Rate the Randomer

[~Cooler_Dan_U~]

Simple. I say something random and you rate how random it is. JUst rate how random the person above was!

I P$ay cucumbers! W8ut'$ M3 M*(3loa9?

A: 99% sent store!

B: Wh8res4736 the 1%?

On my way to WalFART: SM311Y BUTS ARE FARTS!

i'M PHAT: PATHETIC HATER AND TOMATERS!

Toaster Over: *9072&!

:kuribotchi: : Chicken buts!!! OR ELSE!!!

The or else: Sm311 m3 pharten in Wa11FART!

 

[porygonlord]

11/10

The local garden hose escapped last night

garden hose:sheep

WOW

garden hosee:sheep

IT TALKS?

garden hose:no

oh

garden hose turns on

OI NO SPITTING

garden hose:make me stop

IM WARINING YOU MISTER

police:ya under arrest

HAHA GARDEN HOSE

police:no you are. fancy bullying an innocent garden hose

But but

AT COURT

Jury:GUILTY

judge:he is to have 9999999999999999999 buckets of slime put down his underpants

NO FAIR

me:its perfectcly fair

WELL IM NOT DOING IT

mr q:ILL POUR THE SLIME

me:i sense

hobo:hello

me:the hobo

mr red photo:ill protetc you nameless

hobo & porygonlord & ten porygons & mr q & the garden hose & the jury & ABC & pie & judge vs mr red photo & nameless.

Hobo used m******

mr red photo dies

pie used SpLaTeR

namless is weak

mr q:HAW HAW HAW

nameless was defetad

porygonlord & co. went out for ice cream

 

[sarah8]

5/10

Meh ooh ooh ooh!!! Want a poo poo ooh ooh!!!! Want a pee pee pee eee eee!!!

You:Mummy!!! I wet my pants!!!!!

 

[~Cooler_Dan_U~]

4/10

h3654dj823y!!!!!! OOPS!

Chik8n bu6s R M33tl0@f!

It's like eat one grain of sugar and you fall of your chair and your chair falls down and you laugh at it! (Like M33tl0af!)

Smellyn' Me Fartyn' in WallFart, is ya??? Well eat M33tloaf!

 

[tama kitkat]

10000000000000000000/10!!!

Teacherk class what is 10 divided by 1??

Studentie!!

teacherk then what is 1 plus 1?????

student's friend:window!!

teacherk??...

Students:yayy!!cheesy omelets!!monkeys making baloney!!lol cheese!!

 

[Mametchi360]

9/10

Child:Mother! may I stick some dog poop in my ear drum?

Mother:Only if you lick a tree son!

Child:Yellow is the new dinosaur!

Mother:Monkey de lufie king of the pirates!

Father:.............Hairy arm pits for my breakfast.

 

[Hershey_Princess]

10/10

me:Knock knock knock

person:who is it

me:me

person:me who?

Me;Me cant you see your so blind here look again