Jokes!

[Tamasweet2]

Ok, I got a joke for you:

There was a man who owned/worked at an ice cream shop,He couldn't talk well,too.

Then, he had a customer!

Man: Hello, may I help you?

Customer: Yes, can I have chocolate ice cream?

Man: Sorry, we are all out of chocolate.

Customer: Ok, may I have a chocolate split?

Man: I said, we are all out of chocolate.

Customer: Then, may I have a cone with chocolate ice cream?

Man: Ok, first, can you spell the STRAW in STRAWBERRY?

Customer: Umm... yeah, S-T-R-A-W

Man: Can you spell the VAN in VANILLA?

Customer:Yeah, V-A-N

Man: Ok, now can you spell the FLIP in CHOCOLATE?

Customer: Uh, F-L-I-- wait, there is no flip in chocolate!!

Man: THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!! THERE IS NO

FLIPP-IN' CHOCOLATE!!! LOL!!!

Now,you guys do one!!

 

[johnny deep]

ha ha ha

I've got one

next time your by a mate say

you: knock knock

mate:who there

and them you run of and say 'its knock door run'

 

[Tamasweet2]

LOL!! That is funny!!

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

NACHO CHEESE!!!

 

[TamaMum]

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