I Am Lame Because...

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

I am lame because I kissed Peter's best friend.

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

I am lame because I went to the mall by myself at 8.30am and ate breakfast by myself.

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

I am lame because I think remixes are cooler than the actual songs.

I am lame because I take random photos like this with my Mum.

I am lame because I just wrote ''I am lame because'' heaps of times and will fill them in later.

I am lame because I'm more interested in climate change than awesome cartoons.

I am lame because I like frogs too much.

I am lame because I just asked my friend for more reasons on why I'm lame.

I am lame because I don't get to see my baby cousin grow up. He's in Russia. </3

I am lame because I see my friend's dad more often than I see my own dad.

I am lame because I'm scared of thunder.

I am lame because I didn't make a blanket fort today.

I am lame because I treat my earphones like gum.

I am lame because I wear the same headband on a daily basis.

I am lame because I just cracked up laughing at nothing.

I am lame because I just can't stop laughing.

I am lame because I'm on webcam.

I am lame because I wrote 'x/ShaunSTACK;' on my hand.

I am lame because I do think Barack Obama is awesome.

I am lame because I'm crying due to how loud the thunder is.

I am lame because I just put my fringe up.

I am lame because I talk to my Mum using hand gestures.

I am lame because I wrote exactly twenty reasons on why I'm lame.

I am lame because now I made that twenty into twenty-two.

I am lame because I spilt my cereal.

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

I am lame because I woke up at 6.50am and watched my neighbours house getting raided by police, took a stalker photo and laughed.

 

[K Time]

I am lame because I was too lazy to get my hats and mitts on during a snowstorm today at school. xD

 

[`Krystal]

IALB I'm wearing fake plastic Barbie nails. xDD

 

[Duskullgirl]

I am lame because I'm such a Pokemon fan that I constantly daydream about being a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer.

I am lame because I copied the phrase "I am lame because" from a post that had a typo in the word "because."

I am lame because one of my characters is a zombie-ninja-shapeshifter-prince. Not kidding, he's a taxidermy animal that reanimated himself out of spite after he was assassinated for being the youngest son of a tyrant king, and he happened to have been taught the ways of the ninja by his grandfather... AND he can turn into his animal form (which a five-foot-tall cross between a pink rabbit, a dingo, and a red dragon) or his human form.

I am lame because the last reason for my lameness was too long.

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

I am lame because I lost a burping competition against Vinnie, I never lose burping competitions.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

Im lame because I love talking to my grade 5 friend xD

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

I am lame because I'm not going to the movies tomorrow night.

 

[.:VeganCheeseBurgerFTW:.]

I am lame because I watched this entire video and cried, heaps. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MktM2yQpSrI&feature=channel

 

[RawryCakes.x]

I'm lame because I cried while watching One Tree Hill.

 

[Mckenna]

I am lame cuz i let my cat pee on me

 

[Tomato-kun]

i am lame because Will Threw up on live webcam chat >.<

 

[:.:hazelichi:.:]

i am lame because i am an only child, it SUCKS! h34r:

 

[`Krystal]

IALB; I write notes on my hand with a sharpie.

IALB; I go outside during the first snow and run barefoot screaming. (Is that so lame? 8D)

IALB; I don't use my free time wisely.

 

[x.Cant//Knit.x]

IALB I was happy when I saw the semi-colons in Krystal's post.

I love semi-colons.

 

[Keanitchi]

IALB i dont know what to do when playing sports

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

I am lame because I dyed my hair red last night but it came out purple.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

I am lame because I bother grade 5s for highfives xD