x.N e o n
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Have you ever wondered if everyone around you is totally and completely insane? Well, my sister's boyfriend is a twilight fan. [ For a second, I was confused when she said that she had a boyfriend, but then I met him. He was wearing a team Jacob shirt. Everything was explained. xD ] A few weeks ago, I found my sister and him at the park, and he came up to me, poked his nose in my hair, and started gargling his spit. It was supposed to be growling. He went over and stood behind my sister, glaring at me, and whispered- "She's one of THEM!" Then she started giggling insanely, and he told her to stop laughing, it's not funny. Later, we left, and she told me that he thinks he's a werewolf, and I'm a vampire, because I'm pale, I smell 'sickly' sweet, and I'm super beautiful, and I was trying to hypnotize him with my beauty. xDDDD I'm not even that pretty, to be honest. But, back to the point. We were just laughing. It was really funny. So, have you ever met someone who you are sure is criminally insane?
