This was on the phone while I was still half asleep.
Mum: Hello.
Me: Why'd you wake me up? I was still asleep and heard the phone ring so I ran to get it in time, but on the way I slipped and now my leg's bleeding heaps and hands feel all burny. It's not even 8:30 yet.
Mum: Oh, well I'm very sorry, I just wanted to check if you were up.
Me: Mhmmmm..
Mum: Well be ready soon because Anastasia and Masha are coming to pick you up soon.
Me: Mhmmmm..
Mum: Bye, I love you.
Me: Bye.
It hurt a lot.
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