[SIZE=8pt]Sence the bank was closed, there were no employees still there. Joe, being the smart criminal he is, already disabled the security system. "Lets go for the small safes on that shelf over there *points upward*" suggested Joe. Fred, being the more...eh...shall we say, stupid one, jumped up to reach the safe. "I got it!" he yelled ad he pulled the safe of the shelf. "Ohh nuuuuuu---- BANG!" You see, Fred had just eaten a very, very greasy slice of pizza before the robbery. The safe slipped out of his hands and hit him in the head, thus, causing him to be unconsious. [/SIZE]
Meanwhile, joe is gathering all the money he can and stuffing it into his large dufel bag.
"Wha... JOE?! WTF ARE YOU DOING! THAT MONEY ISNT YOURS!" exclaimed fred as he awoke from his unconsious-ness.
"Fred... wth- oh no, that stupid safe... when it hit you in the head you turned... good... T_T *sigh* Lets get out of here..."
[continue pleease.]