I was at my friend Maria's house the other day, and on her fridge she has a bunch of misc letter magnets. The whole alphabet is DEFINATLEY not there, so we find it a challenge to see what messages we can come up with and leave on the fridge.
We came up with, "MOM GOT PMS IN MY VAN" and left it on the fridge. We had the letters "O O L E E" left, so we just left "OOLEE" at the bottom. "MOM GOT PMS IN MY VAN OOLEE." I honestly don't know why it was so funny, but it was just HILARIOUS. We were like, rolling on the floor laughing. When Maria's mom came in the room to see what we were laughing at, she was all, "Hahah, what's OOLEE?" And Maria was like, "OOLEE means ugly in Japanese!" (Which it totally doesn't.) And then we started cracking up again, because her mom believed us.
The funniest day of my life was when for April Fool's we told Jimmy (at lunch) that he got his girlfriend knocked up, because we knew they had sex before. He started freaking out. (He's such a redneck XD)
And THEN the "popular" table next to us (Who always make fun of Jimmy, even though Jimmy is OLDER than them. I tell Jimmy he shouldn't take their crap, they're the underclassmen, but he's too much of a wuss to say anything.) started joking about Jimmy, and then Maria screamed, "GUESS WHAT TOM, JIMMY SCORED!!" And Tom was all, "Jimmy, you scored? All right!" And then left. The whole table was in hysterics, because we talked about telling Tom that Jimmy scored, but we never believed we would, because Tom is intimidating. (Leave it to Maria to have no shame. XD)
And THEN, the best part, Tom passes are table again, and Maria goes, "You don't believe us, do you?" And Tom is just like, "Haha, NO."
IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE TOM DOESN'T BELIEVE US AND IT'S TRUE :'D
We still laugh about it. All the time. Honest to God it was the funniest thing. Ten bucks says all the hot popular guys are still virgins, but Jimmy the fat redneck scored before them all. It makes my day. :'D
Um... well that was kind of off-topic... I swear I had another super funny perverted story, but I can't think of it right now. D:
When it comes back to me I'll post it.