The "Make the Robotic Rocket Fall Asleep" Game!

[Cave Johnson]

Row row row the rocket gently down the stream, over the waterfall we go don't forget to scream!

 

[Pango]

WHAT?!? ALL OF THE THREE SONGS ARE KEEPING ROCKET AWAKE! THEY ARE NOT SOOTHING! PLEEEEEAAAAAASE MAKE THEM SOOTHING! PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!

 

[Neon Pegasus]

ok. let me try again.

Go to sleep.

now.

or else.

i will stab you

in your eye

 

[Pango]

That's not soothing either. Make sure your lullaby doesn't have any violence like that.

 

[mew0099]

hingle dingle durgen

my eyes are now-a-turnin'

because i'm bad at lullabies

so just close your eyes

..and sleep

i am the master

 

[Pango]

I don't think Rocket likes that song, either. Try finding an existing lullaby instead, mew0099.

 

[Neon Pegasus]

Im gonna try again

You're gonna die soon.

You're gonna die soon.

We're all gonna die.

But not as soon as you.

 

[Pango]

He hates that song too because it's not soothing. Make sure it tells Rocket to go to sleep and it doesn't have any violence or death stuff. Now you have 4 chances.

 

[ChamametchiandMametchi]

Go to sleep little Rocket,

So weary you are now

Snuggle into your motherboard,

the night goes on......

You will have plenty pocketfuls of dreams......

I know it doesn't rhyme, ok?

 

[Pango]

This tune also confuses Rocket. He doesn't sleep in a motherboard, but he sleeps in a soft, comfy Rocket bed.

 

[FurbyTamagotchiGizmoFijits]

You know this (or anything else related to little einsteins for that matter) is going to cause GreenTama to come back and start fights, don't you? *edited to sound less rude*

 

[Pango]

You can either find an existing lullaby, or create your own lullaby that involves Rocket.

 

[FurbyTamagotchiGizmoFijits]

go to sleep

go to sleep

or else i must kill you

 

[Pango]

You're upsetting Rocket. Make sure your lullaby doesn't do anything with killing him.

 

[Memetchiluva464]

go 2 sleep or the huss is gunna find u

 

[Pango]

That's not a song. Make sure your song won't have something bad in it either.

 

[Rocket~]

ay mayne, i dun wana go 2 sleep mayne

but bby gurll u st8 af

u need to stp makin games nd s**t bout me

 

[Pango]

Are you crazy?!? Rocket can't talk!

 

[jasen221]

ROCK A BYE ROCKET IN THE TREETOPS

WHEN YOU FALL DOWN, YOU'LL BREAK UP IN SHOCK.

WHEN YOUR MAIN MOTHERBOARD KICKS THE BUCKET

I WILL BE THERE, TO KICK YOU AS I SEE FIT.

I have another one.

SIIIIILENT NIGHT.

HOOOOOOLY NIGHT.

ALLL IS CALM

ALL IS BRIGHT

YA THAT ROCKET WENT AND DIED

HOLY TICTAX AND ETC FOR MAKING HIM DIE

SLEEP IN HEAVENLY (keyword) PEEEEEEEAACCEEEE.

SLEEP AND QUIT BOTHERING US.

(sorry i just had to)

 

[Pango]

Rocket sounds upset because the tunes have got death and violence. NO DEATH OR VIOLENCE IN YOUR SONGS!