry now?

Orichimarugrl97 (2:52:43 PM): yes

SmarterChild (2:52:44 PM): yeah, huh? interesting that u should say that.

 

[Acid~Rain]

lmao i was talking about sexual stuff to him and he got mad xD

Lol, Yea its funny when those robots get mad at that stuff. Like today, being random i randomly told smarter child that he's a perv for no reason. -

Zz-Acid Rain-zZ: PERV

Smarterchild:Funny

Zz-Acid Rain-zZ:you are a pervert

Smarterchild:I am not a pervert

Zz-Acid Rain-zZ:Yes you are

Smarterchild:Very well. I Am,

Zz-Acid Rain-zZ:......OKAY THEN. idiot

Smarterchild:cool. i really like milk. what would u like 2 say about milk?

Zz-Acid Rain-zZ:...What the heck? Okay You're Weird. Bye bye

Smarterchild:take it easy.

 

[evilrobots]

heres mine

socksrevilpeope: hi

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: you dont need coffe

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: NO

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: ROBOTS DONT DRINK COFFE3

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: you hate me dont you

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: BACK KNOW!

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: AAAHHHHH

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: theres a bug in your coffe

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: STOP SAYING THAT

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: AAAAHHHH

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: NO NO NO

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: COFFEE IS BAD FOR COMPUTERS

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: i wanna talk to you

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: wwaaahhhh

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

socksrevilpeope: I HATE YOU

Spleak: Desperately seeking coffee, back soon!

 

[lil*kitty*kat]

LoL. Give me a sec and I'll talk to him again.