mimigotchi10
Well-known member
All you have to do is make up a random excuse for not having your homework. Nothing lame, like My dog ate it. Credit goes to *~Jess~*.
My excuse:
1. I was doing my homework when a raccoon ran in my window, and he started to take my homework, and I was like, "No! Don't take it, that's my homework!" And he's all like, "Not anymore, dork!" AND then, he ran off with it.
2.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: My dog ate it.
Teacher: I will NOT fall for....
Me: But I got it back.
Teacher: How...
Me: My dog took a dump and the paper went right through him. Here it is! *hands paper with doggy no-no stains and flies on it*
Teacher: You get a zero.
Me: *walks off to desk with sad look on face*
My excuse:
1. I was doing my homework when a raccoon ran in my window, and he started to take my homework, and I was like, "No! Don't take it, that's my homework!" And he's all like, "Not anymore, dork!" AND then, he ran off with it.
2.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: My dog ate it.
Teacher: I will NOT fall for....
Me: But I got it back.
Teacher: How...
Me: My dog took a dump and the paper went right through him. Here it is! *hands paper with doggy no-no stains and flies on it*
Teacher: You get a zero.
Me: *walks off to desk with sad look on face*