My dog looked so lonely yesterday, I didn't have the heart to leave him all alone, so I decided to spend some time with him. I lost track of time, and by the time I finally got to my homework, I realised my dog had licked my hand so much that it had become paralyzed
{[To Teacher]} Ok You see, I did EVERYTHING of my homework and assignments but you see, I got out of the car with my notebook and pencil and the rest of my stuff were in my dad's car, that when I turned around to get the rest of my stuff, the door shut and he sped off........
I was too busy to do it because I wanted to jump out of my window and went in a coma and then died and you know this is my ghost talking and this is a run-on sentence that never stops and its so fun because i love run-on sentences because you never use commas and hey did you notice that coma and comma are the same in a way anyway i am a ghost and i jumped out of a window and killed myself because i wanted to be a stuntman or woman i should say or maybe dude or something lalalalalalalala this is the run-on song it will never end and so forth...
I was gonna do my homework...but a giant came to me and said tell me a story! So I said...I was about to start my homework and a Giant came up to me and said tell me a story now! So I said...I was about to start my homework and a giant came up to me and said tell me a story! so i said...
I was about to pull it out when the Super (insert your name here) alarm went off...Isprang to my feet to find out the crime was all the way across the world! So I flew when I came to the crime! I had to fight a giant fish that took all night to defeat. It ended @ 3 00 Am then i went home...
1st reason: i left my homework on the floor and i went to get a pencil sharpener and when i got back there was a doggy no-no on it then i went to tell my mom and my baby bro ate the no-no then we had to go to the hospital to make sure he was okay when i got back it was infested with bugs then i went outside to get some bug spray and the smell got so bad our neighbors called the fire department wow... al that in one sentence.
2nd reason: i was doing my homework in the alley and there was a dead guy and the police took my homework for evidence
Me: I did my homework, untill my bro crunched it up into a little ball.he threw it out the window, and the wind carried it away into the river. I jumped in, but a fish bit me so I jumped out.