My dreams are never as simple as 'I am married to someone,' they are always...strange.
In my dream, I volunteer for something I don't know what is its, but I volunteered anyways. It turned out I volunteered to be in an arranged marriage to William Beckett, but he was 19, bi***y and a normal kid in my dream. So like, his parents are arranging a marriage, and then get this, I tried to refuse. I then realized that I had volunteered to marry William Beckett and that there was no backing out, so we got married. Both of us threw bitchfits, then it was like “Well whatever. I’m so not having sex with you William Beckett.” And he was like, “Good, cause you’re not a boy.” So then we drove down a muddy dirt road (Seriously, I don’t even know.) on a gold cart and super fast, giant crocodiles chased us. Then suddenly we were at a movie theater that was entirely purple, so we sit down and have popcorn. Suddenly, we are no longer disgruntled non-voluntary spouses, but friends who happen to be married and we’re going on and on about the cute guy in the movie. Then the couple in front of us disappear and William screams, “It’s a monster!” So we pull our feet up off the floor and somehow that saves is and it is like nothing happened. I go and get more popcorn and when I get back his hair is shorter, but it doesn’t faze me. We jump around, throwing popcorn at the other patrons, who don’t seem to notice, and then some Mexican police drive a truck into the theatre and we get up and run. Then we appear in a golf course driving our little gold cart and we run over a baby crocodile. The police and giant crocodiles of doom are chasing us and we drive into a sand track and then shoot up into the air and land in the water hazard. Then William goes, “Help me, I can’t swim in jelly!” and suddenly the water turns into cherry jelly and he starts drowning. Some cute male lifeguard jumps in to save him and I swim out, then they start kissing and I realize that it is Gabe! So I am just watching like it is some vaguely interesting TV show and then suddenly Gabe turns into a police man and William screams. This crocodile starts running towards us, so we jump back onto the jelly and suddenly William is on a surfboard.
Then I woke up.