iChemicalTennantRawr
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Hello Small and Large children, large meaning older than me.
Its the time of the year when I go back to playing with Tamagotchis and write an amazingly shmexi log. Before I start on the main stoof, I shall set this magical scene in which I am in. Firstly, I am home alone, therefore I am trouserless. Do not be alarmed though, I have covered by half naked legs with a blanket.
Now that I have throughly disturbed you, I shall start.
Music Star-
Name- Moop
Age- 0
Weight- 10lb
Hunger- ****
Happyness- ****
Stress- 15
Tone- 77
Rhythm- 54
Original- 78
Genre- Pop
Gen- 1
Cash- 4070
She's a Hitodetchi.
Wasn't reading that exhilarating?
Time for the good stuff. Or so I would think.
FLASHBACK - Yesterday (Yesterdaaayy, all my troubles seemed so faar awaaay)
Dania (my friend)- oi. restart you tamagotchi so mine and yours will be the same age when we see each other.
Lady Sexyness (me)- urr. Do I have to?
Dania- yes.*deathstare*
Lady Sexyness- urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. okay, fine.
Dania- YESH, love youuu!
LS- uhuh. same. whatever.*Pull out bobby pin from hair. Poke my tamagotchi.* =beeeep=
Oh look. An egg. Bopping.That looks kinfa fun.
1 min later.
LS- ACK. Its hatching. O.O Cooomee outt little guuy, hehe..
Child- Aren't you abit old to be-
LS- no.
Child- Are you s-
LS- GO AWAY SHES BORN.
Child- bu-
LS- go. away. child.
Child- okay..
LS- Welcome urr Moop, to the world.
Moop- duuurrr. Ich bin hungrig. Und traurig. Wer du?
LS- WHHAT THE FUDGE.
Moop- fudge? Warum schreist du?
LS- You're speaking German. WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING GERMAN? *frustration*
Moop- ... I like peanut butter?
LS- o.0 yes Moop. Okay. baby steps.
Moop- Baby butter. EAT ME BABY BUTTER.
LS- ur. this is weird.
FLASH FORWARD- One hour later
Moop- babybutterbabybutterbabybutterbabybutter.. OH. Wha-? *SHAZOOM, EVOVLE.*
Oooh. Heeey I'm a toddler.
LS- Thank god you're speaking English now. Hmm. A Hitodotchi.. Not bad, not bad.
Moop- Why thank you, I do wonder how I'm speaking pefectly now though.. And why am I 10lbs? I mean thats the same weight as a 8 year old human? Am I obese?
LS- urm. tenticles Moop. tenticles.
Moop- 0.0 yes.
FLASH FORWARDER- Today
Moop- The egg lady came today.
LS- who?
Moop- The egg lady! She gave me a toy car and then I went to this place and played jump rope and I whooped some kid's a$$ at it.
LS- Don't swear.
Moop- *ss isn't a swear word! FU-
LS- SHH.
Moop- I'm just saying the the f word is.
LS- WHAT'S HAPPENING TO SOCIETY?! WHY ARE TODDLERS SWEARING? WHY GOD? WHYYYY?!!
Moop- I thoght you weren't Christian?
LS- Go to bed son.
Moop- I'm a gir-
LS- bed.
Moop- But you k-
LS. bed.
Moop- You kno-
LS- bed.
Moop- ...BUTYOUKNOWTHATICAN'TSLEEPWHENI'MNOTTIREDFORSOMEREASON.
LS- shuup.
Moop- I guess I'll say bye now, this first post is really long:LL
LS- ...farewell.
Its the time of the year when I go back to playing with Tamagotchis and write an amazingly shmexi log. Before I start on the main stoof, I shall set this magical scene in which I am in. Firstly, I am home alone, therefore I am trouserless. Do not be alarmed though, I have covered by half naked legs with a blanket.
Now that I have throughly disturbed you, I shall start.
Music Star-
Name- Moop
Age- 0
Weight- 10lb
Hunger- ****
Happyness- ****
Stress- 15
Tone- 77
Rhythm- 54
Original- 78
Genre- Pop
Gen- 1
Cash- 4070
She's a Hitodetchi.
Wasn't reading that exhilarating?
Time for the good stuff. Or so I would think.
FLASHBACK - Yesterday (Yesterdaaayy, all my troubles seemed so faar awaaay)
Dania (my friend)- oi. restart you tamagotchi so mine and yours will be the same age when we see each other.
Lady Sexyness (me)- urr. Do I have to?
Dania- yes.*deathstare*
Lady Sexyness- urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. okay, fine.
Dania- YESH, love youuu!
LS- uhuh. same. whatever.*Pull out bobby pin from hair. Poke my tamagotchi.* =beeeep=
Oh look. An egg. Bopping.That looks kinfa fun.
1 min later.
LS- ACK. Its hatching. O.O Cooomee outt little guuy, hehe..
Child- Aren't you abit old to be-
LS- no.
Child- Are you s-
LS- GO AWAY SHES BORN.
Child- bu-
LS- go. away. child.
Child- okay..
LS- Welcome urr Moop, to the world.
Moop- duuurrr. Ich bin hungrig. Und traurig. Wer du?
LS- WHHAT THE FUDGE.
Moop- fudge? Warum schreist du?
LS- You're speaking German. WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING GERMAN? *frustration*
Moop- ... I like peanut butter?
LS- o.0 yes Moop. Okay. baby steps.
Moop- Baby butter. EAT ME BABY BUTTER.
LS- ur. this is weird.
FLASH FORWARD- One hour later
Moop- babybutterbabybutterbabybutterbabybutter.. OH. Wha-? *SHAZOOM, EVOVLE.*
Oooh. Heeey I'm a toddler.
LS- Thank god you're speaking English now. Hmm. A Hitodotchi.. Not bad, not bad.
Moop- Why thank you, I do wonder how I'm speaking pefectly now though.. And why am I 10lbs? I mean thats the same weight as a 8 year old human? Am I obese?
LS- urm. tenticles Moop. tenticles.
Moop- 0.0 yes.
FLASH FORWARDER- Today
Moop- The egg lady came today.
LS- who?
Moop- The egg lady! She gave me a toy car and then I went to this place and played jump rope and I whooped some kid's a$$ at it.
LS- Don't swear.
Moop- *ss isn't a swear word! FU-
LS- SHH.
Moop- I'm just saying the the f word is.
LS- WHAT'S HAPPENING TO SOCIETY?! WHY ARE TODDLERS SWEARING? WHY GOD? WHYYYY?!!
Moop- I thoght you weren't Christian?
LS- Go to bed son.
Moop- I'm a gir-
LS- bed.
Moop- But you k-
LS. bed.
Moop- You kno-
LS- bed.
Moop- ...BUTYOUKNOWTHATICAN'TSLEEPWHENI'MNOTTIREDFORSOMEREASON.
LS- shuup.
Moop- I guess I'll say bye now, this first post is really long:LL
LS- ...farewell.