The Watching
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There was once a little girl who was eleven years old. She had a brother she absolutely hated. Her brother's name was John. [although she called him Johnny and told everyone his name was Johnny, and he would get very angry.]
You see, John was a boy with autism. He would not listen to anyone's logic and insisted he was always correct. One day, he raged at his mother, being forced to play piano, saying, "I'll self teach myself piano, then teach it to my cat!" His mother, knowing he had problems, let him quit. John never touched the piano again. Nor did he try to teach him cat. The little girl laughed at him, telling him he was too stupid to self teach himself anything. He burst into tears.
A few months later, John picked up the guitar and strummed it. He then tried to play music. His father offered him lessons. John simply said, "I'll self teach myself guitar, then teach my dog!" and continued to fill the house with horrible music.
And now it's your turn. What silly self-teaching things did John say next?
•♪Rules♪•
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Make sure you say things exactly like so:
I'll self teach myself 'something', then I'll teach it to [my] 'something/one'
Make sure John is a bit stupid and cocky, too.
Have fun!
You see, John was a boy with autism. He would not listen to anyone's logic and insisted he was always correct. One day, he raged at his mother, being forced to play piano, saying, "I'll self teach myself piano, then teach it to my cat!" His mother, knowing he had problems, let him quit. John never touched the piano again. Nor did he try to teach him cat. The little girl laughed at him, telling him he was too stupid to self teach himself anything. He burst into tears.
A few months later, John picked up the guitar and strummed it. He then tried to play music. His father offered him lessons. John simply said, "I'll self teach myself guitar, then teach my dog!" and continued to fill the house with horrible music.
And now it's your turn. What silly self-teaching things did John say next?
•♪Rules♪•
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Make sure you say things exactly like so:
I'll self teach myself 'something', then I'll teach it to [my] 'something/one'
Make sure John is a bit stupid and cocky, too.
Have fun!