Rate the "Chuck Norris" joke above

[superstar_128]

LOL! 8/10

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, at night.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways

 

[**Rainbow**]

Um... I don't know which to rate. Both? Okay.

1: 7/10

2: 9/10

What's known as UFC, or Ultimate Fighting championship, doesn't use it's full name, which happens to be "Ultimate Fighting Championship Non-Chuck-Norris Division"

 

[Lady_Shay]

6/10

Chuck Norris can choke someone with a cordless phone.

 

[x.Roller-//-Coasters.x]

8/10

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he knocks down one pin and the other 9 faint.

 

[tamacrazy_101]

9/10

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

 

[YellowJedi]

6/10

There was once a street named Chuck Norris. The government had to change it's name out of safety, no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

 

[tamacrazy_101]

10/10 xDD

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

 

[Lady_Shay]

9/10

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

 

[plopman88]

XD 11/10

chuck norris can get a arceus in pokemon firered without action replay

 

[YellowJedi]

7/10

Chuck Norris can beleive it's not butter.

 

[Lady_Shay]

10/10

A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there

 

[**Rainbow**]

9//10

Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.

 

[plopman88]

8/10

Chuck norris made all the colors but not pink tom cruise made pink

 

[~:>S a r e y<:~]

9/10 xDD

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes. xDD

 

[plopman88]

9/10

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick

Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe

 

[yoman]

8/10

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.HE decides what time it is

 

[EvilCookieNinja]

6.5/10

Chuck Norris does not go hunting. Hunting has a possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

[Mazeay]

7/10

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did ;p

that's totally TT appropriate..

 

[EvilCookieNinja]

10/10, just for being so appropriate.

Chuck Norris is the definition of epic.

 

[lainabug01]

9/10 nice.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity- twice.