Funny speech topic

[cluck_cluck_chicken]

I need ideas for a speech topic that'll be funny.

I've got two ideas

-Food with holes

-How to succeed at failing.

I need funnier ones. Ideas please!

 

[illiey12]

Hmm..I dont really have any ideas at the moment, but I really like the How to succeed at Failing idea. I'd go ahead with that one if I were you...

~illiey12~

 

[violetchi_garden]

how to explode rocks with ice cream?

 

[TamaMum]

You need a subject that will be funny and give you plenty to talk about.

How to succeed at failing is a catchy title but has a lot of negative vibes and it might be difficult to give a funny speech about "fail" situations.

Food with holes, however, has potential - esp if you google images and info about it. You could do a whole speech on gross or funny items for consumption

 

[x.Ryancloud]

Food with holes?

 

[cluck_cluck_chicken]

^^ Bagels, donuts, pineapple rings, fruitloops, cherrios, swiss cheese etc. I went throught the supermarket yesterday and listed off about 30 items!

 

[cecib]

I think 'foods with holes' would be a very good idea.

However I can't come up with any.

Cecib

 

[x.Ryancloud]

^^ Bagels, donuts, pineapple rings, fruitloops, cherrios, swiss cheese etc. I went throught the supermarket yesterday and listed off about 30 items!

o.o thats cool though

 

[bratztroxg]

I have a good one! (We had this assignment too, so I tried this, and it worked for me!) It was called 'How Not To Perform A Public Speech'. =D

There was a lot to talk about, and it was always pretty funny how I demonstrated it (turning my back to the audience, suddenly speaking so nobody could hear me, etc!) For me, this was a huge success and I won; it's up to you whether you think you can make it work!

-bratztroxg

 

[qwerty123]

"How to be informative and how not to be.. a semi-instructional guide"

 

[kupatchithelover]

FOOD W/ HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOD W/ HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SIZE=21pt]GO FOOD W/ HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

 

[cluck_cluck_chicken]

I have a good one! (We had this assignment too, so I tried this, and it worked for me!) It was called 'How Not To Perform A Public Speech'. =DThere was a lot to talk about, and it was always pretty funny how I demonstrated it (turning my back to the audience, suddenly speaking so nobody could hear me, etc!) For me, this was a huge success and I won; it's up to you whether you think you can make it work!

-bratztroxg

That one has become a chiche so if anyone does it it has to be spectacular!